The Jaguars and the Titans are playing football tonight in Nashville, Tennessee. There is absolutely no reason for anyone who is not a fan of the Titans or the Jaguars to watch this game.
You know what you should do instead?
Here is a list of 11 things (feel free to add more in the comments):
Take a walk
Read the new Drexel men’s basketball media guide
Go to the bathroom
Eat some beans
Look at your face in a mirror for 45 minutes
Scroll through the Wikipedia entry for doubanjiang
Talk with someone
Listen to the radio
Buy Halloween candy but eat all of it and then don’t give anything out on Halloween
Watch these Joel Embiid highlights (he is so good):
If you absolutely must watch this godforsaken game, here’s how you can do it:
How to watch
Date: Thursday, October 27, 2016
Location: LP Field, Nashville, Tennessee
Game time: 8:30 p.m. ET
TV channel: NFLN (even CBS won’t show it)
Online streaming: Don’t you dare
Per Bovada, the Titans are favored to be located in a far better city than the Jaguars:
Jacksonville Jaguars: Do not (bet)
Tennessee Titans: on this (game)
Note: This is an open thread for the Thursday Night Football game. Feel free to discuss the stupid football game in the comment thread!