Although it may appear that success came easily for your new leader, the honorable Jimmy Kempski, the truth is like any individual who attains his goals, Jimmy followed a well thought out plan o reach the point he wanted to attain. In the beginning, Mr K set out with a specific plan in mind, and the determination to follow his structured plan all the way through to its completion. As a result, Jimmy now sits high on his throne as the "Head Bleeder" of Bleeding Green Nation. Not only will he provide this site with solid leadership, but he will also serve as an example for those who follow him. Anyone who wishes to elevate him(or her)self to a lofty position would be well advised to follow the Kempski plan for success.
Pick an Unappreciated Football Player and Bet Against Him
For Kempski, this was easy. He bought into the oft repeated misconception that Anthony Spencer was not decent edge rusher. As a result, Jimmy made a friendly wager with a certain Mfoster of Blogging The Boys fame. Quite simply, if Spencer recorded double digit sacks in 2012, Kempski was to write a 500 word fanpost using at least 20 superlatives to praise Spencer. Well, Anthony recorded 11 sacks on the season, yet for some reason, the pages of BTB have yet to see any glowing words from the distinguished Mr. Kempski.
Constantly Remain Busy for Six Months
The loyal members of the BTB community, especially Mfoster, have remained patient, yet there still has not been any sign of Kempski's masterpiece. True, Jimmy does have a plethera of responsibilities, but he managed to find time to visit his BTB family many times over the recent six months. On the other hand, once he is reminded of his obligation, Mr. K suddenly pulls a vanishing act that would make even David Copperfield green (yes Eagles green) with envy. Due to the serious concern the Blogging The Boys community has for Jimmy, we are worried that he may be over working himself and not taking enough time to relax and enjoy life. We suggest that he take some time off and write a short fanpost, and thus relieve himself of a burden that has been weighing on his mind for quite some time.
Ascend to a Lofty Position When Friends Can Easily Find Him to "Remind" Him of His Commitment
At BTB we think highly of Kempski, and consider him a part of our extended dysfunctional family. If we did not care, we would not drop by to insure that Jimmy does not let his responsibility slip his mind. As a closet Boys fan, we know that a master wordsmith, such as the esteemed Mr. Kempski, should find it quite easy to put pen to paper and generate a simple 500 word masterpiece for his "family" at BTB. We would hate to see him besieged by guilt over falling short of the expectations his friends have.
As you can see, We at Blogging The Boys are proud of our friend JimmyK, and relish in his recent success. We highly encourage others at BGN to follow the Jimmy Way and its simple plan for success. With a little hard work, you to can ascend to a lofty position, and one day you may even become "Top Feather" in the Eagles Aviary just like Jimmy.