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NFC Beast Eternal #159: Back up in your ass with the resurrection

I HAVE PEOPLE SKILLS. I AM GOOD AT DEALING WITH PEOPLE. CANT YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?

Rule#1 - Don't be That Guy

- THIS is most important. Don't ruin someone else's fun...I mean just don't do that.

Rule #2 - All Pictures and .Gifs Must Have Subject Lines

- Please put subject lines on all pictures, especially pictures of half naked women.

- No nudity. That means no pictures of nipples, vaginas, anuses or penises.

- Please check where the picture or gif came from. No one wants to get a virus, worm or trojan on their computer. Just remember that some people cannot afford to replace a computer every year.

Rule #3 - Shun anyone acting like a jackass

-Y'all go ahead and decide who acts douchey and who doesn't. We will flag your comments and then tweet and email JBLG.

Rule #4 - Be cool, man. No temper tantrums. No "threadbombing."

- No need to lose your head. This is the internet, don't take these arguments seriously. If someone hurts your feelings, let it go or go outside for a walk. There's no need to make yourself look like a tool by ruining a thread.

Rule #5 - All people are accepted.

- This is the NFC bEast/lEast/fEast thread, we don't judge or attack based on who roots for what team. All fans of the Cowboys, Giants, Redskins and any other NFL team for that matter, are welcome. Just don't get too trolly or we'll have to give you the Real LT treatment.

Rule #6 - No Pictures Of Any Rosie, O'Donnell, Barr or Perez

-Do not break it or you'll be given a very thorough shunning. Also we've run into someone posting Cat butts, don't do that either.

Rule #7 - No Mock Drafts allowed in the Eternal

-Make your own post about that shit. If it's worth a damn, you'll get attention. This isn't the place for it, and neither is any non-mock comment thread.

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