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YO YO YO YO!!!!!!

WHAT UP MA FEATHERED FRIENDS!!!! JACK'SAXE HERE!!!!

I'm not actually insane! Or.... wait... maybe? Don't think about it! Wilson (that's my brain) just says whatever it thinks to me, and right now we're both excited!!!! Yay!!! I'm also really tired! Woot!

So, aren't you guys supposed to have lost by now? What is this thing with "perseverance" and "strait-up-annihilation" bits are you guys doing? That's so weird! I like it! You all hold up a billion middle fingers to the media (which, as a Pats fan, I'm perfectly okay with), and to the world! Gazing down at the puny human Vikings, giving them the gift of excrement, as you soar over toward the super bowl! That's awesome!

Your defense is the love child of a Chuck Norris round house kick, and a Falcon Punch. Your offense is efficient and explosive, like a Grizzly Bear equipped with a +10 Ass Booster.

Looking forward to some dope-tastic discussions in the future! I promise my comments won't be as terrible as this post! You have a great team, and deserve to be here! Now... I'm currently in a hostage situation with my brain, who currently has Reality pointing right at me, so that's a thing I have to deal with. Tootaloo!