What I want to hear this weekend.

Merril Reese: "Cowboys at the 18 yard line.  Second down.  A minute twenty-one left on the clock after that sack by Dawkins.  Dallas lines up slot to the left, Barber in the backfield.  Back goes Romo.  He's looking, looking.  Here comes pressure from Cole.  Romo roles to the right and gets away from Cole and now he escapes from Thomas.  Now he's firing to the endzone for Owens and ... INTERCEPTED!  INTERCEPTED!  Running with the football down the left sideline is Lito Sheppard ... 45, 40. 35, 30. 20, 15, 10, 5, TOUCHDOOOOOOWWWWWWNNNNNNNN!  Lito Shepperd, 103 yards!  Lito Sheppard, his 3rd interception of the game!  This is amazing!  He stepped in front of Owens who had not yet even turned around for the ball yet and took it ALLLLL the way back for six.  And with a minute three left in the game, that ought to do it."

Mike Quick: "Romo just escaped the pressure on that play before Cole and Thomas just leveled him.  They just leveled him.  Oh but there's a flag on the play.  Could this be for a late hit?"

Reese: "No Mike, I think this is going to be on Owens.  He just took his helmet off and threw it at the Eagles bench then got to jawing and shoving with Sheppard who was jogging across the star at midfield towards the Eagle bench after meeting up with Dawkins and Brown there for some congratulatory celebration.  Sheppard has been playing extremely physical with Owens all day, and I don't think the couple of hits he took going over the middle from Dawkins and Reed have helped either.  Do you think he's a little mad about being held to 1 catch for 8 yards today?  Those four drops he's had have been costly for Dallas, and so have the now three interceptions on passes intended for him."

Referee: "Unsportsmanlike conduct, #81 on the offense.  15 yards, to be added to the spot of the kickoff.  #81 is disqualified."

Mike Quick: "Wow.  Lito Sheppard to the Cowboys Quarterbacks these past few years is like Ronde Barber and Lofa Tatupu to the Eagles.  He's standing there in the endzone and Romo just threw the ball right to him.  Well, the Cowboys were looking for six to Owens and then a two point conversion to tie the game, but now with that play by Lito, they will need to be looking for quite a bit more, and they won't have Owens on the field to help them.  You have to wonder.  Do the Dallas quarterbacks just not see this guy when he is on the field?  Seven of his sixteen career touchdowns before today came against the Cowboys, and now he's made that ten of nineteen today."

Reese: "I don't know Mike, but I'll take it!  Lito Sheppard is the killer of the Cowboys.  The Eagles line up for the the extra point and the ball is snapped, down, and good.  And this stadium is now as silent as a churchyard, other than the serenade of the Eagles fans here for their star cornerback while the Dallas fans start to file out in silence."

Fans: "Liiitoooo, Lito, Lito, Lito.  Liiitooo.  Liiitoooo."

Reese: "And with a timeout on the field, its the Eagles 24, Cowboys 9.  Who would have thought last week that would be the score late in the 4th quarter today?  We'll be back after this with the kickoff."

Please God ... is that too much to ask for for Christmas?