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NFC bEast Eternal #234: May The Odds Never Be In Our Favor Edition

You guys have no chance with your backup QB against the Super Bowl revenge hungry Falcons

You guys have no chance with your backup QB against the team of Super Bowl Destiny, the Minnesota Vikings

You guys have no chance with your backup QB against the greatest sports dynasty of the 21st century, the New England Patriots

You guys have no chance with your backup QB on the road against the 12th best defense of the DVOA era, the Chicago Bears

You guys have no chance with your backup QB on the road against the #1 seed, who boat raced you earlier this season

...You guys never learn, do you?

Rule #1- Don't be that guy:

-- THIS is the most important. Don't ruin someone else's fun... I mean just don't do that

Rule #2- All Pictures and GIFs must have subject lines:

-- Please put subject lines on all pictures, especially pictures of half-naked women

-- No Nudity. That means no pictures of nipples, vaginas, anuses, or penises.

-- Please check where that picture or gif came from. No one wants to get a virus, worm or trojan on their computer. Just remember that some people can not afford to replace a computer each year.

-- Norm is exempt from this rule.

Rule #3- Shun anyone acting like a jackass:

-- Y'all go ahead and decide who acts douchey and who doesn't. We will flag your comments and then tweet and email BLG.

Rule #4- Be cool man. No temper-tantrums. No "threadboming":

-- No need to lose your head. This is the internet, don't take these arguments seriously. If someone hurts your feelings, let it go or go outside for a walk. There's no need to make yourself look like a tool by ruining a thread.

Rule #5- All people are accepted:

-- This is the NFC bEast/lEast/fEast thread, we don't judge or attack based on who roots for what team. All fans of the Cowboys, Giants, Redskins and any other NFL team for that matter, are welcome. Just don't get too trolly or we'll have to give you the Real LT treatment.

Rule #6- No pictures of any Rosie, O'Donnell, Barr, or Perez:

-- Do not break it or you'll be given a very thorough shunning. Also, we've run into someone posting Cat butts, don't do that either.

Rule #7- No mock drafts allowed in the Eternals:

-- Make your own post about that shit. If it's worth a damn, you'll get attention. This isn't the place for it, and neither is any non-mock comment thread.

Rule #8- No spoilers:

-- Or at least use the damn spoiler function. And keep your damn leaked scripts away from my fledgling willpower.

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