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NFC bEAST Eternal Thread #34: The Glory of the East Returns.




So a Lombardi trophy is added to the hallowed halls of the NFC East, the greatest division in NFL history. Boom.

Star-divide

Rule #1 - No Pictures Of Rosie O'Donnell

-This is BY FAR the most important rule. Do not break it or you'll be given a very thorough shunning. Also we've run into someone posting Cat butts, don't do that either.

Rule #2 - All Pictures and .Gifs Must Have Subject Lines

-Some people are slackers (like me!) and we go on Bleeding Green Nation during class because having your English teacher (or med school professor) explain how to write persuasively kind of loses it's luster after a couple years. Some people even come here while they're supposed to be working (TIME THIEF!). So, for these people we must require you to put a subject line on all pictures, especially pictures of half naked women. Daisy Lowe (or other random chix) mmmm...

Rule #3 - Shun Iggle Whoever acts like a douche.

-Y'all go ahead and decide who acts douchey and who doesn't

Rule #4 - Be cool, man.

-No need to lose your head.

Rule #5 - All people are accepted.

-This is the NFC bEast thread, we don't judge or attack based on who roots for what team. So we should really stop attacking BBI, especially considering he is the guy who brought these threads here. All fans of the Cowboys, Giants, Redskins and any other NFL team for that matter, are welcome. Just don't get too trolly or we'll have to give you the Real LT treatment.

Rule #6 - Chill with word aversions.

- Jerks.

5 Recs or the REAL LT rises from the dead, and this time he's got ammo.

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Fuck BBI

That will be all

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:09 PM EST reply actions  

Hater

Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute

by netsareboss on Feb 7, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

FUUUUUUUUUU

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 6, 2012 11:11 PM EST reply actions  

So we should really stop attacking BBI, especially considering he is the guy who brought these threads here

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:18 PM EST reply actions  

Hi.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 6, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Where is our God, BGNers? Where is our God?!

Fuck your God, BBI. He’s a greedy bastard.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:25 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

God is dead.

We must find a new being worthy of worship.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 6, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Lou Williams.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 6, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL fuck Lou Williams. You don’t know shit about basketball if you think Lou Williams is useful.

Prediction: the 3-4 will be out of style in two years.
So no, I will not shut up about stupidity.

by bdawk4ever on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 PM EST

by packimop on Feb 13, 2012 10:16 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s decent as a bench player and has been playing more effectively this year. He doesn’t kill us as much as he did last year and years prior

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

He’s better this year than in others, but he cannot be on this team if it is to contend. He’s a selfish player with a terrible basketball IQ.

Prediction: the 3-4 will be out of style in two years.
So no, I will not shut up about stupidity.

by bdawk4ever on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 PM EST

by packimop on Feb 15, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

He is great player to have on a championship roster if you limit his minutes. This year he hasn’t been that selfish. He’s been driving more often and has been setting up Vuc for easy buckets. I actually think this team needs Lou Williams at times to carry them through. It’s a matter of knowing when to bench him. I think Collins has a good grasp of that.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

High volume shooter like Iverson.

Sixers need especially when Williams leads the team in scoring. Sixers’ offense can be stagnant… I don’t think you want to get rid of him just yet.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 3:13 PM EST up reply actions  

*wild_eagle enters room.*

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 8, 2012 11:31 PM EST up reply actions  

"Sorry bro, but we didn't order any pizza."

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 8, 2012 11:50 PM EST up reply actions  

*wild_eagle entered through the roof, he moved through solid matter*

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 9, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

uh huh

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 9, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Queef.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 6, 2012 11:40 PM EST up reply actions  

i dont think

eagle fans will be all too happy with a thread here today. usually i love this stuff but i don’t hate them for hating us right now. #jealousy

JPP is the kraken

by GiantBeing on Feb 6, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

There's not even a comeback for this

This is why I want to win the Super Bowl, so I can say shit and have the last word.

Also cuz the journey seems like it’d be fun.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

So much this

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 7, 2012 10:25 AM EST up reply actions  

It is all about the journey.

I swear to you as great as the SB win is, when the clock strikes zero, it is in a way, very anti-climactic.

If you have ever read a book that just knocks your socks off, then you know of which I speak when it ends.

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 11, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

First you bragging about the title

and now you’re being racist saying “you people”. Im offended BBI, I really am. SMH

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 7, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Usually, I don’t mind BBI, but this is not cool, we don’t want to hear about a Lombardi trophy being added to the NFC East, when we don’t have any, that’s not cool to post on here…

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 6, 2012 11:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

NFC East thread.

It’s like the Ring of power from the LOTR. Forged from the fires of loneliness of the lockout, it has powers both good and evil. The Giants are in the NFC East, just won a SB…they deserve a shoutout

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 6, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, but not from a Giants fan on an Eagles site… it’s a little bit sacreligious, you crossed the line with this one buddy.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 6, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

oh well.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 6, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That's a big power move that you pulled on here

and the sad thing is the Eagles fans who don’t have a problem with this, it’s not your fault if they are willing to support your b.s.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 7, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t listen to him BBI. You can gloat allll you wan’t, we’re just going to spam you with Queefs.

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 7, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

case and point to what I said above !!!

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

241543903
^^^^^^
Google Image search that.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:50 PM EST reply actions  

And I thought the Chuck Norris Badass meme was stupid…

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 6, 2012 11:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Though the queef thing is stupider. Much stupider.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 6, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s probably the stupidest.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:58 PM EST up reply actions  

But it does bother BBI

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 6, 2012 11:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Last one.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 12:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Yea, the thought of the smell is what makes that one bad. There has to be at least one dead midget still lodged in there.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I'd probably go the over on a prop bet

O/U 1 dead midget.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

If you zoom in real close on that pic.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 12:12 AM EST up reply actions  

hello world,

just woke up from drinking my ass off and we are Super Bowl champions. good night.

JPP is the kraken

by GiantBeing on Feb 6, 2012 11:53 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah, not the point of this thread.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 7, 2012 12:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Speaking of queefs.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Did you really think it would be that easy to dodge the queefs? Well, did you?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 6, 2012 11:54 PM EST reply actions  

You're in luck.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 6, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you know, it probably is a good thing. I mean, I once had a fear of heights, but after years of climbing mountains with queef my family, I eventually overcame it.

That’s not true, btw. Fuck heights. queef.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 6, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

With queef my family made me LOL and Idk why

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 12:06 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL okay

I agree this shit tickled me to no end lol

by Two Nickels on Feb 7, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I was going for the surprise factor

BBI’s just reading along… “Oh wow, I can totally relate to th.. FUCK!”

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 7, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

RAGGEEEE

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

The Queen of queef. You forgot how queer that Americans say queso instead of cheese. American cheese sucks anyway. Now if it was called Macaroni and queso… now that would be grand.

Speaking of queso… I hated that Taco Bell dog. Quiero Taco Bell is what the little bastard would say. If he said Quiero mucho queef, I think I would love him.

No. Fuck that dog.

Using queef to queme makes women live longer. You didn’t hear BBI? The louder the queef the better. I know you would want to query the scientific studies but I cannot find the links. If you have problems with your query.. please send your querimony to the Queef National Press of Pittsburgh.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 3:17 AM EST up reply actions  

Hate crime.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

  • BIBTD drops the keyboard and walks away

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM EST up reply actions  

BBI can’t we follow the fucking rules?!?

The title of this thread HAS to be Queef. End of discussion.

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 6, 2012 11:55 PM EST reply actions  

Did you say queef?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 6, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions  

That's hideous

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 7, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

AHHHHH

KB Music to BBI ears lol

by Two Nickels on Feb 7, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Your Superbowl will forever be tainted BBI, you lost to the LOLSkins x2

YOU LOSE :D

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 7, 2012 12:00 AM EST reply actions  

Pretty sure

they don’t put asterisks on the trophy.

by brisulph on Feb 7, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

challenge accepted.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 8, 2012 11:32 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I don't get it...

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 11, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

He is going to

put an asterisk on the trophy… hence the challenge accepted.

by brisulph on Feb 11, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, I get it, thanks.

Better luck next time with a joke, Wild. lol

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 11, 2012 10:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Now he get's it...

Better luck next time with getting tommy d. to understand the joke, Wild. (You’ll NEED IT!)

Newman is Bad!

by Feeling Blue & Silver on Feb 13, 2012 6:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still working on it.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 17, 2012 12:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Courageous, Insecure, Outspoken, Thoughtfull.....hmm

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 12:04 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

Mine's

Lovely,Sentimental,Passionate, Thoughtful

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Witty, passionate, naive, shy.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 7, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

I think wrestle was supposed to be restless lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 12:13 AM EST up reply actions  

Or

Perhaps it is symbolic of your battles with the Queff monster.

by Two Nickels on Feb 7, 2012 12:46 PM EST up reply actions  

You mean queef?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to be on a co-ed dance crew in college.

and the girls did it a few times. Even if some of ’em were hot, it was still nasty.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

You're an I?

Interesting. What is it like being a letter?

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 7, 2012 12:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy, patient, elegant, peace

Yeah, nah. Not today.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 7, 2012 12:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Reserve, Elegant, Out spoken, Sincere.

What the fuck.

Cynical should be in there….

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy, Patient, Genuine, restless

by TimmyGee on Feb 7, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate you Udalango.

I looked again. There is “Eli” which surrounded by “critical” and “graceful”. 2. You can spell “Elite” twice with two “TE” around “Eli”.

Right at the fucking mouth, smiling at our frustration.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 12:57 AM EST up reply actions  

I hate you Udalango.

I looked again. There is “Eli” which surrounded by “critical” and “graceful”. 2. You can spell “Elite” twice with two “TE” around “Eli”.

Right at the fucking mouth, smiling at our frustration.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 12:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Why the fuck did it post twice?

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 2:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I got:

Happy
Patient
Elegant
Peaceful

I don’t think that’s right…

Maybe the second four… Outgoing, Sweet, Thoughtful, Eloquent.

Nope.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 7, 2012 1:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Happy, Impatient, Elegant, Peaceful. This thing is way the fuck off!

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

" Lifes a bitch, but God forbid the bitch divorce me" Nas

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

by Talon Talent on Feb 7, 2012 6:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Loyal, lethargic (lol), thoughtful, compassionate.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 7, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Peaceful, elegant, happy, naive

3 out of 4 ain’t bad

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 7, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Mine

Passionate, Talented, Charismatic, Outspoken

by Two Nickels on Feb 7, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Did, harm, poke and glove

I like where this is going.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 7, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Mdlz!

I’m a mdlz! Also yyvtal!

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

thechive

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions  

happy impatient elegant peaceful?

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Huge, dominant, awesome, beastly,

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 11, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I got:

Rage, Ass and Poke.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:45 PM EST up reply actions  

lmao

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

" Lifes a bitch, but God forbid the bitch divorce me" Nas

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

by Talon Talent on Feb 12, 2012 2:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ass, fap, stubborn. I win

Prediction: the 3-4 will be out of style in two years.
So no, I will not shut up about stupidity.

by bdawk4ever on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 PM EST

by packimop on Feb 13, 2012 10:17 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Polite, courageous, calculating. passionate

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by tst29 on Feb 13, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

i did this blazed the otther day

first two words were lazy and lethargic lol that cracked me up

Me Gusta Los Eagles

by RanjeethR on Feb 13, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Isaiah Thomas is a monster. K bye. Scrappy little PG.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 7, 2012 1:40 AM EST reply actions  

Speaking of point guards, Jeremy Lin has been putting in work since that playing time increase. 28 points and 8 assists today.

"the Patriots aren't that good." -Freddie Mitchell

by ILL Eagle on Feb 7, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions  

He's going to be another Steve Nash.

I think the stick and ball approach is best way to see how “talented” someone is. The faster/strongest guy rarely put it together.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 2:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Another Steve Nash/ Jason Kidd

I think the stick and ball approach is best way to see how “talented” someone is. The faster/strongest guy rarely put it together.

I remember Jason Williams ( I think that’s his name) and he played for the Kings. He was sick but I think something happened (drugs, maybe). Now that guy has some handles.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 2:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, Jason Williams was a phenomenal passer and ballhandler. I’ll always remember him for two things though.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m-Vq-DO86RE
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrL6PqJjvBQ

"the Patriots aren't that good." -Freddie Mitchell

by ILL Eagle on Feb 7, 2012 3:06 AM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t he have white chocolate tatted on his knuckles too?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 7, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

noo it’s white boy tatted on his knuckles

by Bleeding Green in the H on Feb 7, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I got...

Genuine,Reserved,Peaceful,Elegant. Now I shall go judge some heauxs on isanyoneup.com

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Feb 7, 2012 1:41 AM EST reply actions  

I'm usually up.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

¿Que?

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Feb 7, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Because I have to take my sister to work

early in the fucking morning. It’s roughly a 2 hour commute. Shit, I wish I could sleep in my bed right now.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 2:51 AM EST up reply actions  

That's how my mama is

She lives in Northern Virginia but works in Maryland. Its about an hour or two commute with that DC traffic

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 7, 2012 10:23 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh ugh

I don’t even like commuting to D.C., I can’t imagine commuting past it.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 15, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Giants win SB...

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Feb 7, 2012 1:44 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

test.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 2:59 AM EST reply actions  

What the fuck. BGN will let me post “test” but not a comment about Jeremy Lin being another Steve Nash?

Piece of shit.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 3:00 AM EST up reply actions  

Jeremy Lin the next Steve Nash? LMFAO

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by tst29 on Feb 7, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

if your not chiving...

