SUSPICIOUS: New York Giants sign former Eagles C Dallas Reynolds

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CONSPIRACY.

Breaking news. The Giants have officially signed center FORMER EAGLES CENTER Dallas Reynolds, according to a source.

Why did the team make this move? Big Blue View offers an explanation:

The addition of an offensive lineman is no surprise considering the questions about the health of David Baas (neck and Chris Snee (hip). If reports are accurate Snee's season might be in jeopardy.

You know what I say to that? LIES!

Clearly, there's a conspiracy here. Please remember that these two teams play on Sunday 10/6.

There's no doubt in my mind that the New York Giants are afraid of the Eagles. All they're doing is taking advantage of a poor former practice squad player - bless your heart, D-Reynolds - in order to gain a special advantage on Philadelphia.

NYG will likely use Reynolds to reveal all the Eagles secrets, such as:

• The Eagles smoothies recipe

Evan Mathis' twitter password

• How to "snap the ball"

• The type of shampoo Jason Kelce uses in his hair/beard

• Why the Eagles defense is so good

• How Michael Vick prevents himself from making faces like Eli Manning

• The whereabouts of Howard Mudd

AND MORE.

Classless.

You may think I'm crazy, but look at the facts. You know who else was on the Eagles? Giants DL Mike Patterson and Cullen Jenkins. They both signed with the team in the off-season. Do you really think that's a minor coincidence?

No, this is much more than that. This is a conspiracy that goes all the way to the top!

With a 0-4 record, it's no surprise. NYG has allowed more points than anyone else and they have the league's second worst point differential. They are desperate and willing to do anything to beat a dangerous looking 1-3 Philadelphia team.

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