Football is back (sort of)!!! Hall of Fame Game Open Thread

The Eagles' preseason opener is next Friday, but while we wait for that there is the Hall of Fame game. Long considered a letdown game for most, this year's installment features the Miami Dolphins and Dallas Cowboys. The former is entering Year 2 of Ryan Tannehill, while the latter is the Cowboys, so feel free to mock them below.

Stuff to Know

• Most of the Dallas starters will not play. In fact, Kyle Orton played one drive and was yanked.
• The Dolphins have four former Eagles: WR Marvin McNutt (87), RB Marcus Thigpen (34), Brandon Gibson (10) and Dimitri Patterson (24).
• The Cowboys are testing out their new Tampa 2 defense, so pay attention to how some of their players adapt.
• Apparently, if you have ever been within six miles of Cris Carter, you were inducted into the Hall of Fame last night.
• Demetress Bell will not play as he is on the NFI (Non-Football Injury) list.
• The Cowboys' fourth-string quarterback can do some awesome tricks: