The Eagles play at 1:00 today. A bunch of other teams do as well, and some even play at 4:00! What a world. Sports truly are a miracle.
Here’s what’s happening:
Steelers at Bills, 1:00 CBS — Two good-not-exceptional football teams will play football, hopefully in snow. Should be fun! LeSean McCoy is good in the snow. Bills win.
Texans at Colts, 1:00 CBS — Texans are infuriatingly not bad despite their awful quarterback. Colts are the exact inverse. I think Indianapolis wins.
Broncos at Titans, 1:00 CBS — Titans are 6-6, which is pretty solid for the second year of the Marcus Mariota era. But the Broncos’ defense probably wins this one for Denver.
Cardinals at Dolphins, 1:00 FOX — Carson Palmer and the Cardinals have expired. The Dolphins aren’t awful, which is kind of weird. Dolphins probably win this one.
Vikings at Jaguars, 1:00 FOX — Really love what Gus Bradley is building down in Jacksonville. (Seriously, though, go Jags! The Eagles’ first rounder depends on you!)
Chargers at Panthers, 1:00 FOX — I don’t know, man. These are two utterly inconsequential teams at this point in the season. Just don’t watch it.
Bengals at Browns, 1:00 CBS — The great battle of Ohio! An orange-and-brown nightmare if ever there were one. Don’t watch this, either.
Bears at Lions, 1:00 CBS — Could be kind of fun. The Bears start Matt Barkley, which is at least funny as hell. And the Lions are good. Detroit wins.
Jets at 49ers, 4:05 CBS — Two truly woeful teams. Chip Kelly is 1-11. The Jets are starting Bryce Petty at quarterback. Burn it all down, y’all. 49ers win.
Seahawks at Packers, 4:25 FOX — YES. A good one. The Seahawks’ defense against a surging Aaron Rodgers, and at Lambeau no less? A true beauty.
Saints at Buccaneers, 4:25 FOX — Love me a good NFC South showdown. The Bucs are kind of... for real this year? The Saints are less so. The playoff-bound Bucs win this.
Falcons at Rams, 4:25 FOX — The Falcons are going to slaughter the Rams.