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What They’re Saying About The Eagles: Buffalol Bills Edition

WHAT’S GOING ON BLEEDING GREEN NATION?!?!?!

Guys I woke up early this morning, around 5:30, thinking this was going to be a small quick WTS. It is now 11 am and I am just now getting to the opening. My original plan was to just have a ReferrEagles section for all the people talking about how the NFL has rigged the game so the Eagles will win. There were simply too many of them.

Going to keep the intro short, and with plenty of small words to hit the mandatory word count.

  • Go Birds
  • Brian Johnson is sus
  • Niners fans are an unlimited source of salt
  • Dallas fans are an unlimited source of salt
  • Jake Elliott needs a statue
  • Jalen Hurts is Him
  • Eagles are 10-1

I think that should get us close enough to the minimum word count, let’s do this thing! This is

What They’re Saying About The Eagles: Jake Elliott Appreciation Post Edition

Shove It (7-0)

Buffalo Field Goal (7-3)

Hurts Tipped INT

Josh Allen Rushing TD (7-10)

The Great Horse Collar Debate

THE REFS BLOCK A FIELD GOAL (7-10)

What Even Happened Here?

17-7.... (7-17)

Refs Force Bass To Miss Another FG (7-17)

Always Open (14-17)

Aaaaand the Bills Score Again (14-24)

Hurts Does Something Really Stupid (21-24)

BIRDS WITH THE PICK!