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Lolz: Demetress Bell reportedly bringing his special brand of awfulness to Dallas

Demetress Bell was not just awful last season in Philly. He was specifically awful against Dallas.

Howard Smith-US PRESSWIRE

According to Todd Archer of ESPN Dallas, the Cowboys intend on signing Demetress Bell, per a source.

Demetress Bell was not just awful last season in Philly. He was specifically awful against Dallas.

Here's Bell with the easiest holding call ever:

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Here's Bell yelling "Look out!!!" after Victor Butler smokes him en route to destroying Nick Foles:

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And here's Bell making sure nobody steps on the "G" in the Eagles end zone, while Nick Foles gets sandwiched:

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Jerry Jones, please live to be 150.