Thank you Brett Favre. Thank you Williams wall. Thank you Sidney Rice. Thank you Jared Allen. Thank you Tony Romo. Thank you Shaun Suisham.
Thank you for ensuring that Eagles' fans misery at the way our season ended would not be compounded by watching the Cowboys win the superbowl. Losing twice in a row to that team was bad enough, but had they won it all it would simply have been too much to bear. Also thank you for humbling the throngs of trash talkers that have bugged us for the past week.
We're done, our rivals have been embarrassed, and now we can move on with the offseason. Deep exhale. Oh and let our friends up in Minny know we appreciate it.
Let us lick your tears Cowboy "fans!"