[Editor's note: Promoted from the FanPosts.]
WHAT'S GOING ON BLEEDING GREEN NATION?!
I don’t what to tell you guys, this game showed without a shadow of a doubt that Wentz is, in fact, elite. I mean how many other quarterbacks do you know could get sacked nine times and only fumble twice? That is some elite ball handling. He didn’t throw any interceptions to Slay. That’s an elite stat right? I’m happy that the Commanders not only found their name of the future, but also their Quarterback of the future. It is exciting to know that we will have the privilege of playing him twice a year.
I mean, compare him to Jalen Hurts. Jalen Hurts didn’t have a touchdown in the second half, but Wentz did! That is obviously the only stat that matters and everything else is just garbage time. Definitely not Hurts going 22/35 with 340 yards and 3 touchdowns. Nope, not those stats. I mean, Wentz was so good he even completed a pass to the Eagles!
Okay enough of that, we’ll see enough of it from multiple people soon enough.
Won’t lie to you people, I very much enjoyed watching this game. I hold Wentz just below Ben Simmons in the Pantheon of Charmin Soft Ex Players. To see him get sacked 9 times (NINE TIMES) was just *chef’s kiss*. The only thing I didn’t get enough of, besides second half offensive production, was interceptions. Oh well, there is always next time.
That’s enough of that, I’ve hit the word count to post this, so let’s get to this.
Bdawk, you may want to avert your eyes for this one bud. This is
What They're Saying About The Eagles: Norm Needs to Come Up With Better Titles Edition
So it begins. Sack #1
That's right, there's was some offense in the game too!
Jake Elliot Appreciation Post
Sack #5 and FUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
TOUCHDOWN GOEDERT! 10-0
1 to 11
SACK NUMBER SIX!
TOUCHDOWN BROWN!!!!! 17-0
HURTS TO SMITTY
SMITTY TOUCHDOOOOWWWWWNNNNNN 24-0
Because I need at least one gif for the third quarter, Wentz to Terry
BIG FOURTH DOWN STOP AT THE GOAL LINE
Davis, in fact, did not save the shut out 24-2
SACK NUMBER SEVEN!!!!!!!!!
ANOTHER ONE (Sack freaking 8!)
SACK NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9 NUMBER 9
Garbage Time Wentz is too Powerful 24-8
Wentz Makes A Game Winning Throw to the Eagles for the First Time Since 2020
BONUS REDDIT COMMENTS
GO BIRDS! Man, I got PTSD going through the Commanders comments. Sounded far too much like BGN in 2019-2020. We have the Dougie P led Jaguars this week at home and I hope we repeat our defensive performance again next week because WTS: Sacksonville is just too good a pun to let slide.
COMMENTS OF THE WEEK:
Let me know which comment was your favorite below. Hope to be back again next week, but until then