Alright bitches... it's on and it's going on right now... who wants to party with Eagladelphia right now ??? Woooooooo

I wanted this guy all along, even when I was so hard for Chip Kelly... I had a secret man crush for Gustav... And now that plane is headed straight for the Philly runway, and when it lands on that runway.... oooooh, it's gonna be on bitchess.... Are you feeling me right now ? Well, are you... ? If so... come party with me... I know we gotta still do the formal interview with Lurie and his gang of chicks... but we got this in the bag... We're not gonna let Gustav leave us without signing on that contract... dot those t's baby and cross those i's.... ya feel me ? Ooooh, I'm up to a 150 words and it wasn't even hard, well it was hard, but this wasn't hard... you know what I mean...

Disclaimer: This was The Reddgie's idea, btw.

Rec this if you're hard for Gus...