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NFC bEAST Eternal Thread #61: Escobar Season Has Returned


NFL training camp has begun marking the beginning of football season. Let the hype and high expectations you have for your team commence!

Rule #1 - Don't be That Guy

- THIS is most important. Don't ruin someone else's fun...I mean just don't do that.

Rule #2 - All Pictures and .Gifs Must Have Subject Lines

-Some people are slackers and we go on Bleeding Green Nation during class because having your English teacher explain how to write persuasively kind of loses it's luster after a couple years. Some people even come here while they're supposed to be working (TIME THIEF!). So, for these people we must require you to put a subject line on all pictures, especially pictures of half naked women.

- No nudity. That means no pictures of nipples, vaginas, anuses or penises.

- Limit your gifs (less than 3 per user), I love gifs as much as the next guy but they have a tendency to slow down my computer.

- Please check where the picture or gif came from. No one wants to get a virus, worm or trojan on their computer. Just remember that some people cannot afford to replace a computer every year.

Rule #3 - Shun anyone acting like a jackass

-Y'all go ahead and decide who acts douchey and who doesn't. We will flag your comments and then tweet and email Jason

Rule #4 - Be cool, man. No temper tantrums. No "threadbombing."

-No need to lose your head. This is the internet, don't take these arguments seriously. If someone hurts your feelings, let it go or go outside for a walk. There's no need to make yourself look like a tool by ruining a thread.

Rule #5 - All people are accepted.

-This is the NFC bEast thread, we don't judge or attack based on who roots for what team. All fans of the Cowboys, Giants, Redskins and any other NFL team for that matter, are welcome. Just don't get too trolly or we'll have to give you the Real LT treatment.

Rule #6 - No Pictures Of Any Rosie, O'Donnell or Barr.

-Do not break it or you'll be given a very thorough shunning. Also we've run into someone posting Cat butts, don't do that either

7 recs or the undrafted free agent that you think will be a future all-pro, will end up being cut prior to the preseason.

Please unrec the last eternal. We don't want the top threads on BGN to be eternals, but more importantly we don't need to have a fanpost created by Eagladelphia to have a lot of recs :)