Do not watch Thursday Night Football: Jaguars at Titans

The Jaguars and the Titans are playing football tonight in Nashville, Tennessee. There is absolutely no reason for anyone who is not a fan of the Titans or the Jaguars to watch this game.

You know what you should do instead?

Here is a list of 11 things (feel free to add more in the comments):

Take a walk

Listen to this song

Read the new Drexel men’s basketball media guide

Go to the bathroom

Eat some beans

Look at your face in a mirror for 45 minutes

Scroll through the Wikipedia entry for doubanjiang

Talk with someone

Listen to the radio

Buy Halloween candy but eat all of it and then don’t give anything out on Halloween

Watch these Joel Embiid highlights (he is so good):

If you absolutely must watch this godforsaken game, here’s how you can do it:

How to watch

Date: Thursday, October 27, 2016
Location: LP Field, Nashville, Tennessee
Game time: 8:30 p.m. ET
TV channel: NFLN (even CBS won’t show it)
Online streaming: Don’t you dare

Odds

Per Bovada, the Titans are favored to be located in a far better city than the Jaguars:

Jacksonville Jaguars: Do not (bet)
Tennessee Titans: on this (game)

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Note: This is an open thread for the Thursday Night Football game. Feel free to discuss the stupid football game in the comment thread!