Your wrong..

Any fellow chivers?

Kcco

"Never give in, never, never, never, never, in nothing great or small, large or petty, never give in except to convictions of honor and good sense. Never yield to force; never yield to the apparently overwhelming might of the enemy.

by ando1213 on Feb 7, 2012 3:04 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

keep calm and chive on

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I scroll through for the hot chicks and then I think to myself “Why scroll through this when I can go to another site and scroll through pictures of women who are actually naked?”

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by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Tuck to get head surgery to fix his oddly shaped head.

E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!!!

by Mikesta on Feb 7, 2012 10:30 AM EST via mobile reply actions  

YES! Now he’ll be less aerodynamic! He’s gonna start whiffing on all of his sack attempts.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 7, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 11:22 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

And Nintendo

ruins another relationship. Typical.

by brisulph on Feb 7, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

BWAHAHAHAHAHA

THIS cracked me up the faces are priceless lol

by Two Nickels on Feb 7, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Can’t wait for part 2 where she slaps him with the remote.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 7, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how his face goes back to normal

like he didnt even say anything out of line

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 1:37 PM EST up reply actions  

AWESOME news

too bad the gay thing started a shit storm in here last time

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Good news. CA still has to get on New England’s level. For a fiscally conservative area we’re remarkably socially progressive…

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 7, 2012 2:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Finally

and Washington state is finally getting on board. The following quote is posibbly one of the best things said about gay marriage.

The anti-SSM crowd keeps playing the victim on this issue, claiming that their rights are somehow being infringed or reduced, and that same-sex marriage is being “shoved down [someone’s] throat,” but the facts are that no civil rights or benefits given to opposite-sex couples are affected in the least simply by giving those same rights and benefits to same-sex couples.

Rights and benefits afforded to you and your opposite-sex spouse under civil law will not go away. Had joint tax-filing privileges before recognition of same-sex marriage? You’ll still have it afterwards. Had hospital visitation rights before? You’ll still have it after SSM. Had inheritance rights, power of attorney, and about a thousand et ceteras? You’ll still have all those same civil effects, and that’s the only calculus that should matter.The only – and I mean, the sole, solitary, only – thing you’ll give up is exclusivity, which is not a civil right.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Feb 7, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

hehehehe
5 Recs or the REAL LT rises from the dead, and this time he’s got ammo.

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by netsareboss on Feb 7, 2012 4:30 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm...

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 7, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I've only been on BGN like once but

whats with you guys and queefs?

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by netsareboss on Feb 7, 2012 5:03 PM EST reply actions  

You should ask BBI about them. He loves them. Wet ones, dry ones, old ones, really old ones, doesn’t even matter — BBI simply loves queefs.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 7, 2012 5:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I love them too.

I make em happen

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 11, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

BBI has a weakness for queefs. He uses them like a blowdryer to style his hair.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

What.... BBI?

you’ve never told us this before BBI. is this like banned from bbv? if not…

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Beware the Lopez
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by netsareboss on Feb 7, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It's called a queef fro

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

we call those dudes

guindians

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 8:18 PM EST up reply actions  

You should be flattered. Do you know how hard it is to find a jpeg of one?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Maybe at Temple or Rutgers, not Drexel

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 5:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What isnt banned over there? Free thought is ITs a group think over there
is this like banned from bbv?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

You need punctuation.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s awesome.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I giggle everytime I look at it and cant help it

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

mentioning BBIs secret fetish

Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
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by netsareboss on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 PM EST up reply actions  

No. I have word aversion to words that start with q-u-e

and its worst with that godforsaken word that these jerkoffs found out about, so now whenever I gloat about our glorious 4th ring, they bombard me with it lol

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

What are you talking about?

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 7, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Panda

jumps, shoots and queefs.

I guess your querimony to the Queef National Press of Pittsburgh didn’t work out eh.

I heard Queen is your favorite band. Is that true?

Queef.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 7, 2012 9:00 PM EST up reply actions  

que?

Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute

by netsareboss on Feb 7, 2012 10:11 PM EST up reply actions  

ew

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

porque?

Nets Mets Giants All day Every day.
Beware the Lopez
NY Giants Tribute

by netsareboss on Feb 8, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Say it again.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 7, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Found this picture on my computer while I was looking for a comic to post...

Sad that I probably won’t be able to use it ever again.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 7, 2012 6:56 PM EST reply actions  

Can we stop with the queef posts? They’re stupid and not funny.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 7, 2012 9:35 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I laughed

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 7, 2012 9:40 PM EST up reply actions  

agreed

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 7, 2012 9:44 PM EST up reply actions  

+46

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 7, 2012 9:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Is that the number of times that somebody made a queef post?

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 7, 2012 9:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Of course

The number of queef posts would of been much higher hahahaha

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 7, 2012 10:07 PM EST up reply actions  

meow

I grew up in Pa. but my job has taken me deep into the swamps of louisiana where all you hear is "who dat, who dat" and on clear nights when the wind is gently blowing from the northwest you can hear the wimpers and sobs of jerry and his herd of cowgirls.

by eagleflownsouth on Feb 7, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions  

Go Go Gadet...

Oh Wait wrong superhero.

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Feb 16, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

I’m sure there was a woman in Inspector Gadget’s life that cause him to “go go gadget…”

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Half of me wants to do Shit like this then the other half chimes in with ARE YOU FUCKING CRAZY

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 12:47 AM EST reply actions  

You ever been cliff jumping?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 2:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup rock quarry here in town 80 foot cliff

its a doosy…or however thats spelled

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 2:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Lake Mead is crazy. Because the water level is so low, there are cliffs everywhere. Once when I was out there some Cirque performers were out there and they were doing insane flips off the side of cliffs.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 2:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Thats is pretty cool

Cliff jumping is crazy we had a girl at graduation land on her back knocked her right the fuck out. Feels like fucking concrete ….well not really that but its still surprising how hard the water is.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 2:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Did she survive?

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 8, 2012 2:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Reverse belly flop. I’d guess she survived but I bet her back hurt like hell.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 2:42 AM EST up reply actions  

ya but she fucked something in her back

up I dont quite remember what happened exactly.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 2:47 AM EST up reply actions  

that is exactly

what my dream nightmare of falling is like. amazing.

by fr33thinker on Feb 8, 2012 12:55 AM EST reply actions  

forgot to mention

that i have no parachute and theres shit in my pants.

by fr33thinker on Feb 8, 2012 12:56 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Lol thats specific.

Im watching this and all I can think is…..why wear a helmet. If the parachute works you shouldnt need it…..and if the parachute fails….wellll I doubt the helmet is going to save you

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 1:00 AM EST up reply actions  

well terminal velocity

is 120+ mph with arms and legs out and 200+ mph with them tucked in, so…it has to be for your hair/scalp. i imagine that 200+ mph has to be down right violent. if its not for your hair, then, like you you said, its pointless.

by fr33thinker on Feb 8, 2012 1:21 AM EST reply actions  

Eli was disappointed no one's package grew during the Super Bowl game

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 8, 2012 2:41 AM EST reply actions  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=2UvHPvCTzrU

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 8, 2012 2:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Who's music do you hate the most?

Like if you could stop one artist or band from making music ever again, who would it be?

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 8, 2012 12:32 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Can I stop an entire genre?

Id stop the scream metal my brother listens too. its all the same anyway

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 12:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Whose*

In before spelling spetsnaz…

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 8, 2012 12:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Rick rozay

But agreed fuck that guy

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 1:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Wayne or Drake for me

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 8, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Mac Miller/Nicki Minaj/ Any country artist

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 8, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Blackeyed Peas. That shit is even in commercials, you can't escape it.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 8, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Justin Bieber

and all other Disney bs clone boy band/ teen idols

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 8, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Kesha. The dollar sign’s not a letter, bitch.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 8, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Nicki Minaj easily

I mean why? Just why?

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

" Lifes a bitch, but God forbid the bitch divorce me" Nas

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

by Talon Talent on Feb 8, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Nickelback

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Rihanna

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats on the Lombardi, by the way.

I treasure any chance to see the Pats suffer.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Same question as Snax, but with TV shows. Which popular show would you cancel?

Mine is real easy: Jersey Shore. Paints Jersey in a real bad light, and its just drama and STDs on tv. If I wanted that, I could go back to college.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 8, 2012 1:05 PM EST reply actions  

Two amd a half men

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 1:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Jersey Shore

IDK how people watch that but to each his own i guess /kanye shrug

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 8, 2012 1:36 PM EST up reply actions  

That shit is brilliant

The character development is second only to The Sopranos. Except they’re real people.

You have to be a real dumbass to think Jersey is only those eight fools … who aren’t even all from Jersey. Then again, that’s fine by me.

Jersey has beach, mountains, farmland, countryside, suburbs and is you’re within a short drive of NYC, Philly and Atlantic City at all times. My favorite state out of the several in which I’ve lived and visited.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 15, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

O_o

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 16, 2012 10:48 PM EST up reply actions  

That looks like a pair of nuts

That you should probably be … Ah forget it.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 20, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Just phase MTV off the air completely.

Jersey Shore, Teen Mom, Teen Wolf, that MMA show they have on. If I had to cancel one I guess it’d be Jersey Shore.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 8, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

On the other hand

Beavis & Butthead returning was shockingly quality. However, it does not excuse the rest of the garbage that channel puts out there.

by brisulph on Feb 9, 2012 9:31 AM EST up reply actions  

They should move Beavis and ButtHead to MTV2

MTV2 is usually tolerable. Idk what they’re doing with the first one though.

“I’m sorry for you frustration.”

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 9, 2012 11:06 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Dexter, Glee and The Office (both have sadly gone downhill), or Two and a Half Men

Just talkin about practice

Follow me on Twitter - @Teachin2daChoir

by The Mad Hopper on Feb 8, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

The Office has been better in recent weeks than it was at the beginning of this season IMO. And no matter how bad it might get, I love it too much to ever want to see it canceled.

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Feb 13, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the new plot for the Office. Apparently the new girl is trying to break up Jim and Pam’s marriage.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s what it looks like. It’ll be interesting to see what happens there.

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Feb 13, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I hope they stop that “innocence, playful humor” crap, take a move out of the UK version’s playbook and have Jim tear up that pussy in Tampa

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

It has gotten better, but still not the same without Steve Carrell. There needs to be more of Robert California. I would rather see them go out on their own terms than be cancelled, but that would mean that this is the last season

Just talkin about practice

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by The Mad Hopper on Feb 14, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Glee went downhill half way through the first season. I’ve never really been a big fan of Two and Half men.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 13, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Not a popular show, but Ancient Aliens. Those Swiss bastards are ruining the history channel.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 8, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

American Idol

Fuck that shit

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

" Lifes a bitch, but God forbid the bitch divorce me" Nas

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

by Talon Talent on Feb 8, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey now.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

THIS▲

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I watch that show…

A show that should be canceled… America’s Next Top Model. Stupid. Ass. Show. For some reason my mom and sisters are obsessed with that show.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Prolly cause they are girls

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 7:34 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Still, it’s a stupid show irregardless of the fact that they’re girls.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean whatever lol

They have a tattoo contest now. Modeling seems normal

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 7:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Irregardless?

/eye begins to twitch

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Regardless of the "ir"

It still means the same thing.

Could you care less, or could you not? That is the question.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 15, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Anything to do with vampires: Vampire Diaries, True Blood, etc.

Getting tired of all this bs “I’m a vampire, but I’m sensitive and in love with the plain girl.” I miss when vampire were things to rip you apart not freakin pale teenage douches.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 8, 2012 9:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone watch The River

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 2:18 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah

I thought it wasnt bad though it started to slow down in the second half a little. I think it could be really good though.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Feb 9, 2012 12:10 PM EST up reply actions  

.........

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 1:01 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Is he

Wearing a Taco Bell hat?

by Two Nickels on Feb 13, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions  

fo shiz

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Hellz yeah, playa'.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

hahahahhahahahaha

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 8, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

This is cool as shit

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

I hate that.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol I read it and was like what no I didnt

looked closer and was like….oh ok

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Woah, that took me forever.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 8, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm fucking dyslexic you dick!

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 8, 2012 11:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I do not care.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 12:00 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rec’d for apathy.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 11:04 AM EST up reply actions  

fuck

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Feb 9, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Two days in a row…

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 9, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

What happened to the fanposts?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 8, 2012 5:57 PM EST reply actions  

Tehy werz gabagez and tehrw tehm awayyyy

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 8, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Rick-rolled 101

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 8, 2012 9:58 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Lol

Way too much damn time on your hands

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 8, 2012 10:00 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s pro trolling

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 8, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry everyone

ill try and get that Playoff pool results up tomorrow, i’ve just been really busy this week

claude giroux and shady mccoy. the future

by griffeagles on Feb 8, 2012 10:26 PM EST reply actions  

If it helps, you can skip tallying mine. I lost during wild card week.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 8, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate duke

go UNC

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 10:46 PM EST reply actions  

this #FuckDuke

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 8, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Reason being, Duke basketball fans are also usually Lakers, Cowboys, and Yankees fans. They also enjoy Alabama football, Red Wings hockey, Roger Federer, Tiger Woods, Manchester United, and Lance Armstrong.

