OK, OK, before you jump me and think I'm insane, I just figured that would be the only way to get your attention!
Now, on to my point: I was going to wait until we make the playoffs (that's right, I said "until," not "to see if") to post this little gem. I don't know if everyone here has already read it, but I couldn't help but laugh when I found this article after searching for some NFL stats.
OH, and Heath Evans? Here: