I am Bartholomew*
Bartholomew I am
who follows Jesu
Do you like Casey Matthews?
I do not like Casey Matthews.
I do not like him,
Jesu
Would you like him
Impromptu?
I would not like him
Impromptu.
I do not like Casey Matthews
I do not like him,
Jesu
Would you like him
after an interview?
Would you like him
if he was valued?
I would not like him
if he was valued.
I would not like him
after an interview.
I do not like him
impromptu.
I do not like Casey Matthews.
I do not like him,
Jesu.
Would you meet him
For free honeydew?
Would you meet him
For a glass of Pegu?
Not for honeydew.
Not for an interview
Not for Pegu
Not if he was valued.
I would not like him impromptu.
I do not like Casey Matthews.
I do not like him,
Jesu.
As your sifu,
Bartholomew
Why don’t you like
Casey Matthews?
I’ve watched last season's
overview
And Casey Matthews was completely
askew.
Just watching Matthews made me
ague
I think I see more potential in Jimmy's
nephew.
I could have sworn Matthew's future was
barbecued
Maybe Andy Reid was too busy looking at the
menu?
Fear not Bartholomew,
As your sifu, I believe in Casey Matthews
Shall I Continue?
Bartholomew?
I believe Casey Matthews is
undervalued.
I do not know why Bleeding Green Nation commenters
argue.
Hopefully Todd Bowles can
come to the Rescue
Before Sunday’s game preview,
BIBTD would like to present a
clerihew.
Casey Matthews.
always on miscue.
BGN blames Juan Castillo
who is really similar to Miss Cleo.
* This is a parody of Dr.Seuss's Do you like Green Eggs and Ham.
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