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 8, 2012 11:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This and I am here in the Carolinas

and UNC is just better lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 11:03 PM EST up reply actions  

fuck

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

lmfao

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 8, 2012 11:12 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I’d like to meet this Emily. She seems nice.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 8, 2012 11:16 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

lulz

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 8, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Obviously fake, lol. The “pounding” and “opening wide” should have totally given it away. Wouldn’t the mom have let the guy in if it were an actual door/actual scenario? And if the guy has already been to the house and had conversations with the mother, does she really need to introduce herself on facebook? I just don’t like these scripted things, they ruin the humor.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 11:08 AM EST up reply actions  

My mom would have zero idea of what we actually meant

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 11:15 AM EST up reply actions  

But this is definitely scripted. Those last two comments by “Margaret” don’t even make sense if you’re talking about a literal back door.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

smh

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 9, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

What, do you think this was a real conversation?

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 12:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, but you just put way too much effort into ruining something that was funny when it started.
If I ask you, “Is a frog’s ass watertight?” I’m not challenging your knowledge of zoological anatomy.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 9, 2012 1:08 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I didn’t think it was funny. Sorry if I “ruined” it for you.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I dont think thats what he is saying

Other people laughed and your being the “Fake and gay” guy that always shows up you didnt think it was funny so why even comment….its a joke lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Fair enough

I usually love these things, I just hate it when you can tell they’re scripted, y’know? But you’re right, I shouldn’t have commented if I didn’t think it was funny. It pisses me off when people do that, so you’re absolutely right.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 9:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Bitch im always right

remember that next time. lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 9:54 PM EST up reply actions  

my mom would've probably made me food for when I got home.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 9, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

So Mike had anal sex with Emily.

Good for him.

The bad news? Castillo's back.

The good news? With the 7-9 season coming up and all the Eagles games being played at 1:00 (and in the bag for the opponent by 2:30 at the latest), we'll all have plenty of time to rake the leaves and whack off. Stock up on your Astro Glide, ladies!

by EvilBanner on Feb 11, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

No no no, didn't you read?

He came in through the patio door.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Feb 11, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

This is crazy and if it doesnt get to you I hate you

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 2:42 AM EST reply actions  

Johnny Cash is amazing. I saw that a few weeks ago. I don’t care if the Nine Inch Nails originally performed that, it’s Johnny’s now.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 9, 2012 2:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Ive heard this song like 30 times before I even knew it was a cover

I heard the “Original” and was like ummmmm this is weird

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 2:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Also dude in 9 inch nails agrees with you
I pop the video in, and wow… Tears welling, silence, goose-bumps… Wow. [I felt like] I just lost my girlfriend, because that song isn’t mine anymore…

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 3:03 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i seen it on vh1, its deep

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 4:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Gut Feeling: The Eagles sign Jermichael Finley

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 9, 2012 5:18 AM EST reply actions  

Because signing a borderline probowl tight-end is the same thing as signing the greatest QB of all time. Right.

The Packers don’t seem to be interested in signing Finley at the price he wants and there is this weird buzz around the TE spot for the Eagles. They’re looking for their version of Graham or Gronk. They want a move guy to compliment Brent Celek. And our offense was most efficient and effective when Brent Celek was getting the ball. I think Andy might look at that tape and decide that maybe he should focus more on the TE spot, especially if DeSean goes (as he should).

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 9, 2012 6:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Steve Smith and Jeremy Maclin and Desean Jackson dropping balls wasn't enough for you?

/trolling.

For realz tho, don’t get him. Thanx.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 9, 2012 9:12 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes, it is totally different, but,

i was referring to the likelihood of it actually happening. i dont know how to do the sarcasm font. thanks.

by fr33thinker on Feb 9, 2012 10:35 AM EST up reply actions  

@Text here@

Text here

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 9, 2012 10:40 AM EST up reply actions  

you sir

are a gentleman and a scholar, from your asshole to your collar.

Luke Kuechly is a NYG fan and lives with his mother phyllis. Vontaze Burfict enjoys eating glue, rock salt and lead paint chips. WE.ARE.FUCKED.

by fr33thinker on Feb 10, 2012 9:24 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you going to change your name of Desean leaves?

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 9, 2012 11:46 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

would be amazing

Vick was at his best (pre Eagles) when Algernon Darius Crumpler was his main target (went to the NFC championship).

by EagleEyes on Feb 9, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow, pretty out there.

Honestly if the Eagles lose Desean then I wouldn’t have an issue with this… What happens to Celek?

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 9, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Two tight end sets are taking over

We’d do what the pats are doing with Gronk and Hernandez.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 9, 2012 3:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yes but do we really need to have a TE line up at WR?

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 11, 2012 1:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you like this idea?

Ernie Accorsi to Wellington Mara upon drafting Eli Manning, "This kid id going to win you a championship, and he's going to win you more than one."
Ernie is the Man(ning)

by tommy d. on Feb 11, 2012 9:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No, not unless we get a guy with 4.3 speed or can win every jump ball...

Finley is about the only guy who’s available that I’d trust lining up at WR, Celek’s ok from time to time but with as much as the Pats use it (and since that was the measuring stick I was given) I don’t see us going with this.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 17, 2012 12:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok seriously

Where are the fanposts. Its like this on everysite I go to

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 11:27 AM EST reply actions  

It’s probably similar to how dogs will sometimes bury their feces.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 9, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, they should fix that…

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 9, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 12:01 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I remeber seeing this on Sportscenter Not Top Ten Plays

It happened like a couple of months ago.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Feb 9, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Hustle

always wins.

Or at least it should.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 15, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Uda

Your new pic scares me…

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 9, 2012 11:19 PM EST reply actions  

why

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 9, 2012 11:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa!

WTF is that???

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 10, 2012 8:28 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol it makes me laugh!!!!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 12:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol fuck off dude

I beat the game now I can stop and do something about this unemployment

Idid ask my current chick (she was watching me play coolest chick ever) If she would like to shave her head haha

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 2:14 PM EST up reply actions  

did she say yes?

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 10, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

you know the answer lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

And really if she woulda said yes I woulda felt some type of way

I love hair to much for that. And I was obviously being sarcastic.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 3:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If she had the face for it Id be like if you want to ill shave it

but she really doesnt. Plus me and her are not that serious to where she changes drastically for me. At least I hope not

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

"At least I hope not"

lol that could be trouble

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 10, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Bitches be loco

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 6:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Safe house is awesome

Denzel has so much Swag

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 6:18 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

.


Oh wait….you said man…

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 10, 2012 5:08 PM EST up reply actions  

this thread is majorly dead.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 10, 2012 12:49 PM EST reply actions  

God, I hate college wifi. What’s suppose to be the best spot on campus for wifi (dining hall) gave me issue for 40 minutes about invalid ip and shit. Then when I have to leave in 5 minutes, it starts to work. Gaaaah.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 10, 2012 1:35 PM EST reply actions  

Puts on old man hat...

Back when I was in college, we didn’t have any of those fancy WiFi’s! Get of my lawn you damn kids!!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 10, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

haha...old people

Jk, but yeah college wifi blows at times.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 10, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

yea

Usually my school’s “guest” wifi network is better than the wifi they have for the students.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 2:37 PM EST up reply actions  

And we didn’t call ’em wifis either. We just said hey woman, get in that kitchen and make me a sammich, before I tan your ass with this here switch.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 10, 2012 2:42 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

My school's has its moments of being an arse

I’d suggest getting an ethernet cable. I haven’t had problems once with it

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 12, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

To djackfan or any other draftnik hereabouts. Here's my most recent GIANTS draft.

1) Dwayne Allen, TE
2) Bobby Massie, OT
3) Brandon Taylor, FS
4) Bernard Pierce, RB
5) Donte Paige-Moss, DE
5 (compensatory)) Greg Childs, WR
6) George Bryan, TE
7) Cliff Harris, CB

It’s obviously a little optimistic that they’ll all be available, but what do you think?

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 10, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

No one gives a shit. Don’t you have 4 mediocre seasons and a fluke Superbowl run to get ready for? :)

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

You know

over the past five years, we have a better record than you guys.

49-31 vs 46-33-1.

But yes, I look forward to another victory over the Pats in 2016, where Eli Manning gets his 3rd SB MVP. :))))))))))

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 10, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It honestly doesn't feel like it

Prior to this season, they’ve missed the playoffs twice, got beaten by the Eagles in the playoffs twice, and had a superbowl somewhere in the middle.

Most NFC teams either had juggernaut offenses or defenses and it was obvious as to who was going to be in the Superbowl midway through the season. In both Superbowl runs the Giants barely got into the playoffs and got by with great performances by the defensive line and lucky plays.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 4:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Probably doesn't feel like it because you guys match up well against us.

and have beaten us so often….but in the past five years….

Giants: 49-31, made the playoffs 3 times, twice as NFC East Champs, 2 SB wins
Eagles: 46-33-1, made the playoffs 3 times, once as NFC East Champs

It feels weird because we missed the playoffs two years in a row after making it 4 years in a row from 2005-2008. I mean technically, since 2005, we’ve made the playoffs 5 out of the 7 years…you look at it just like that…pretty damn impressive. 2 of those years resulted in SB victories. Since 2000, we’ve been to the Superbowl 3 times. No other NFC team has been there more than once in that period.

You guys missed the playoffs in 2007, got there 3 years in a row, then missed it again this past year.

This past year, its looked like we’ve sucked….because we have (sort of). We’ve been without Bradshaw, Osi, Tuck, Prince, Beatty, Baas, Boley for a bit….throughout the year. We got them all back at the right time, and you saw the difference with those guys healthy and in there. We got some lucky bounces sure, but all champions get some sort of luck along the way. You guys lucked out beating us at the “miracle” in 2010 cause we had Tuck play defense against Celek, and Dodge bobbled the ball and panicked and gave it to Desean.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 10, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 4:10 PM EST reply actions  

thats hot

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Dudes face on the far left is classic. lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 10, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Its DickMuffin

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 10, 2012 5:18 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 10, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why I hate dogs and dislike being around them:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okJL4x8NWrs&feature=g-logo&context=G20e1eb0FOAAAAAAAFAA

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

Got accepted into graduate school, big win there. It was my back up school (UMaine), but at least I know I’m going somewhere!

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 10, 2012 5:35 PM EST reply actions  

Congrats.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 10, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats man!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 10, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks guys!

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 10, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

You could have done better...

Congrats lol

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 10, 2012 8:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Congrats

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 12, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks again, everybody. Hopefully hearing back from UConn and UMass soon.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Quote I saw on my classmate’s linkedin profile

_ is a hardworking, enthusiastic, and innovative engineer who has experiences working in stressful and intense working environments in heavy construction as well as track design. He is a true student of engineering and is unafraid to ask questions and ask for assistance when needed. He is skilled in engineering design with AutoCAD and Microstation in which he further developed those skills at HNTB Corporation. He has achieved his E.I.T. certification and in pursuit of getting his P.E.

Is this a little pretentious?

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 10, 2012 6:21 PM EST reply actions  

Not for a resume.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah a lot of BS in a resume

the whole writing style employed in them reeks

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 15, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Last night, I was thinking about the blasted Giants and how they didn’t even make the playoffs last year. No playoffs one year and then they win the Super Bowl next year. How often does THAT happen? It got me wondering so I decided to look it up. Results since 2000, and some random thoughts afterward, as follow:

1999 Ravens: 8-8, missed playoffs
2000 Ravens: 12-4, Super Bowl win

*Special note: 4 future head coaches on defensive side: Marvin Lewis (DC), Jack Del Rio (Linebacker coach), Rex Ryan (Defensive line coach), Mike Smith (Defensive Assistent/Defensive line coach). No wonder this is considered one of the best defenses of all time.

2000 Patriots: 5-11, missed playoffs
2001 Patriots: 11-5, Super Bowl win

2001 Bucceneers: 9-7, loss in wildcard round
2002 Bucceneers: 12-4, Super Bowl win

2002 Patriots: 9-7, missed playoffs
2003 Patriots: 14-2, Super Bowl win

2003 Patriots: 14-2, Super Bowl win
2004 Patriots: 14-2, Super Bowl win

*Special note: Both years, they lead the league in defensive scoring allowed.

2004 Steelers: 15-1, lost in Championship round
2005 Steelers: 11-5, Super Bowl win

2005 Colts: 14-2, loss in divisional round
2006 Colts: 12-4, Super Bowl win

2006 Giants: 8-8, loss in wildcard round
2007 Giants: 10-6, Super Bowl win

2007 Steelers: 10-6, loss in wildcard round
2008 Steelers: 12-4, Super Bowl win

2008 Saints: 8-8, missed playoffs
2009 Saints: 13-3, Super Bowl win

2009 Packers: 11-5, loss in wildcard round
2010 Packers: 10-6, Super Bowl win

2010 Giants: 10-6, missed playoffs
2011 Giants: 9-7, Super Bowl win

Super Bowl winner’s previous years results:
Missed playoffs: 5
Loss in wildcard round: 4
Loss in divisional round: 1
Loss in championship round: 1
Loss in Super Bowl: 0
Won Super Bowl: 1

Random thoughts:
-Patriots aren’t winning next year Super Bowl.

-It is odd to see so many teams win the Super Bowl after losing in the wildcard the previous year. You would think teams that make divisional and championship runs often would lead to a Super Bowl win more often.

-With teams that made the playoffs this year, the Bengals, Lions, Steelers, and Falcons have the best chance of winning the Super Bowl next year according to this trend.

-Out of the five missed playoffs, only one (2000 Patriots) had a losing record.

-Three teams (2005 Steelers, 2006 Colts, 2011 Giants) won the Super Bowl despite having a worse record than the previous years.

