I'll save you the pleasantries of the original rulebook. It's the 69th iteration of the Eternal. If you don't know it by now, you never will.

In any case, I wanted to do a little something different to (ahem) "commemorate" this new re-launch. I got into a conversation with one of the head writers over at the mothership in the original SBNation article about the re-launch.

Please check it out, its filled with like-minded individuals who have voiced their displeasure. Go read it....

In any case, it was pretty much admitted to me that this re-launch was indeed designed not for the community here. Plain and simple.

http://www.sbnation.com/2012/9/25/3394410/welcome-to-the-new-sb-nation#117893835

I've linked it to the specific comment, by one of the head guys no less. It's quite disheartening. That being said, IDGAF.

The Eternals will never die so long as I'm not banned by BGN. Or until they eliminate fanposts altogether, which sadly, I can see in the future.