NFL Week 17 Games: An Open Thread

Happy new year! The final week of the NFL regular season is upon us. Everyone plays a division rival in Week 17, which is super fun.

If you need a reminder of who to root for, we can help you with our handy dandy rooting guide.

Here’s a list of all the games happening today:

Ravens at Bengals, 1:00 PM, CBS — I think the Ravens beat the A.J. Green-less Bengals.

Texans at Titans, 1:00 PM, CBS — Marcus Mariota is dead. Long live Marcus Mariota.

Panthers at Buccaneers, 1:00 PM, FOX — Cam vs. Jameis? Eh, I don’t know. Should be good.

Browns at Steelers, 1:00, CBS — Browns gonna start 2017 like they oughta: with a loss.

Bills at Jets, 1:00, CBS — Rex Ryan-less Bills score 40 in honor of how many beers Rex drank last night.

Bears at Vikings, 1:00, FOX — Sam Bradford is going to lose because he is a loser. (Please lose, Sam.)

Jaguars at Colts, 1:00, CBS — No more wheels on the Gus Bus. Colts win.

Patriots at Dolphins, 1:00, CBS — Patriots have nothing to play for. Probably still win.

Chiefs at Chargers, 4:25, CBS — Chiefs cement their No. 2 seed with a win. Well done, Andy Reid.

Cardinals at Rams, 4:25, FOX — No thanks.

Raiders at Broncos, 4:25, CBS — The Raiders lost Derek Carr last week. That’s all I’ve got. That sucks.

Giants at Washington, 4:25, FOX — Giants probably win, to dash Kurt Coupons’ playoff hopes.

Seahawks at 49ers, 4:25, FOX — Chip Kelly is a dead man walking. Shame. I liked the guy.

Saints at Falcons, 4:25, FOX — Falcons probably win, but who cares?