-You should keep an open mind and skeptical mind about this. Just about every trend that was made was broken at some point or other.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 10, 2012 6:34 PM EST reply actions  

I think that mostly makes the point that

Teams vary from year to year, and the playoffs are a crapshoot.

I wonder if we could replay the exact same playoffs right after the first one is done, how different the results would be.

Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring it Home for Jerome.

by D3Keith on Feb 15, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Fatality.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 10, 2012 9:06 PM EST reply actions  

Awesome show.

“Winter is coming”.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 10, 2012 9:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Can’t wait for season 2, im almost done with the 4th book tho

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Basketball fans

Do anybody wonder how the hell Jeremy Lin came out of nowhere. Im watching the Knicks-Lakers game and he already have 18 points and 5 assistance at halftime. I’m glad I picked him up on my fantasy team

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 10, 2012 9:20 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

I do

I’m a knicks fan and I didn’t see it coming

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 10, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn phone

I meant to say 5 assists

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 10, 2012 10:51 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Yes it’s very weird, it’s a cool story and I’m happy for him but he probably can’t sustain playing like that

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 10, 2012 11:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He lit up the summer league a few years ago with Golden State. He had a lot of hype going into that season but never lived up to it, got sent to the summer league and worked his way through. I’m actually sold on him right now as being a legit all star PG. Maybe not a franchise PG like Rose, Deron, Paul, Parker, or Nash. But I think he can be on the same level as Rondo.

A lot of his points have come on jump shots so it still remains to be seen if he can hit them consistently. With teams paying closer attention to him, it might harder for him to run the PnR and get penetration. Also, I’m not sure how good he is defensively. He also needs to cut down on turnovers. His assist to turnover ratio today was 1.2- which is not good

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 12:21 AM EST up reply actions  

He lit up the summer league a few years ago with Golden State.

He actually played for the Dallas Mavericks summer league team. The highlight was where he balled up No. 1 pick John Wall.

The guy is legit. He plays smart and has a high basketball IQ and is great at the pick and roll.

"the Patriots aren't that good." -Freddie Mitchell

by ILL Eagle on Feb 12, 2012 2:53 AM EST up reply actions  

This is the ONLY good thing about the Giants superbowl win this season

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Feb 11, 2012 12:21 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

If had to choose between getting a hand job from her or not having the Giants win the Superbowl, I would go with the Giants not winning the Superbowl.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 12:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Of course, it’s a fuckin handjob

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 11, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Look at the envy in the face of the fat chick to the left.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 11, 2012 1:46 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Look at the joy in the face of the guy to the right

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 11, 2012 11:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah lol it's great.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 17, 2012 12:40 AM EST up reply actions  

ROFL @ the butterball chick

She is pissed!!!!

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 11, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

So, I’m going to stop watching sports and I need a new hobby. Any suggestions?

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 12:24 AM EST reply actions  

You like video games?

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 11, 2012 12:36 AM EST up reply actions  

porn

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 11, 2012 12:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Grow a set???

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Feb 11, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Rappeling

Get photographed standing perpendicular to a cliff.

"Wired into a different set of circuits from the rest of McWorld" (David Ignatius)
... and vaffanculo to all other jurisdictions!

Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!

by Rabbit T on Feb 11, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Cocaine.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 1:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Ignore the other suggestions, this one is definitely the best.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 12, 2012 2:13 PM EST up reply actions  

LUD just doesn't have the same ring to it.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

true...PUD is special

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 12, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

But if you change it to LucksOnUrDaddy then it can be Loud..........

……………Which is what your daddy was last night.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Feb 12, 2012 2:31 PM EST up reply actions  

So I'm watching Boy Meets World and I'm reminded of how hot Topanga was.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 11, 2012 3:28 PM EST reply actions  

wow, thats a classic

The ONLY reason I watched that show.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 11, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

she looks ready to deck someone inthe right mosst one

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by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Its the lips.

Its definetly the lips.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 11, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

She’s gotten fat n ugly since then. I heard she hangs out at the bars in Manyunk.

Also, she doesn’t hold a candle up to my Kelly Kapowski

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Agreed, it’s really no contest. Although this gif is making me nervous.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 11, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea that gif is a little weird. I miss how in the 80s/90s girls used to cut one shoulder section off their shirts. My imagination used to go wild when I was little

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 5:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I know, that’s a great look. I hope that one comes back.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 11, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Mia Sara was the hottest Girlfriend back with Ferris

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know why but she came across as a bitch to me.

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 5:32 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

...

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Feb 11, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

......

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 10:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who isn't attracted to her?

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Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Feb 11, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

She looks like she got a smelly cat

I always wanted Lisa. Screech had the right idea.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 11, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I still think it smells.

Looks nice, just smells.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 12, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Wrong girl, bro.

I was talking about Tapanga or whatever the fuck her name is. I would tear Kelly’s pussy up if I had the chance.

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by DickMuffin on Feb 12, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Agree. I thought she was really hot when I was little. But she kept getting fatter and trashier as seasons went on. By her high school graduation, even the 5th grade me wouldn’t have fucked her.

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by tst29 on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

oh aight

then i take back my smartassery

by smeagle on Feb 13, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

She made that show so much more watchable

by Two Nickels on Feb 13, 2012 9:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok so me and my friends are trying to find name stereotypes

All the Joes we know are assholes
All the Andrews we know are smart asses
All the Ashleys we know are slutty
All the Jeffs we know cheat on their gfs/bfs

You guys got anymore?

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 4:39 PM EST reply actions  

Cant help it yo

Smartassness/sarcasm is the body’s natural response to stupid. And I have a lot of friends who are just plain idiots

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve noticed that when your friends are idiots, you become an idiot as well. I’m not saying anything about you, it’s just a pattern of noticed growing up.

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol I have smart friends too

but the ones I hang out with most are stupid…one of them is straight A student but just lacks common sense

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 4:54 PM EST up reply actions  

All Ian’s are dumbasses.

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by Imp on Feb 11, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Amazing how those mostly hold up from my experiences too, lol. I’ve known a couple decent Joes, but otherwise very true.

Kelseys tend to be bitches.
Kids named Noah, Austin, and Kyle have ADD.
All the Michaels I’ve known have been decent guys.
Guys with mustaches tend to be arrogant douches.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 11, 2012 5:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Dans look like momma’s boys but they’re vulgar

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by tst29 on Feb 12, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Did anyone else see that epic rant this dad put up on YouTube about his daughter? I thought it was awesome

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 5:44 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Yes I was cracking up

that girl was spoiled as shit

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions  

That guy is a joke, I hate power hungry adults like that who do petty shit to show off their power. I wonder if he also walked a country mile in the snow everyday with one boot to get to school (he took college and high school at the same time!). Fuck that guy. I would laugh in his face and then punch his lights out if he pressed it even more. You guys have no idea how much people like that irk me. I hate them.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 11, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol I can see you reacting in a similar way to your child haha

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m actually really reasonable but that is the one type of person who can really set me off. Control freaks who go out of their way to make stupid ass points are annoying as hell.

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Iggles Nest
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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 2:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol I dont think a reasonable person would have to say that. it should just be known
I’m actually really reasonable

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 12, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Okay.

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Iggles Nest
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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome

You’re probably just like his kid.

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 10:15 PM EST up reply actions  

No, that girl is an idiot but my god that dad is an over-bearing, self-loving jerk.

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Iggles Nest
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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 2:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit your are a hypocrite

Don’t you throw a bitch fit every time W_E says something like this

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 12, 2012 9:20 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Well.

W_E threatens to fight people all the god damn time and this is the first time I’ve done that. And unlike W_E, it’s not just me being an internet tough guy, I’ve done it before and I’d do it again. Like I said, you have no idea how much people like that irk me. I couldn’t even finish the video. Instant rage.

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Iggles Nest
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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Link?

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by FloridaEagle on Feb 11, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

http://thechive.com/2012/02/10/right-or-wrong-this-dad-teaches-his-daughter-a-serious-lesson-for-her-facebook-rant-video/?obref=obinsite

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 9:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Video stopped working in that link so here

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kl1ujzRidmU

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 9:33 PM EST up reply actions  

The one where he shoots the girl's laptop?

That one is funny as hell. Who rants about their parents on facebook, when their parents are IT specialists?

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 11, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

If that’s not fake, it’s no wonder why the kid has behavior issues.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 11, 2012 10:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes, I did, but...

Any dad who talks about “putting a boot up the ass” of his kid is at least partially scrod in the head.
I suspect he and his daughter deserve each other.

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by Rabbit T on Feb 12, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he is from the south…

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 12, 2012 12:16 PM EST up reply actions  

RIP Whitney

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 11, 2012 9:21 PM EST reply actions  

Damn

she’s floating around space with Wheatley now.

by brisulph on Feb 11, 2012 10:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate celebrity deaths, only because I get sick and tired of all the media coverage it gets. I honestly have never gone out of my way to listen to her music and now I’ll have to listen to people (who know about her just as much as I do) talk about her all the time.

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Too much crack I guess

RIP

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 11, 2012 10:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Somebody tweeted something about Houston and Don Cornelius being dead and how this was “the worst Black History month ever.” Am I a bad person for getting a hearty chuckle out of that? I mean, not that people died, just the irony (plus I’m not a big fan of any _ Month/Week).

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 12, 2012 12:09 AM EST up reply actions  

A bad person? No

Don Cornelius shot himself and Whitney was a well publicized crackhead. She had been on borrowed time for a while now.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 12, 2012 8:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Even though his songs are decent, I have a hard time taking Childish Gambino aka Troy aka Jerry seriously.

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by tst29 on Feb 11, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions  

Hahahah, a lot of the lyrics in his songs are so absurd that it’s funny. I like him though

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by Djax10 on Feb 11, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Anyone else getting pissed off with this Jeremy Lin bullshit? They’re treating him like god damn Tim Tebow on Sportscenter because he had 20 points and hit a free throw to take the lead at the very end of the game. What they don’t mention is he was 8/24, missed the free throw before he hit the winning one, and had 6 turnovers.

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by Djax10 on Feb 11, 2012 11:14 PM EST reply actions  

That actually

sounds like a Tim Tebow level game.

by brisulph on Feb 11, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

This is exactly what they’re doing to him… turning him into the basketball version of Tim Tebow

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by Djax10 on Feb 11, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Post super bowl week

got to start pumping the NBA, right?

by brisulph on Feb 11, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

He's still driven the Knick to 5 straight wins

And the Knicks are crap. He had an off game but still got the job done. I think less Tim Tebow and more a less accurate Drew Brees.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 12, 2012 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

No

Lin is not as good as ESPN is making him out to be and that Linsanity nickname is going to ruin him in the future. There should only be one sanity and that’s Vinsanity.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 12, 2012 9:17 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Fuck Vince Carter

play tipping off, team quitting on douchebag.

by brisulph on Feb 12, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Yup

Pretty much everyone from the Knicks gets over hyped. Landry Feilds, Iman Shumpert, etc. I think he’s a starting PG, but his offense relies on long twos and he’s been hitting them at a high rate. I really don’t think this scoring output will last.

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by tst29 on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I highly suggest everyone listen to this song... if you like R&B/Rap

The Zone by The Weeknd and Drake

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbN3bzCo0Vo

Amazing

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by Djax10 on Feb 12, 2012 12:29 AM EST reply actions  

Aviators or wayfarers?

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 4:32 AM EST reply actions  

Aviators. Wayfarers just seem like kid glasses.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 12, 2012 10:44 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s surprising coming from you considering you’re into JFK.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, idk. I’m not a huge sunglasses fan, but I prefer aviators.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 12, 2012 5:11 PM EST up reply actions  

go with oakleys

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 12, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

No flippin’ way.

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Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Whats wrong with oakleys?

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 12, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

BBBBBRRRROOOOOOOO

Sorry that was the shades.

Get it?

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
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by WreckNTexan on Feb 16, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like a watch fucked a pair of glaucoma glasses.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 12, 2012 4:52 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

lol

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by tst29 on Feb 12, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Awesome!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 12, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t really like the lyrics but damn, this is one hell of a beat/sample.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 8:17 AM EST reply actions  

That beat is straight out of the “how to make beats for Cash Money/ Young Money” handbook.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 12, 2012 8:37 AM EST up reply actions  

Tebus has forsaken us!!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 12, 2012 9:25 AM EST reply actions  

Satan did ride in on a white horse.

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Iggles Nest
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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 12, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha

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by Willgfass on Feb 12, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Wheres BITID

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 12, 2012 2:33 PM EST via Android app reply actions  

Who the fuck is that?

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 2:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Nothing else in the world matters right now

I was looking at that for 20 mins.

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by HawaiianGreen on Feb 12, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

That would be the #1 rated show if it was on TV.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 12, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I had a guy try to convince me

that the south was righteous in the civil war, that the abolitionists were bigots, and the world would have been better if the south had won.

I didn’t know people like that actually existed in real life

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"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 12, 2012 5:34 PM EST reply actions  

Come to the South

We are full up on asshats like that down here…

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 12, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I am in the South

and he’s the only one I met who does believe that. Granted I haven’t been to the deep deep south

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"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 12, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhhh the American Civil War

only war that I can think of where the losers of the war somehow get to write the lasting historical legacies.

by brisulph on Feb 12, 2012 10:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya but you are

Canadian so what do you know lol

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 12, 2012 10:22 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

When I was a child, my family took a trip to Virginia and went on a bus tour of Civil War battle sites. Our guide was a Southerner, and if you were to believe him, the South actually won that war. His version of events sounded like the South was magnanimous for negotiating a peaceful end to a war that they were clearly winning.

