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Kyle Brandt is back with another epic rant to get you fired up for Eagles vs. Seahawks

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Is it Sunday yet?

Philadelphia Eagles v Miami Dolphins Photo by Eric Espada/Getty Images

Remember when Good Morning Football host Kyle Brandt had a bunch of great Philadelphia Eagles rants leading up to the team’s Super Bowl win two years ago? (Really, how could you forget?)

Well, Brandt is back with another rant to get you fired up for this week’s Eagles wild card game against the Seattle Seahawks. Stop what you’re doing and watch this immediately:

Remember this? Remember the dogs? The dogs were a long time ago. The dogs are done with. I’m done.

This Eagles team? They are not dogs. They’re not. I hate to break it to you. They’re not.

This Eagles team is hungrier, they are smarter, they are survivors.

This Eagles team, they are not dogs. They’re wolves.

And this man? (pointing to Doug Pederson) This man right here is the ALPHA of the pack.

This Super Bowl winning human statue is the Wolf of Broad Street.

And you know what the Wolf of Broad Street hears?

‘Get out of here. You’re very 2017. You don’t have stars. We want to talk about Marshawn [Lynch]. We’ve moved on to Lamar [Jackson]. We love [Jimmy] Garoppolo. We want to talk about [Patrick] Mahomes. You don’t even deserve to be here! Hosting a playoff game? You shouldn’t even be in one! It’s the worst division of all time. So just lie down, die, and get the hell outta here, we’re done with you.’

So what’s the Wolf of Broad Street going to say to his team on Sunday, when he looks at these guys? These veterans who he has sweat with, bled with. What’s the Wolf of Broad Street going to say?

‘You know what? I’m not leaving. I’m not leaving. I’M NOT BLEEPING LEAVING! THE SHOW GOES ON! THE PLAYOFFS ARE MY HOME! THEY’RE GOING TO NEED A WRECKING BALL TO TAKE ME OUT OF HERE! THEY CAN SEND IN THE SEAHAWKS, THE SAINTS, [KYLE] SHANAHAN, THE FREAKING NATIONAL GUARD, CAUSE WE AIN’T GOING NOWHERE!

BIRDS 31, ‘HAWKS 20, SEE YOU IN SAN FRANCISCO!

Who else is ready to run through a brick wall?

And for those who might not understand the reference ... start this video at 4:30 (warning — NSFW language):

Eagles definitely beating the Seahawks on Sunday. And Pederson will be a big reason why.