Why Chip Kelly REALLY cut DeSean

Chip Kelly was all boring and politically correct explaining his decision to cut DeSean. It was a football decision, blah blah blah. Luckily, Twitter wits (twits?) read between the lines and heard what Chip was REALLY thinking.

"I asked him 'have you ever seen The Wire?' he said no. Then I told him were we releasing him and it was best for both of us."

— Dave Mangels (@Southern_Philly) April 28, 2014

Chip: We made the decision shortly after DeSean declared his preference for Perfect Dark over Goldeneye. I just can't see past that.

— Dissident Aggressor (@Philatticus) April 28, 2014

@JohnBarchard "Desean kept grabbing all the rocket launchers in Halo and that's just a dick move tbqh, so I cut him"

— Dan Schmidt (@3DPhillySports) April 28, 2014

"He said Pats steaks made the best cheesesteak in Philly." - Chip Kelly

— Keiana D. Williams © (@PHSportsGoddess) April 28, 2014

Chip on Desean's release: "He and I disagreed on some things, most notably he said Nas' Illmatic was 'overrated'. Could not move past that."

— joe м (@dr_pizza_MD) April 28, 2014

Joe was close, but I think the answer is even simpler: "Diamonds on My Neck." Chip wants to build a program of excellence, and crappy rapping simply won't be tolerated.