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by KByars on Feb 12, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s amazing how twisted people’s beliefs on that are. And people in the south are generally considered more “patriotic” today. Weird shit.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 12, 2012 10:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Not suprising

They pretty much got off with no real imposed guilt after the war. Its not like West Germany and WW2 where they pretty much made to feel the shame off what the Nazis did.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 13, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

How messed up of a situation was that?

West Germany essentially received their freedom because that was the area the United States was in but East Germany went from one oppressive government to another because Russia got there first.
I still remember Patton said he could take his 3 brigadesnd eliminate Russia right after WW2. He got in a lot of trouble for that but hindsight’s a bitch.

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by Talon Talent on Feb 13, 2012 1:02 AM EST up reply actions  

If he tried that, either the French would be known for their vodka, or we’d be living in the world from Thundarr the Barbarian.

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 1:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah

Learn from history, don’t invade Russia. Ever.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 13, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that! Ookla outta' here!

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by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 8:45 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I thought the bigger problem

is that they did have “imposed guilt” in the form of Congressional reconstruction. This resulted in them hating the north and blacks even more (E.g. scallawags and carpetbaggers), pretty much exactly like Germany after WWI.

If they DIDN’T impose guilt like Lincoln wanted and instead approached it as a “one nation” kind of thing perhaps the nation would have been better off.

Stupid actors with guns.

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by Willgfass on Feb 14, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they didnt make the South feel guilty enough.

As a result black people were lynched with impunity as a regular event in the south. Think about how long its taken for the south to act in anything approaching a civilized manner towards minorities, and that’s a very positive spin on it. Jena Six anybody?

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 14, 2012 11:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think it would work that way

War Guilt clauses and similar only cause resentment.

The South sees they lost the war, and I highly doubt they didn’t realize they lost militarily after Sherman torched everything in Georgia.

The reason the war happened was because of the “black folk”. They’re “responsible” for why the North is effectively occupying their country and preventing them from rejoining the Union until they accept that they can vote. I’m not quite sure how you can make someone feel “guilty” for slavery when they live their whole life that it’s a part of life.

As for West Germany, reparations to the non-communist allies were actually much lighter than initially agreed upon. Plus you have a hostile nation to your east that could conquer and destroy you at any moment and you change your opinions pretty fast to accommodate those who would prevent that.

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by Willgfass on Feb 15, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

The reason the Civil War happened was economics

The south was making stupid amounts of money in exporting cotton, while the north was mostly industrial or trade. Slavery was an excuse for most of the Union, and abolitionists took advantage of that. For the part about Germany the fact that a semi-hostile Russia controlling East Germany would make West Germany step lighter in theory, but theory doesn’t always apply to the real world. Nationalism doesn’t make a lick of sense logically, but two global wars were fought over it. Plus that still doesn’t account for East Germany being a lot more racist than West Germany.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 2:26 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree

that’s the pro southern revisionist history i was arguing vs the guy.

Slavery wasn’t the only reason for the civil war, but it was all caps THE reason for the civil war

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by Willgfass on Feb 15, 2012 5:25 PM EST up reply actions  

You are correct.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Its the reason people like to look at,

but its not even the main reason. It was an excuse. Lincoln himself said that freeing the slaves was not a priority. Its not a pro southern argument innately, it just shows that the north was not as altruistic as the history taught in school would say.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

The north definitely wasn't the Knight in Shining armor

But to say the Civil War was not primarily about Slavery is southern apologia and revisionist history.

Lincoln was extremely anti-slavery, but was pragmatic enough to see he couldn’t win a war if he didn’t have the border states on his side.

The South itself only seceded after Lincoln was elected because they were afraid he’d get rid of slavery for good.

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by Willgfass on Feb 15, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

They were afraid

Their fear was justified, but Lincoln wouldn’t have freed the slaves immediately if it had brought down the Union. He most likely would have tried to phase it out. The South should and does get an enormous amount of the blame for slavery, but most of the North condoned it. I’m not apologizing for the South, rather I’m blaming everyone.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact about Sherman

The Confederates burned most of Georgia, Sherman just happened to be marching through the area, which prompted the Confederates to burn supplies (standard military procedure for the Confederacy).

by brisulph on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you trying to excuse the brutal segregation and intimidation

that occurred em masse in the 10-15 years after the civil war? I know you probably aren’t, but it sounds like you placing the blame all on the North/Congress.

by brisulph on Feb 15, 2012 8:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh no not at all

The South was/is the culprits for that, and they have full culpability.

I was just saying the already existing tensions were inflamed as opposed to conciliation.
Cuz Congressional Reconstruction sure as hell didn’t help North/South relations

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by Willgfass on Feb 15, 2012 1:44 PM EST up reply actions  

They did sort of try to become their own country in order to remain slave-lords. Something tells me that they weren’t going to be open to change no matter how it took place.

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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 1:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

What’s the name of that fucking movie? America History X?

Let’s just say if the South won the Civil War, I believe America wouldn’t be factor in WWII nor being a (declining) world power.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

"Patriotic"?

You mean gun fucking crazy. The only thing they give shit about is owning guns and keeping the white “race” pure.

What makes it worse is that rest of the country isn’t that far behind them. It’s 2012 and my family still tells me nothing really change since the 60’s.

My mom was 13 when Martin Luther King Jr was killed.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

They are not all like that

what you are doing is the same shit as people saying “Black people are all hoodlums” Djthekidds in the south and he married a white girl (They must be deep cover racists right?)
Im in the south and dont feel that way, infact the only people I know who do are either really old or live in small country towns that are in the middle of god damned nowhere.
Is everyone out to get you dude? Cause thats how you act. If you were tall and white you would find something else to complain about jeez.

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by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Are you familiar with the Hampton Roads area?

I’m not saying everyone is like that. I’m stating that this post- racist America does not exist. When I was going in to school in Newport News, people would tell me not to go to Poquoson, Gloucester, Guinea etc just for that reason. Am I saying everyone in those towns are racist? No. Am I saying that many people still hold out dated views, young and old? Yes.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

You are out of your damn mind.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 15, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Right after the war,

Southern historians wrote that slavery protected the slaves from the cruel world.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

The South

should be annex. It’s a piece of shit.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My high school was in the NYtimes

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/02/13/education/mooresville-school-district-a-laptop-success-story.html?_r=2&pagewanted=all

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by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 12:29 PM EST reply actions  

Although that article is really upbeat its kinda a little

exaggerated. A lot of the teachers dont know how to make assignments on the laptops so they dont actually give the kids anywork. MY brother watches a movie on his laptop everyday and the teacher knows and doesnt care because they no longer really work the students….well some teachers. Some teachers are tech savvy and the laptops really do help.

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 12:40 PM EST up reply actions  

There is an

ongoing debate about the stronger introduction of technology into the classrooms. This was a good story though, thanks for the read and it is a resource that I can use for my upcoming meeting so double thanks.

by Two Nickels on Feb 13, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

My high school got on the front page for being a Hugging school

FOR HUGGING!

The article was a joke. I hope it was a slow newsday

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by Willgfass on Feb 14, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Want a hug?

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 14, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

No

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by Willgfass on Feb 14, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Want a slow hug?

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

The problem with fish is that it tastes fishy.

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 4:33 PM EST reply actions  

peytonsurdaddy

I think you have a broken link in your sig, dude.

by PhiladelphiaEagles on Feb 13, 2012 4:38 PM EST reply actions  

Yep.

Thanks.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 8:46 AM EST up reply actions  

this is disturbing, i truely hate people like this

teacher charged with 43 count of child molestation
http://www.fresnobee.com/2012/02/04/2710426/molestation-allegations-against.html
and the court hearing
http://media.fresnobee.com/smedia/2012/01/30/14/09/8B7me.So.8.pdf

hope he suffer in prison

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by dday on Feb 13, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

Man, that’s awful. I know a little bit about the Hmong culture since my gf’s family has some ties to it back in Laos, and it’s just sad to see stuff like this. What’s worse is that even though most of his victims were Hmong I can see this giving the cultural group a bad name, since America has a tendency to focus more on the demon than the victim. Truly sad.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

i feel bad for his wife and kids, they're gonna be looked down upon from their community

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by dday on Feb 13, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

antro did you ever take human/animal behavior class in college?

is there a study about these kind of people and in what wrong mind frame does it cause them to do this?

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by dday on Feb 13, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t say that I have, unfortunately. My personal tendency is to put nurture over nature. I think these things are more often than not due to something that happened during a person’s developmental years. But there are studies that indicate genetic triggers for social disorders, so I’m not really sure.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

gene expression contributes to everything

Hell, there was a recently found gene that contributes whether you believe in God or not. It’s definitely a combination of both.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol, this is also where our different fields come into play. I know that gene expression has to play at least a small part, but to me it’s very small. I’m always gonna focus more on environment because that’s what I study.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 9:34 PM EST up reply actions  

When considering nature vs. nurture, the prominent authority is Dr. Flip Coin.

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 9:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolutely. Lot’s of really fun fights for the taking there if you get two people with strong enough beliefs, haha.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 9:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I ain't going to argue with you. The way I look at it is this

your genes give you the ability to believe or do something….its up to your environment to flip that switch and ultimately shape whatever it is you already have.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 10:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed on that point for sure.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 10:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I know it.

You’re fucking Richard Dawkins.

Seriously, I think genes is a fucking cop out. I’m with Anthro on nurture over nature. I think it’s 80 percent nurture and 20 percent nature.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm the exact opposite of Dawkins, buddy

I’m pretty religious. Doesn’t mean you have to ignore science, though. I also don’t understand how genes are a “cop out”

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s a cop out when people don’t want to work hard for their goals. They just blame their genes for their failures. " I’m fat and can’t get into shape… I have bad genes."

“I’ll never learn Mandarin Chinese because I didn’t start young enough”

“I’m not bless with the ability to draw pretty pictures”.

See what I mean?

I was messing with you on the Dawkins bit. I’m agnostic but Dawkins seems like Jerry Falwell of atheism. No need to get your panties in a bunch.

As long as you don’t believe humans roam around the same time period as dinosaurs….

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, its a cop out that way....but there IS science involved with some things.

People can work hard at losing weight all the time, but, and I did my research on this, if they don’t have enough leptin (hormone that contributes to satiety)-sensitive cells in their hypothalamic nuclei (development obviously has its basis in genetics), then they are “destined” to get fat.

There’s people out there that code for more efficient protein processing, or that code for more natural creatine, etc., that make them better athletes.

There are even genetic studies that show that hormonal imbalances at certain points in fetal development can cause certain learning disabilities and what not.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Send me your reports. There are a lot of factors when losing weight. Have this person worked out before? What kind of lifestyle is that person living? What is this person’s diet? Is this person overexposed in foreign matter (i.e. xeno-estrogen, BPA etc).

Strength helps but does not necessarily make an athlete “better”. Plus many athletes especially with football take HGH.

I don’t know much about fetal developmental due to it not being a top priority. Point is stop treating people like it’s a shoe that fits all. Just tailor the curriculum to fit that child. Done.

For years people talking about genetically altering their children for success. I think it’s stupid. Like my microeconomics teacher used to say “there is no such thing as a free lunch.”

For everything gained, you lose something.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Dr. Barry Levin was the primary investigator I worked under.

http://ajpregu.physiology.org/content/276/5/R1223.short
http://diabetes.diabetesjournals.org/content/50/12/2673.short
http://ajpregu.physiology.org/content/283/4/R941.short

The third link is what my own experiment (which I didn’t get to continue cause I had to go back to school, so I don’t know of the results just yet lol) was based on.

I’m not saying genetics is the only thing. I’m saying is a contributing factor that should not be taken lightly. Nurture has a very large contribution to the way a person is, but to say that all that needs to be done is “tailor the curriculum to fit that child” is facetious. There’s a reason why athletes have kids who are also strong athletes. And its not just due to years of training. Genetics play a large part in it too.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

By the way, just to be clear

I won’t pretend to be an expert on the effect environment and/or genes have on an individual and to what extent.

My point is simply that we MUST consider both before judging somebody based on their traits.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought you were arguing about how genes were the only way. Alright , let compare notes then.

Check out these two books: The Talent Code and Why is Talent Overrated?

or just google deliberate practice.
Sorry for the rant below but that was the last straw. I really do have a chip on my shoulder.

Just email me at everygirlstillapearl@hotmail.com (it’s for miscellaneous emails and tumblr). I think the two of us need an in depth conversation on this. I don’t want another out lash as seen below.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 7:06 PM EST up reply actions  

haha
Sorry for the rant below but that was the last straw. I really do have a chip on my shoulder.

Your beef with djackfan is between you two. I got nothing against you, and hopefully vice versa lol

I’d love to have an in-depth conversation about this. It just has to be after monday. Massive, massive exam. Just taking a study break right now. Remind me on the eternal after monday, and I’ll be good, cause I love talking about this stuff haha

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 7:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Awkward

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

lol I'm serious

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Stirring shit again?

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 7:47 PM EST up reply actions  

It's bad when people say genes are our destiny

cuz they’re not.

But they definitely are the kink in the steering wheel that can steer you off the road.

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by Willgfass on Feb 15, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with BBI

Genes do have a factor in your development, but they are not the ultimate factor.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Let’s use an example to show how someone might be fooled by something running in the family. Imagine there is a family that lives near a toxic waste dump. The whole family has high rates of cancer.

