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'Orange Is the New Black' Season 3 Premiere takes a shot at Tim Tebow

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There is no escape.

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I was too exhausted to really do anything after returning from vacation yesterday, so I figured I'd watch something on Netflix. After finishing the last episode of "Daredevil" and seeing that the third season of "Orange Is the New Black" (henceforth "OITNB") was available, I started watching it. It wasn't even five minutes into the episode when a certain Philadelphia Eagles quarterback was mentioned.

I can't provide the video clip for you, but here's the transcript:

Pennsatucky: "I would have five [children]. Or six, if you count the one that fell out after the night in the cave. Would have been a miracle baby, like Tim Tebow."

Wanda Bell: "Based on the state of your mouth when you came in, I’m going to say your baby wasn’t on the star athlete track."

Pennsatucky: "Oh yeah? Well neither was Tim Tebow. You know, when his momma was pregnant she had the sickness and the doctors told her not to have the baby but she had it anyhow? And she was on dysentery medicine, and she was in a Filipino town."

Eliqua Maxwell: "He wasn’t such a great quarterback."

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The power of Tebow never ceases to amaze.