Lolz: Demetress Bell reportedly bringing his special brand of awfulness to Dallas

Howard Smith-US PRESSWIRE

Demetress Bell was not just awful last season in Philly. He was specifically awful against Dallas.

According to Todd Archer of ESPN Dallas, the Cowboys intend on signing Demetress Bell, per a source.

Demetress Bell was not just awful last season in Philly. He was specifically awful against Dallas.

Here's Bell with the easiest holding call ever:

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Here's Bell yelling "Look out!!!" after Victor Butler smokes him en route to destroying Nick Foles:

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And here's Bell making sure nobody steps on the "G" in the Eagles end zone, while Nick Foles gets sandwiched:

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Jerry Jones, please live to be 150.

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