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Dave's Douches: Week 9

Hey guys, Im new to the site but I used to do a little weekly article for my middle school newspaper in Quakertown, PA called Dave's Douches. It was pretty popular and I'm very intrigued to see if Daves Douches will appeal to a wider audience. Without further ado.... Now I love this guy but no one is safe from the wrath of being called a douche. Especially when it takes you 15 years to accomplish something and Nick Foles does it in his 9th career start. That's right folks this weeks douche is: PEYTON MANNING....Might be the best QB of all time but Nick Foles made him look like a giant DOUCHE! Honorable mention douche of the week: Nick Foles. Cause he makes a decent amount of money but still insists on his Huckleberry Finn haircut. I don't care what Foles stats are cause when the camera shows him without a helmet on all i think is DOUCHE!

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