Is it because of their genes? Probably not. The cancer is probably the toxic waste dump’s fault, not the family’s genes.

The fucking point I was making.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Get him

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Guess what buddy, genetics actually have a lot to do with weight (link 1 and link 2)

And have you ever heard of critical periods? It states that you must learn something within a certain time frame or you will never fully learn it (or be less successful at that thing) because at certain times in your life your brain is more receptive and more sensitive to certain things. In regards to a second language it is widely accepted that people who learned to speak the language at a younger age are more likely to be successful at learning the language and they’re more fluent as well. You can learn a second language later in life but learning it at a younger age is certainly the best (and most successful) way to learn it.

And how you made it through college with grammar like yours is incredible to me. I’m not going to pretend that I’m an expert but Jesus BIBTD, suffixes are your friends. BLESSED. ROAMED.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 15, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

You’d be surprised at the grammar slipping through college. I’m a tutor, and I’ve seen students go three full years without knowing past/present tense, or the difference between “stabbed” and “stabled”. And that wasn’t a typo, it was a repeated mistake throughout the paper.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I was shocked, I was in AP classes in high school and I thought that caliber of writer was normal and then I got in my ENG 101 classes and I was like “Oh. My. God”.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 15, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

haha same for me

I hate feeling smarter than others, but damn.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Bitch, I am in the middle of cooking. Pipe the fuck down.

Let’s look at language learning first. If you noticed, especially with older people, they learn the second language differently. You cannot speak a new language when you can barely read nor write it. If you think the way high school teaches the second language is effective, I disagree.

Just because it’s widely accepted doesn’t make it right. It was widely accepted that AIDS was a gay/ lesbian disease until the early 90’s.

Even if a person learns something at an early age, they still need to use their skills with regularity.

Good job linking the usatoday.com and thedailybeast.com. You do know they’ve misreported studies before? Just letting you know. I was just reading an article on thedailybeast earlier while the writer kept using the words “sit ups” and “crunches” interchangeably. Those are two separate exercises like chin ups and pull ups.

It’s incredible to you that I passed college? Go. Fuck Yourself. I usually have other people proofread my papers if you wanted to know. I already admit that proofreading is my weakest skill. Am I working on it? Yes. Is it easy? No especially when I’m insecure about editing while having pretentious jackasses who believed they are greatest thing since slice fucking bread( not directed to you, Kyle).

I’ve always been substance over style guy. Good writing to me means organization with a good argument. I don’t care how grammatically correct especially when the argument is complete shit. Hell, I even seen mistakes with your own damn article. If you want to know how I did it, here is how: Good research + interesting topics + a proofreader + great exam grades= success.

Sincerely, BIBTD
P.S. Fuck off.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Nor and or do not mean the same thing.

If you do not believe genetics ultimately end up playing a big role in someone’s weight, you’re being ignorant.

And are you really going to try and tell me that Critical Periods are just an urban myth? A critical period is a limited time span in the development of an organism when it is optimal for certain capacities to emerge because the organism is especially responsive to certain experiences. Look it up and stop being a know it all.

PS- Proof reading has nothing to do with using basic English concepts correctly in the first place.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 15, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

......

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 16, 2012 10:59 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

Is this cat for real?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 16, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

true

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"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 13, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

The thing about criminals is that they’re not completely awful. When a pedophile enters a prison, he/she rapidly discovers what it was like for the victims.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Acceptance is the first key to salvation.

And while I doubt there will be any saving, they’ll at least have to accept what they get.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Pedophiles get fucked up in prison

Along with rapeists, child killers and women killers.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 13, 2012 6:50 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

vomit

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Adjdkmlgsdfgjkvxmlaefvcklmz............

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 13, 2012 6:37 PM EST reply actions  

I really want to like Kate Upton...I reallly do

her face is still derpy to me tho. And those tits gonna sag like crazy real soon.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 13, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Take it back or she'll do it.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 13, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

YES.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

love her body but not face

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by dday on Feb 13, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

when she tries to look sexy

she typically looks bad. Watch the video of her doing the douggie, where she isn’t modeling, and it was sexy as hell. Her problem is trying too damn hard.

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by layout ultimate on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

yeah she looks way hotter in that video than the pictures people post of her

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by Djax10 on Feb 14, 2012 6:30 AM EST up reply actions  

The tan looks bad on her.

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by Imp on Feb 13, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m still pissed at him for the Jets-Giants game.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 13, 2012 11:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel like that report isn’t accurate.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it me or she really red?

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by HawaiianGreen on Feb 14, 2012 12:46 AM EST up reply actions  

its a picture of a picture

so the colours are off

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by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

NO.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:15 PM EST up reply actions  

sighhh

"People always call me up and ask me: "Why do you think you can fly?"
"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 13, 2012 6:53 PM EST reply actions  

Wow, nice. Who is she?

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

dont know, random chick

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"Because I'm an Eagle:)." Randall Cunningham

by dday on Feb 14, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck, every time I ask someone…

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 14, 2012 9:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Awesome

Now I need to know who the mistress in this music video is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=puzh6GBrPGY

I’ve been curious for 10 years now

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by tst29 on Feb 16, 2012 11:11 PM EST up reply actions  

wow. Didn’t notice the difference in the boobs

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by tst29 on Feb 17, 2012 1:05 PM EST up reply actions  

got damn, better than Upton

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by Djax10 on Feb 13, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Man I hope the sequel doesn't suck

I went to see the first one with zero expectations of being good… and it actually surprised as being a good, live action version of GI Joe. This raised my expectations, and now the sequel has to not suck terribly, but… I am not all that hopeful, based off of the trailers.

by brisulph on Feb 14, 2012 8:33 AM EST up reply actions  

agreed.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 14, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

Ok for any of you tech savvy people

My lap top wont load videos of any kind. Youtube, hulu, putlocker and its pissing me the fuck off anyone know why?

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 7:17 PM EST reply actions  

Too much porns; it’s trying to teach you a lesson.

On a serious note, have you tried clearing the cache?

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 7:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Ya I have

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

does it give you a message?

try downloading the latest flash (google adobe flash)

or if you’re using chrome, uninstall/reinstall it (save your bookmarks first).

Also, you might have put it in “battery saving” mode or some shit that disables video playback?

by smeagle on Feb 13, 2012 7:33 PM EST up reply actions  

If she got pregnant, would her tits rip apart?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I uninstalled and reinstalled chrome and now hulu is working but youtube isnt

I HATE TECHNOLOGY

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Update your flash player.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 13, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Chrome does that for me.

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Really? Mine doesn’t do that… :(

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 13, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

it loads like 4 seconds of every youtube video and then is through with it arghhhh

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

could be the cache/history

An easy way to check is to open an incognito window (Ctrl-Shift-N) and see if youtube works there. If it does, then just clear the cache/history.

If not… try downloading firefox and adobe flash and see if it works there…?

I’m assuming you’re on wifi? You might try unplugging the router/modem, waiting 5 minutes, then replugging them in.

by smeagle on Feb 13, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

"Does anybody know how to load videos to Facebook?"

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 8:48 AM EST up reply actions  

So 47 seconds ago....

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 14, 2012 9:09 AM EST up reply actions  

So epically bad that it's kind of funny.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=jIxUzV0B3qk

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 7:54 PM EST reply actions  

Are we doing this to screw with Uda? lol

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate all you fucks

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you think she looks like the Friday girl’s older sister?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck the interwebz.

So anyone have a favorite kind of dog?

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 11:04 PM EST reply actions  

Mutt w/either German Shepherd or Lab

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 11:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Our first dog was a Newfoundland and that dog was awesome

Ive always liked Dobermanns and German Shepards. The only lab I know bit me shortly after meeting me so Im kinda salty towards them

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 11:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Newfies are good dogs. My little bro has a yellow lab and the thing is a freakin’ galoof, lol. She wouldn’t hurt a fly, but she’s a beast — low to the ground but super strong.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 11:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I loved the our Newfie

It doesnt make sense for me to get one though. Not an apartment dog lol but doing stuff like this was so awesome

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 11:45 PM EST up reply actions  

They are way too big. That one actually looks kind of small.

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by KByars on Feb 13, 2012 11:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldnt find any other pics of this kinda thing

and ya they are huge. if I had a house and yard I would get one though .

Idk what dog would make the best apartment dog so I havent got one yet

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 11:57 PM EST up reply actions  

If you live near a park and don’t work 12 hour days, most dogs should be ok. If you’re going to be gone longer than 10 hours at a shot, you’re probably better off with a cat, if you don’t mind sharing your place with pure soulless evil.

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by KByars on Feb 14, 2012 12:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Screw cats. Never understood the appeal

all cats seem like they think they are the masters and you are there to satisfy their everywhim
If im paying for a pet I want that thing to worship me haha

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 12:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I have cats and a dog

both are awesome, in their own way.

by brisulph on Feb 14, 2012 8:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree. if I had to choose one I’d go with a dog, but I like my cats. Cats are a challenge. Dogs will love you as long as you’re not a total asshole, but cats are difficult. I like the challenge of trying to get a cat to like you. Also cats do a better job entertaining themselves than dogs do.

We’ve had as many as 10 dogs and 3 cats at once, so I’ve been able to make a lot of observations, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 14, 2012 11:18 AM EST up reply actions  

But so very right

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit.

The animal right activists are going to shut down sbnation.

Better yet… put 10 animal right activists in a 8- cat bag right before we toss it into the Atlantic Ocean.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Having a cat is like having a ginger for a roommate. Soulless bastards full of evil.

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by KByars on Feb 14, 2012 11:48 AM EST up reply actions  

cat only entertain themselves plotting ways to be bastards

I only like one cat in the entire world and thats my neighbors cat Trouble. They have a mastiff so that cat know he isnt the shit. lol

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 12:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Get a goldfish. Cheap, small with little mess.

Fuck cats.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Used to love Samoyeds

My gf loves Siberians, my family breeds/shows Irish Red and White Setters, and I love all of them. But I just recently discovered the American Indian Dog (not a recognized breed, but cool nonetheless)…

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 13, 2012 11:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Samoyeds are so damn fluffy! they almost look like jokes lol

Like Chow Chows. they are so comical looking.

Dog looks like a full on wolf thats awesome

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 13, 2012 11:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I would have to say

a Greater Swiss Mt Dog or what I currently have right now, a Shiba Inu.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Feb 14, 2012 9:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Here you go

Shiba is the red one.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Feb 14, 2012 9:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Never had a dog but if I did get one it’d probably be a Huskie, German Shepard, or Golden Retriever. Can’t stand those little fucking dogs that bark and bite you every 2 seconds

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by Djax10 on Feb 14, 2012 6:29 AM EST up reply actions  

I <3 my wolfdog.

Half German Shepard an half Siberian huskie is another good dog.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 14, 2012 6:47 AM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Doggie style.

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by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Boxer or Border Collie

Just talkin about practice

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by The Mad Hopper on Feb 14, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Absolute Favorite...

Has to be the Australian Shepherd. Gorgeous, loyal, high motorenergy, great overall pets if you have the time to take care of them.

by NowWhat? on Feb 14, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.cracked.com/article_19700_the-5-weirdest-reasons-we-have-sex-according-to-science_p2.html?wa_user1=1&wa_user2=Sex&wa_user3=article&wa_user4=feature_module
Uda, read #1.

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by KByars on Feb 14, 2012 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol Prenis is an awesome word

Ima say it to my next lady friend. thatll turn out well.
And really you scarred me for life with that. You know how weird it is to have that pop in your head during certain things

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 12:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup, when you’re like “Oh man, she really likes when I suck on her clit,” then you realize you’re sucking on a tiny, vestigial cock, it just takes all the joy out of life.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
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by KByars on Feb 14, 2012 1:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I had that thought almost word for word

and just had to stop and be like fuck this shit….. So thanks for that

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Really, it bothers you that much? lol. I guess I came to terms with that long before it became relevant to my life, so the thought doesn’t really get to me. Everything may be anatomically analagous, but it doesn’t look even close to the same and it belongs to a (hopefully) attractive girl, so you gotta just come to peace with it I guess, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 14, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Not bothered so much as I was busy doing my thing and then bow mind rape

lol It was just like what the fuck. lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Personally, it turns me on.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 14, 2012 5:05 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

…You’re alright, PUD.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 14, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

bong

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by KByars on Feb 14, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL

I love that movie.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 15, 2012 8:29 AM EST up reply actions  

what movie is that from?

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 2:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Clerks 2

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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 15, 2012 8:53 AM EST up reply actions  

While we're on Cracked

This is hilarious (If Breakup Ballads Were More Realistic (And Way Crazier))

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 14, 2012 8:31 PM EST reply actions  

Mass Effect 3 demo time!

Damn Xbox live downloads are slow today.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 14, 2012 9:38 PM EST reply actions  

Jessica White is stupid hot. Her eyes are fucking amazing


"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 10:27 PM EST reply actions  

Thank you Uda *wipes tears from eyes and clapping

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 14, 2012 10:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Applause

Bravo! Bravo!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 15, 2012 10:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Even Barry approves of this hehehehe

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 15, 2012 2:48 PM EST up reply actions  

DAMN

you sir are a good person

by Two Nickels on Feb 17, 2012 11:16 AM EST up reply actions  

And while we're on the subject of hot women

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 14, 2012 10:34 PM EST reply actions  

Glen is a rash name lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 14, 2012 10:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Glen Beck...

