WHAT'S GOING ON BLEEDING GREEN NATION?!?!?!
I would like to start this off by taking a moment to congratulate Jalen Hurts. Being only 23 years of age and owning the Saints, just wow.
I'm going to level with yous, I did not watch the game. I went to the theater and saw Ghostbusters instead. It was a rash decision and one that I regret makin. I can only ask for you forgiveness after making such a heinous mistake. That being said, I obviously can't write up a brief description of the game to start this off. I am certain you are all heartbroken.
I personally was not expecting to check the Eagles score and see us absolutely stomping a mudhole in the Saints and walking it dry. I literally let out a Go Birds during the credits (which really made me miss home when it was not returned in kind). I thoroughly dislike the Saints, so any time the Birds can take a nice shit on them it pleases me greatly.
Due to my absolute disgust of them (yes I'm still salty about the frauds article from the year the Saints were embarrassed by the Minnesota Miracle), this WTS is going to be on the long side.
WHAT THEY'RE SAYING ABOUT THE EAGLES: NOLOLA Edition
Game Start: Saints Feeling Confident About Their Run D
GOEDERT GETS ROBBED OF A TD HURTS PICKS IT UP FOR HIM (7-0)
[Hurts' TD didn't really look good as a gif.]
RB1 TD2 (14-0)
Sander Feels Bad For The Saints and Fumbles So They Can Score (14-7)
Back To Misery aka JoHo cares not for your #1 Ranked run Defense
Davenport Fucks Around, Finds Out
HALFTIME EAGLES UP 27-7
Cox on Ball violence
Eagles Go Full Gannon (never go full Gannon) Saints Attempt Comeback
The drive is saved by *checks notes* JJAW?!
HURTS CHANNELS HIS INNER AI (40-22)
May Granderson's Ankles Rest In Pieces
LETS GGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (EAGLES 40 - Aints 29)
JAKE THE MAKE BONUS ROUND!!!!!!
Feels good man. Eagles have a damn good chance and winning another one next week traveling to play a now Clapperless Giants team. May we rain fury and BoScott upon them.
Thanks for reading everyone and I hope you all have a happy and safe Thanksgiving. As always:
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