What is Chip doing right now? Watching tape? Reading scouting reports? Discussing player contract negotiations with Howie? Going on vacation? I suppose he could, but I doubt it. Too much to do! This early in the offseason anyways.
Looking for a spouse via speed dating? We all know he likes everything fast. Could he be designing plays for Brad Smith? Contemplating new devices to use on the practice field maybe? Over sized remote control cars to simulate a pass rush and get Nick Foles moving around a little more efficiently in the pocket. Maybe doing a smoothie research? Think of all the different flavor combinations!
Trying to find a nice way to tell Patrick Chung his time with the Eagles is over, and he may be unemployed or making league minimum as a backup soon. Or maybe he's working on some new Feng Shui meditation techniques for DJax, and C. Williams when they flip out next? Maybe teaching Roc that football isn't soccer?