Case Closed.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey tst29, DeMarcus is pretty damn good. This month he’s been averaging 20 points and 13 rebounds and he just put up 28 points and 19 rebounds against one of the best front-courts in the NBA (Chicago).

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"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 15, 2012 3:09 AM EST reply actions  

I know. My only criticism of him right now is that he is averaging 2.7 turnovers in that stretch. But don’t worry he’ll revert back to the mean.

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I have to see this!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 15, 2012 8:32 AM EST reply actions  

Speaking of Abraham Lincoln...

Did you know that he had a grandfather named Abraham Lincoln? That Abraham Lincoln was also shot and killed.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol, the list of similarities (coincidences) between those two is crazy. And I also like how you chose the most tasteless one, haha.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I got to readn the book.

I can never find it at Borders though.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats prolly because Borders went out of business and got bought by Barnes and Noble lol

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 1:32 PM EST up reply actions  

opps

Meant Barnes and Nobles. Can’t find Firestorm either there.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 2:37 PM EST reply actions  

lolwut?

This actually a real deal?

by brisulph on Feb 15, 2012 2:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea, your elementary school teachers didn’t blow you?
I remember my 2nd grade teacher. Man, when she took her teeth out, it was on.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

And that was the day

when the “o” was created….

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:03 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was referring to some kid posting this

I only ask if real since the younger generation seems to be generally stupid and completely expose themselves online

Haha! DOUBLE ENTENDRE!!!

by brisulph on Feb 15, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s obviously fake. The guy who wrote this did it for the punchline.

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

You never know man

Chuck Norris sang the theme song for Walker, Texas Ranger, so heinous acts are committed and fully exposed to the public all the time by people who participated in them.

by brisulph on Feb 15, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

People like you are the reason why Anthro ruins modestly funny things for the rest of us.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I still don’t see how I ruined it. I agree I probably shouldn’t have commented, but the obviously fake ones ruin the possibly real ones by making you skeptical. Pisses me off, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Because the thing was kind of funny at first glance, but once you look at it for too long, it loses something.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Idk, I guess it just seemed fake from the start to me, hence it wasn’t funny. But like I said, I should’ve just shut up and let others enjoy it.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

wow.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 3:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems Legit.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 3:17 PM EST up reply actions  

"Try not to pee"

LMFAO

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm calling bullshit on this

No 12 year old uses the word “comply”

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh God,

That argument between Qwest and Puffdaddy18 on the Eagles linebackers article was too damn funny.

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 15, 2012 3:00 PM EST reply actions  

Just read it

Wow, pdiddy was out of his mine and a creeper. How are you gonna go look up some dudes Facebook?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 15, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

He's an idiot

but he’s funny to me for some reason. I was like there’s no way dude is serious right now

There's one life, one love, so there can only be one king.
- Nas

by FloridaEagle on Feb 15, 2012 4:41 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

3 things that I just found I out I hated:

-Chemistry
-People who teach Chemistry
-People who like Chemistry

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 3:14 PM EST reply actions  

Yea. I hated chemistry too. I remember my professor telling me I would have to know that shit as a civil engineer. Lol.

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Toss in any high level math.
Fuck math.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s unfortunate.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 4:51 PM EST up reply actions  

pics or gtfo

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Took that crap senior year as an AP

Teacher wasnt great so it was hard as hell to learn. Add the fact that as a senior I was lazy I barely got a C. Suprised as hell that I got a 3 on the AP

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 15, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Without chemistry how the fuck am I supposed to get any good tweak?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 16, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

truth

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 17, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm back (temporary, I have too much shit I want/need to do)/

Anyway, here are some questions and statements.

1. Chess boxing. I didn’t know it’s a growing sport. Pretty interesting stuff. I would participate but 1) it isn’t popular in the U.S and 2) I don’t like being hit in the head. Possibility of brain damage and dementia = no bueno.

Anyone interesting should check out chessboxing.com

2. Xenoestrogen. I was thinking about writing an article/ fanpost on the matter. Xenoestrogen means foreign estrogen. It’s a serious issue in the U.S. If you use plastic, use SPF lotion, use dryer sheets, drink coffee etc you increasing your exposure. Some scientists are linking it to cancer, early puberty and less testosterone.
In the 1930’s, pesticides were used more abundance with agriculture. In the 1950’s, 1 out of 20 women had breast cancer. Nowadays it’s 1 out of 8.

In countries like Guatemala, girls are having puberty at age 4. If you want links I can give them to you.

So should we be concern about Xeno- estrogen like testosterone or not? Do you believe cancer is more genetic or is more environmental? Is it a combination?

3. All this brain training shit has to stop. Brain age for instance. Why do Americans believe in this “secret” of having the edge in society?

4. The ambidextrous experiment is still doing fine. I cannot believe it’s almost been 7 years.

5. People have too much times on their hands. Today I just learn about a reverse push up. Yes, your stomach is facing towards the ceiling while you press down upside down.

6. I wish there was a Siesta in the States. A fucking hour break in the middle of the day would be awesome. No more afternoon crashes. Too bad it will never happen.

That’s just top of my head.
Discuss.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 3:46 PM EST reply actions  

Did you occupy your time yesterday with this?

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

No.

More like a week or two.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You need to go get laid.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah.

I’ve refocus my goals. I scratched it off and now focus on experiments, writings and other shit.

I’ve totally forgot about fucking until you mentioned it.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:12 PM EST up reply actions  

lolwut?

How the fuck do you forget about fucking??? That’s some Phil Jackson level zen b.s right there.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 15, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol plus if he stopped thinking about it that means two things

1.He got some pussy
2. he adopted some stray pussy and now hordes cats lol

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Easy.

You stay super busy consuming your time with worthy things.

or watch really bad porn.

If you are into the New Age lifestyle, you can take a shit load of estrogen pills. Yeah, don’t do that.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Bullshit.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 16, 2012 11:08 PM EST up reply actions  

1. Are the Chess and Boxing related at all or is it just taking turns doing two different things? Is this like the the Fight Football League?
2. Sure.
3. I don’t believe it, but the 4.games are addicting. Easy Christmas gift idea for my mom.
4. Cool.
5. Doesn’t seem like it would take much time to come up with something like that.
6. I hear about some companies that allow 15 naps during the day. I’m indifferent, but on a semi-related note I have I’m starting to wake up 45 minutes to an hour before my alarm sounds. No matter how long I sleep, no matter what time I set my alarm, I pop up at well before it sounds. It’s kinda weird.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Chess Boxing.

You take turns. First, you start with speed chess which last for 4 minutes. Afterwards 3 mins of boxing. This continues until a person wins in either chess/ boxing.

You have to be a chess master (2000 and above) to compete.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

I’m bad at chess though. How about Boggle Basketball? With both of your totals adding up for a final score.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 4:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Never heard of it. Can you explain Boggle basketball to me?

Speaking of basketball… what happened to that basketball game with the three hoops? It used to be television in the early 00’s.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

It's pretty simple.

You play 3 on 3 basket ball. You tip the ball of and you play basketball for 6 minutes. Then play 2 rounds of boggle (some versions use Scrabble instead, but Boggle is the official way to play). You go head to head with another member of the opposing team. The rules of the Boggle game is standard with the exception of 2 minute rounds instead of 3. Once the scores are tallied you add the highest scoring member’s total to the points scored while playing basketball. Repeat process 3 times. Team with the highest score wins.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

For number 2

Birth control pills are killing off fish stocks. When you piss out the remnants of the birth control, some of it is estrogen, and goes into rivers and such. The male fish that come into contact with it become androgynous and don’t mate, leading to less children.

And no to #6. I need an hour to fall asleep

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
"Luck means a lot in football. Not having a good quarterback is bad luck." -Don Shula
"You just don't throw on Chase Blackburn.''

by Willgfass on Feb 15, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions  

You think there is a case to be made with human population

I think there is a case to be made but I know how people are sensitive about certain issues.

You might want to check a doctor if it takes you an hour to fall asleep. Maybe unwinding and staying away from the computer at least an hour before bedtime? No?

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

BBI's Valentines day card

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 3:47 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

You do realize you are Indian too right?

And half my family’s Irish….so there’s really no concept of arranged marriage with us lol

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 5:16 PM EST up reply actions  

NO REGRETS HERE smh

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 3:59 PM EST reply actions  

Nice Colors?

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

What part of that person is this?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the bicep

Maybe the Unicorn pulls out when he flexes?

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 15, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Looks like the

triceps… right triceps to be exact.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s my penis

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Dolphin raped by a unicorn… I was always thinking about getting one of those in remembrance of Shel Silverstein. What a visionary.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Something I agree with you.

SMDH.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol do we actually disagree all that often?

Cause as far as I know its not like we are always on the opposite of everything. So idk why you saying it like we only agree rarely

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Seems so.

You are always shaking your damn head at my insecurities.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

If thats how you read it thats how you read it

not how it was meant.
DO I think your insecurities are crazy yes. I wasnt shaking my head at them So much as I was telling you that you are way overthinking it. But if that is me shaking my head at it than I was.
Either way thats not us disagreeing lol soooooo Im not sure why you brought it up

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

The KHI is broken.

Very rarely I would want to commit bodily harm against another human being. I can think of at least two people on this site who if I were to meet in real life, I would automatically throw a god damn brick at their fucking head.

I had to cleaned that up if you wanted to know how infuriated I was.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

KHI?

And If i have seriously made you BRICKTHROWIN mad then damn. I wasnt tryna to.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle Hate Index

No, you are more like the guy who checks my ego. Aggravating but necessary. I have to learn somehow though. Tough love I guess….

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Tough love

I thought that required beatin’ the chick up before sex?? I’ve been Doug it wrong this whole time! Oops…SMDH at myself. lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 12:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Doug lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 12:43 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Doing*

Fucking iPhone!! Hate this damn thing sometimes.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 12:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I check your ego?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

.......

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 16, 2012 11:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle is a douche.

That is all.

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 17, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

You need therapy and medication.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 17, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Both of you along with W_E suck. Just a whiny trio of losers who take their frustrations out on an Eagles blog.

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by tst29 on Feb 17, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

When do I whine?

PS- Trolling is no fun when you do that.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 17, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

He just doesn't realize that trolling is all some of us have left.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 17, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I wish I would have seen the tattooer’s face. It would have been even funnier.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 15, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

You in love with a stripper?? lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Could be a poledancer for exercise

That actually exists, believe it or not.

by brisulph on Feb 15, 2012 5:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh I know

Just poking Uda with a stick

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 15, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup! lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 15, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

But she snores at night and doesn’t stop bitching about the toilet seat being up. Put that damn toilet seat down yourself, bitch.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

How's she hold her breath that long?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Ouch

That shit she did at the 2:30 mark would have destroyed my shoulder. That chick is a beast.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Why this no green?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 17, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 6:24 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I found 2 "Yoo"s

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I found 2 "o"s

That's like your opinion, man.

by BIBTD on Feb 15, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

hahaha awesome

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST reply actions  

reply fail.

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by tst29 on Feb 15, 2012 5:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this has been asked a billion times

but how do you get those follow me on twitter things?

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 8:18 PM EST reply actions  

Yus

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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 8:40 PM EST reply actions  

I think so. I was just browsing gifs, and this one jumped out at me.

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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

yes it is

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by dday on Feb 17, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

BIBTD returns

and BOOM. Eternal wakes the fuck up.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

For all my ME3 geeks. IGN has a 40 min playthrough of the Mass Effect Demo up on youtube

just search “mass effect 3 demo ign” and you’ll find two 20+ minute parts.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 15, 2012 9:47 PM EST reply actions  

Watched the shorter version of the demo don’t have the patience for that haha, especially now that the demo’s out I can just play it myself

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by Djax10 on Feb 15, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude

They hamstrung the shit outta vanguards a 20 second cooldown on charge is bullshit. Might as well be a fucking soldier. Im pissed

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 12:49 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I think they balanced it quite well.

I love the addition of the melee, as well as the ability to cover. Both are to the Vanguard’s advantage over anybody else. Charge allows them to get there quickly, and melee is probably as quick and deadly an attack as you could have with that situation. Taking cover helps the Vanguard and Infiltrator the most because y’all have the lowest health. The increase in the cooldown just makes it balanced. Can’t have one class overpowering everyone else.

That being said, it just makes my tank of a soldier even stronger. Adrenaline Rush + Mattock Assault/Eviscerator Shotgun = PWNAGE.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 9:27 AM EST up reply actions  

Ability to cover? lol couldnt you cover in the 2nd one

the heavy melee is pretty awesome but it still gets you destroyed by everything around the person you killing. And charge doesnt even recharge the shields until its upgraded all the way. The Vanguard is supposed to be up close and personal and based on the demo you cant do that. In the 2nd one I would charge in kill 2 people and then either get cover or charge to a new person that was by himself. I tried to just do that in the 3rd one and all it does is get you killed to be up close. if its your main power it shouldnt have a 20 second cooldown…..actually every biotic the Vanguard had was at least a 15 second cooldown. Except fuckiing pull which was still crazy at 8 seconds. its bullshit they turned the biotics into nothing really. Not happy with it so far

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 11:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Yus

I’ve played through the demo a couple of times. So far I like the addition of the Omniblade with my Sentinel Shep. Tech Armor + Mattock and the dual Omniblades for CQC is going to be deadly.

