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Do you like Casey Matthews?

I am Bartholomew*

Bartholomew I am

who follows Jesu

Do you like Casey Matthews?

I do not like Casey Matthews.

I do not like him,

Jesu

Would you like him

Impromptu?

I would not like him

Impromptu.

I do not like Casey Matthews

I do not like him,

Jesu

Would you like him

after an interview?

Would you like him

if he was valued?

I would not like him

if he was valued.

I would not like him

after an interview.

I do not like him

impromptu.

I do not like Casey Matthews.

I do not like him,

Jesu.

Would you meet him

For free honeydew?

Would you meet him

For a glass of Pegu?

Not for honeydew.

Not for an interview

Not for Pegu

Not if he was valued.

I would not like him impromptu.

I do not like Casey Matthews.

I do not like him,

Jesu.

As your sifu,

Bartholomew

Why don’t you like

Casey Matthews?

I’ve watched last season's

overview

And Casey Matthews was completely

askew.

Just watching Matthews made me

ague

I think I see more potential in Jimmy's

nephew.

I could have sworn Matthew's future was

barbecued

Maybe Andy Reid was too busy looking at the

menu?

Fear not Bartholomew,

As your sifu, I believe in Casey Matthews

Shall I Continue?

Bartholomew?

I believe Casey Matthews is

undervalued.

I do not know why Bleeding Green Nation commenters

argue.

Hopefully Todd Bowles can

come to the Rescue

Before Sunday’s game preview,

BIBTD would like to present a

clerihew.

Casey Matthews.

always on miscue.

BGN blames Juan Castillo

who is really similar to Miss Cleo.

* This is a parody of Dr.Seuss's Do you like Green Eggs and Ham.