>taps keys This thing on? Test. Test. E. A. G. L. E. S.
Okay how to do I do this thing again....
Greetings fellow Philadelphians!
No, that doesn't feel right.
What's Happening Green Blooded Community!
Shit no that still ain't it...
WHAT'S GOING ON BLEEDING GREEN NATION?!
Hold up, wait a minute. Y'all thought I was finished?
I apologize for my swift and unannounced departure from the WTS last season. Not going to sugar coat it, I got burnt out. Between a middling team that was coasting by by beating really REALLY bad teams (don't @ me) and just the general disarray of life I simply didn't feel like putting the effort in. However, it is a new season and I am renewed by the absolute joy of watching the Eagles embarrass the Vikings in the Linc. At least that is the excuse I am using for not putting out a WTS last week.
[I went to the Commanders game (miss me with your boos) to see Doug and Wentz play. Prime parking and seats (photos attached for requisite flex).]
Monday was simply fantastic football. First half offense was just unstoppable. The defense was amazing (although I am mad I can't use the JonathanClownnaon gif). Hell, I was even happy to see Simba get an INT.
Of course no one is here to read my retelling of the game, or these intros in general. Yous are here for one thing:
What They're Saying About The Eagles: Minnesodium Edition
Hurts Hits AJ!
JALEN RUNS IT IN FOR THE TD 7-0
Vikings Respond by Going 3 and Out
@Reagor Revenge Game Begins@
The Vikings did score though.... 14-7
JALEN HURTS IS A GROWN MAN AMONGST BOYS 21-7
NO MORE COWBOYS BACKGROUND!
[He's talking trash on Bleeding Green Discord as always.]
[To be fair, this could have been from Green Bay. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ ]
Goedert and Jake Elliot Appreciation Post 24-7
BIG. PLAY. SLAY.
AJ BROWN IS A BEAST
But is it Blocked Field Goal Bad?
MAD OX TAKES THE BALL BACK
LARGE COX FLASHES ON NATIONAL TELEVISION
BIGGER PLAY SLAY!
BONUS REDDIT COMMENTS
What can I say, the Eagles were simply dominant in their win over the Vikings. Looking forward to going to Landover next week to visit Wentz and the Commanders! Judging by the comments over on Hogs Haven they are suuuuuuper excited too.
Quick announcement with What They're Saying moving forward: this is more of a team effort now! I'll be having some members of the Discord helping out grabbing comments and gifs and such, and we'd like your help too! If you see a comment you think would be great in the WTS shoot us an email at WTSBGN@gmail.com. Don't forget to add your username so we can shout you out as well. If possible use the "share" button on the comment, if not a screen capture works too!
The master of Bird Dog/Eagle Dog Kwahu helped out by sending in a bunch of images this week!
That's it for this one Bleeding Green. Be well, have fun, and as always
Since we can't do polls anymore apparently (thanks for that Coral), here are the COMMENTS OF THE WEEK!
(After the boing interception)