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NFC bEast Eternal Thread # 44: We're all BANNED together now!

Okay so apparently it's time for a new one of these fancy Eternal things, so I'm making one...

Now please proceed to de-rec the previous one and rec this one up so we have it for more than 5 minutes while people post Jason Peters posts 1000 times... Failure to de-rec and rec is punishable by me pinning the return of Kyle on you.

Here on the Eternal Threads we have these things call rules.. They suck but we have to follow them.

Rule #1: No Pictures of Rosie O'Donnell

This is simple, nobody likes that fat bitch so don't post her ugly face here.

Rule #2: ALL pictures and ALL gif's must have subject lines

-Some people work and this content isn't exactly up to Kyle's standards so we'd like to be able to hide the slutty content so those who work don't lose their jobs.

- Please check where you're getting these pictures from, not everybody has the money to replace their computer or pay to get it repaired and that could really mess up somebody's life since many of us are in school and are required to do work from a home computer etc.

Rule #3: Shun those who act like douche's

This is simple, we police ourselves and we all know what needs to be done to knows who lose their mind or simply don't conform to our rules.

Rule #4: Don't "threadbomb" and don't throw a temper tantrum

Nobody wants to deal with a million gifs or pictures without a subject line, it's annoying and just childish. If you have an issue lets just address it like men and actually talk like we're adults (or at least mature) if all else fails we can just flag, tweet and email Jason and he'll deal with it.

Rule #5: Everybody (but Kyle) is accepted here.

This is a fun place to be, our mods are very kind and they let us get away with a lot so lets keep them happy and treat guests kindly... If they do not come in peace we just give them the Kyle treatment or the Real LT treatment, it seems to work well.

Rule #6: Have a good time

Follow this or I'll hunt you down.d

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