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Colts at Jaguars, 9:30 AM CBS — Gotta love a good Jags game in England! It’s like waking up to bacon, except football. These two teams aren’t very good. Colts win.
Bills at Patriots, 1:00 CBS — The Bills beat the Cardinals last week, but that’s more an Arizona problem than a good sign for Buffalo. Pats gonna Pat. New England wins by 20.
Seahawks at Jets, 1:00 FOX — Russell Wilson is hurting, but Ryan Fitzpatrick literally threw six interceptions last week. Seahawks goin’ for seven.
Lions at Bears, 1:00 FOX — Eagles beat the Bears pretty soundly. Eagles play the Lions next week. Time to watch and see what to expect!
Panthers at Falcons, 1:00 FOX — Cam Newton and the Panthers need a jump start. Divisional foe? That’ll do it. Panthers by two scores.
Raiders at Ravens, 1:00 CBS — Aaaaaand the Ravens’ inexplicable undefeated start comes to a halt. Derek Carr is a stud, Joe Flacco is less-than-elite, Raiders win.
Titans at Texans, 1:00 CBS — You could not pay me enough. Titans win because Marcus Mariota Marcus Mariota Marcus Mariota Marcus Mariota Ma
Browns at Washington, 1:00 CBS -- Browns are bad! Washington is... barely better than bad? Division game, so plenty of viewing interest. Kirk Cousins wins. This game sucks.
Broncos at Buccaneers, 4:05 CBS -- Wait, is Trevor Siemian... good? Or at least, more than serviceable? Seriously this league is so freaking weird. Broncs go to 4-0.
Rams at Cardinals, 4:25 FOX — Ew. The Cardinals are weird and inconsistent this year, while the Rams, Todd Gurley aside, are purely unwatchable. Cardinals in an ugly one.
Saints at Chargers, 4:25 FOX — PASS THE BALL ‘TIL YOU FALL. I’m starting Philip Rivers in fantasy this week and dear god I am going to win by, like, a billion points.
Cowboys at 49ers, 4:25 FOX — Chip Kelly vs. Dallas. How we feelin’, Philadelphia? I like Chip, so I’ll be pulling for San Fran, but I think Dallas ekes it out. They’re not bad.
Chiefs at Steelers, 8:30 NBC — Best for last! This should be a great game. We’ll see if the Eagles’ win over Pittsburgh meant the Steelers are falling apart, or the Eagles are Super Bowl-bound.
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