Tonight the Ravens host the Browns in the latest edition of Thursday Night Football: You’ll Watch Because We Put It On. Except you might not be able to watch, because it’s only on NFL Network, and you probably don’t get NFL Network. And even if you do, it doesn’t matter, because you probably don’t want to watch this game. The Browns might go 0-16. They’re unwatchable. And so are the Ravens, who had a four game losing streak and are 26th in the league in scoring. Joe Flacco has more interceptions than touchdowns this year. It’s just bad football. You have so many alternatives to watching this game. Here’s some of them!
-Go see Doctor Strange. I saw it Sunday night, it’s pretty good!
-Hit “random article” on Wikipedia and wind up 37 pages deep before you realize what you’ve done. Here’s what I got!
-Finally clean out that closet in the guest room you’ve been putting off for years.
-Watch this Vine on loop before it goes away.
-Read about Time Cube. I apologize in advance.
-Go for a walk and say hello to three strangers (that you encounter on the street, don’t break into people’s homes).
-Learn about what happens if all you listen to on Spotify is Insane Clown Posse.
If you really feel the need to watch this game, here’s how.
Location: M&T Bank Stadium, Baltimore
Game time: 8:30 p.m. ET
TV channel: NFLN (CBS and NBC basically paid NFLN to not have them simulcast this game)
Online streaming: You could stream anything and this is what you’d choose? No.
Per Bovada, the Browns are expected to lose again:
Cleveland +9 (-120)
Baltimore -9 (EVEN)
Note: This is an open thread for the Thursday Night Football game. Feel free to discuss the game or whatever else you’re watching in the comments!