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With The Ninth Pick Of The 2011 BRB Mock Draft, The Dallas Cowboys Select...
I apologize for the misleading headline of this post. Everyone knows there's no such animal as a "Dallas Cowboy." They're the "Arlington Cowboys." Nevertheless, I am Ironman!!! announces the selection and rationale for his beloved fictional team after the jump. As an acknowledged...
Packers 31, Steelers 25: 2010 Season Is In The Books
With that, the 2010 NFL season has ended. Congratulations to the Packers and their fans, as they've earned bragging rights. Maybe for even longer than normal, if the 2011 season is affected by the looming labor dispute. Lest the thought of labor unrest bum you out too much, look on the bright...
Reliant's New Tailgating Policy: My E-Mail To Management
As Kerns wrote here, there's been a sudden change in tailgating policy at Reliant Park. Many fans have written e-mails to the powers that be; my entry is after the jump. Dear Sir or Madam: I was rather dismayed to receive notification of the organization's sudden decision to change the...
Three And Out: Useless Predictions For Sunday's Game
Will our beloved Houston Texans go 3-0 for the first time in franchise history? Or will the Vaqueros of Southern Oklahoma stave off what history tells us would likely be a disastrous 0-3 start? Most importantly of all, what does a moron's pretend crystal ball show? The answers to these questions...
Wherein bfd Delivers A Fisking To A Matt Mosley
Join me after the jump as I present the execrable Matt Mosley with the terrifying "Fisk of Death." Yes, that is a picture of my fist in front of my vintage Houston Oilers "autographed" mirror. Can you feel the machismo? No comment on having a glove like this handy. But that's not the...
The Dallas Mavericks "Starters That Suck" Watch
Nothing has been more entertaining for me of late than Josh Howard's "injury." Why? Because it has spawned the Starters That Suck watch, a study of the Mavericks' incompetent third, fourth, and fifth starters, with frequent contributions by Jason Kidd. Check out a few box scores and notice a)...
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