However the infiltrator seems a bit gimped in the opening portion. Tactical cloak without a sniper rifle is useless.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 12:12 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ive played all but sentinal and engineer

Charge is the longest cooldown by like 10 seconds. That is sooooooo dumb. With the low life you cant do that. The adept survived longer for me. They.gimped the shit outta vanguardd abd ill be bitter lol

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 12:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

20 seconds is insane

Granted it wouldn’t be so bad if not for thr global cool down. If you could charge in and use other powers while it cools down, fine. But gimping it like that is crap.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 12:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I understand they need

To balance but what was wrong with 10 seconds. Its more than the 6 in ME2 but doesn’t completely change the class.
Without a global cooldown it would be beast mode though

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 1:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

ME1 didn’t have a global cool down and it was fine. They are trying to get to Gears of War with it. Shepard is supposed to be the Chuck Norris of the ME universe, so why can’t he/she beast mode through everything? Crotch grab into the end one and everything.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 1:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Im.glad I have a soldier

Play through on ME2 or id be very angry with the game.
It went from most anticipated game to a game im almost dreadin in.40 mins

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 1:12 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I cleared 2 with all classes for that reason

I’m super excited for it still. You really should give sentinel a shot.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

I know I did

It was weird I didn’t like it lol

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 1:24 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Weird? U crazy!

It’s the best balanced class. Enough tech powers to defeat shields and enough bioethics to ruin someone’s day. Plus explosive tech armor! Only thing better is a solider with geth shield boost.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Its prolly cayse I was used to vanguard lol

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by Udalango on Feb 16, 2012 1:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Expand your horizons man!!

How come they have Ashley all sexified? Kaiden looks like he’s been on a 3 day bender.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 2:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Its all about the

Infiltrator! I probably wont DL it but its a first day buy for me. Any news on how the infiltrator plays?

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by TricksterG on Feb 16, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

I say DL it just to see how well it plays

Combat is much more fluid now. My hierarchy goes Infiltrator, sentinel, soldier and then everything else.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 2:11 PM EST up reply actions  

DJ, you the man....but sentinel? Really?

I tried sentinel first and almost quit Mass Effect. Soldier!!!!!!

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Tech armor son!! Tech! Armor!

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

adrenaline rush with geth shield and the mattock

makes you more or less invincible if you max out your soldiers passive health abilities.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 6:31 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah I will probably go that route on my soldier playthrough

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I never did play with all the play types.

I’m the kind of guy that NEEDS to find and/or do everything in order to consider it a successful playthrough. I needed to do ALL the loyalty missions and save everyone. Therefore, I got tired half way through my infiltrator playthrough after beating via vanguard and solider.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 9:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm the same way

I have my ‘canon’ playthrough where I did everything. All the loyalty missions, found all the side quest missions, did all the DLC, etc. I did all the classes just in case ME3 did something screwy with one of the ones I like the most.

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 9:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Infiltrator

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 11:26 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

sneaky sneaky

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 17, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck are you people talking about?

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by tst29 on Feb 16, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

ass

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Mass effect is the gravitational force

exerted by someone with a large enough ass circumference to balance a plate of food on.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 16, 2012 6:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Coco says hi

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by djthekidd on Feb 16, 2012 6:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Soap and water

Lead to much easier tape removal. So she’s in the right place.

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by Rabbit T on Feb 19, 2012 6:55 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit!

That’s Ice mother fucking T’s wife?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 19, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Cat murder?


It looks like that was designed to break the cat’s neck. If the bag hadn’t folded, it would have worked and been a creepier gif.

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by KByars on Feb 15, 2012 10:14 PM EST reply actions  

At the end the cat’s like “Oh… I see what this is all about. It’s on, bitch.”

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 15, 2012 10:16 PM EST up reply actions  

wtf?

Dude, very creepy setup right there.

by brisulph on Feb 16, 2012 8:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I really don’t think it was meant to harm the cat. The guy is just an idiot.

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by tst29 on Feb 16, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Same. It looked like a really stupid obstacle course. I’m not sure it would have really harmed the cat anyway — it looked like a sidewalk paver or a piece of wood, not like it was a saw blade or something, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 16, 2012 12:13 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree

its pretty effed up looking, but who knows what the intent was. Maybe just poor planning on the owners part.

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by TricksterG on Feb 16, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean, they guy has a cat toy, and at the beginning you can see food and water bowls in the background — seems like a lot to go through just to kill the thing. I’m giving him the benefit of the doubt.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 16, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Inverted feline guillotine

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by KByars on Feb 16, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Another Cracked article: 6 Statistically Full of S#!t Dangers The Media Loves to Hype.

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by Imp on Feb 16, 2012 9:24 PM EST reply actions  

Suck it

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by KByars on Feb 16, 2012 9:26 PM EST reply actions  

Cespedes is the center-piece of a pretty impressive rebuild. Suddenly the 2013 and 2014 Oakland Athletics are looking pretty good.

An offense that is built around Cespedes, Michael Choice and Jemile Weeks would be niiiiice. Two legitimate middle of the line-up hitters that could both potentially be .280+ hitters with 30+ homer power. And then a .300 hitter with the speed to steal 30+ bases as the lead-off guy in Weeks.

And there are soo many pitching prospects. Jarrod Parker, Sonny Gray, Brad Peacock and A.J. Cole all profile as high-end starters. And then there are a slew of other pitching prospects who would be starting prospects for other teams. And the A’s already have Brett Anderson and Brandon McCarthy who have shown themselves as good starters at the MLB level.

Team could be a contender in a couple years.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 16, 2012 11:31 PM EST reply actions  

you're such a homer.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Feb 17, 2012 1:25 AM EST via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

How did you became an A's fan?

Oakland and Vegas arent exactly close

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by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 1:50 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, I’m a fan of north California teams because of my Grandma. She lives in Sacramento and that’s why I’m a Kings fan. And I used to go up to my grandparents’ house for a month or so each summer in the middle of baseball season and she’s an A’s fan. I went to a couple A’s games with her and my Aunt and I’ve been a fan ever since.

And I loooove the Bay Area. Probably my favorite place to be.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 17, 2012 3:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Wait for that matter how are you an Eagles fan?

Not attacking Genuinely curious. We had one kid here who was an Eagles fan cause that was his team in Madden cause his older brother took his home team

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by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Well, right about the time I was just getting into football the Eagles were doing well. I was a captain in the flag football league at my school and I got really into football doing “research” about football. I had just gotten a Playstation 2 around the same time and was playing Madden too. I remember that as I was sitting in the car on the ride home from blockbuster I made a decision that I was going to be either an Eagles fan, a Rams fan or a Steelers fan. Clearly I chose the Eagles.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 17, 2012 3:08 AM EST up reply actions  

....You knew this was coming
Well, right about the time I was just getting into football the Eagles were doing well

Ypu band wagoning mother fucker. You dont even know where Reading Terminal is do you!!!!

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by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 3:12 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Market and 12th?

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 17, 2012 3:20 AM EST up reply actions  

You missed that convo?

There was a troll on a front page story accusing people not from philly of being band wagoners and that was his argument lol that they didnt know where it was….It got deleted though so you just gotta trust me

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by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 3:24 AM EST up reply actions  

I must have missed it.

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by d-jackfan10 on Feb 17, 2012 3:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Well It was that Puff Daddy character that shows up from time to time

Looked up a guys facebook and was supposedly talking to his relatives. Cause that aint weird at all

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by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 3:50 AM EST up reply actions  

damn you, sir.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 17, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought the Bills were from Canadia?

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by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 17, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Fun fact: the Bills are the only team that plays football in New York.

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by KByars on Feb 17, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

And

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by KByars on Feb 18, 2012 1:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, well played. Clearly a Jets fan who knows where “redding terminal” is a better Philly fan than any of us. Oh Puffy…

But seriously, I hate that “home town” argument that so many people bring up. Who should the good people of North Dakota root for? What about NFL fans abroad? It’s so stupid. If you love a team it shouldn’t matter where you’re from.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 17, 2012 10:51 AM EST up reply actions  

In fact, it’s probably harder to be an Eagles fan in the heart of Cowboys or Giants territory than it is in Philly, so it’s a testament to your dedication. Hence people like PuffDiddly who jump ship when they move away.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 17, 2012 10:52 AM EST up reply actions  

www.google.com/history

You can basically look at everything you’ve googled while you were logged into gmail. I’ve been using gmail since 2009. For some reason I googled images for HIllary and Ashley from the Fresh Prince.

For some reason this picture popped up as well:

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by tst29 on Feb 17, 2012 10:04 AM EST reply actions  

wow quinten demps is there too, 2008-2009 team

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by dday on Feb 17, 2012 11:58 AM EST up reply actions  

Don’t get what the point of this pic is

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by Djax10 on Feb 17, 2012 12:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Look closer.

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by KByars on Feb 17, 2012 12:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I looked at it for 10 minutes and I still don’t get it.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 17, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The numbers give it away.

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by KByars on Feb 17, 2012 12:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I am kinda lost on this one myself I must admit

by Two Nickels on Feb 17, 2012 1:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t go left to right. Go 1-2-3-4.

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by KByars on Feb 17, 2012 1:20 PM EST up reply actions  

1st round second round 3rd round and 4th round?

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by dday on Feb 17, 2012 1:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Is it a dance move? Because I’m not “hip wit it,” as the young folks say.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 17, 2012 2:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Still no fuckin clue

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by Djax10 on Feb 17, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Found it!

http://bountybowl.com/2008/10/08/telling-a-story-with-pictures/

When I snapped this photo during Sunday’s game (click the image to look at a larger version), I was trying to capture a moment of sideline levity (and potential camaraderie) between Donovan McNabb and Reggie Brown. I felt like I’d heard rumblings that McNabb and Brown "didn’t get along well" (and may have repeated/ amplified said rumblings my own self) and wanted to get some photographic proof of them making nice. See (1) above.

Of course, how was I to know the depth of drama said photo would capture! As in,

(2) Check out a dejected-looking DeSean Jackson marching away from the cool kids. We don’t want to go far as to label his pose as a sulk, but, well, it does fit a certain stereotype of the folks who play his position in the NFL — especially in weeks when he inexplicably didn’t touch the ball often enough. Still, DeSean’s been a model citizen with the blathertariat to date; let’s give the young fella the benefit of the doubt for now.

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by Imp on Feb 17, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Thanks for the help, Imp! So now I’m curious as to what KByars saw that we were supposed to see by looking more closely…

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 17, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing, but I didn’t intend to let on to that. Damn Imp.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 17, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 17, 2012 1:41 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

lol

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 17, 2012 4:00 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

Wow… this seems like an awful lot of work for no money, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 17, 2012 5:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Who would pay for 69? If you’re paying why worry about the girl getting an orgasm?

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 17, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Mmmmm...

Diseased prostitute cooch. Tasty.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 17, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Adds Flavor.

"I once had a friend named Charlie, and Charlie was always late to school
He had a black eye one day, but he wouldn’t say just what happened to him
Charlie got mad in class one day, and stood up with a .22 pistol
Told everybody that he couldn’t take it anymore, he was over being the victim"

by Snax on Feb 17, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

And queefs. Don’t forget the queefs, he loves those.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 17, 2012 9:57 PM EST up reply actions  

x

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 18, 2012 9:01 AM EST up reply actions  

So im playing the ME3 multiplayer demo

and the cool downs are different. they are better. I wonder why they did it this way

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 17, 2012 10:57 PM EST reply actions  

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 18, 2012 2:33 AM EST reply actions  

ESPN is so fucking racist.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 18, 2012 9:49 AM EST reply actions   2 recs

I lol’d so much when I saw that.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 18, 2012 9:56 AM EST up reply actions  

This?

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 18, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

What the hell?

There was no pic under your comment a minute ago. SBN is running like crap today.

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 18, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry, couldn’t resist.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 18, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahahaah

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 18, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Win

lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Feb 18, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

WOW. Come on ESPN… I’m convinced that Asians are the most accepted race to make fun of nowadays. It’s okay to be racist towards Asians because it’s “funny” — annoyed.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 18, 2012 1:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I really didn't even see the racism in that till it was pointed out

Like the shampoo commercial a few months back where a black guy had an afro and later they said he was civilized and he got shorter hair. Is it really racist or just ignorant?

by nyeaglesfan624 on Feb 18, 2012 3:04 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s because Asians are like honey badgers, they just don’t give a fuck.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 18, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 18, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Surprisingly, I was friends with a Buddhist monk for a time, and his explanation of the Asian community’s outlook on life blew me away. Much of it seemed to revolve around not giving a fuck about things that weren’t important or couldn’t be changed. Seemed pretty damned wise to me. If it were a social club and not a religion, I would have signed up.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 18, 2012 5:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Not just Buddhists. Hindus too.

Buddhist principles are often offshoots of Hindu practices. They both revolve around “karma” and “dharma” which basically state, “do what you need to do, make sure its morally right, everything takes care of itself. And if someone gives you shit, don’t worry cause they gonna get theirs”

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Feb 18, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

If you consider it a philosophy

Then you can apply a lot of it to your life.

"Wired into a different set of circuits from the rest of McWorld" (David Ignatius)
... and vaffanculo to all other jurisdictions!

Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!

by Rabbit T on Feb 19, 2012 6:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Most Asian jokes are about how smart they are. They don’t really care for those jokes. Make fun of the size of their penis and they get upset.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 18, 2012 3:36 PM EST up reply actions  

The majority I hear are about the bad driving, the way they talk, they way they look, etc. And the stuff about them being smart aren’t generally light-hearted, it’s often anger for trying so hard and how stupid they look by trying to be smart. I don’t like hearing that stuff, but like KB said, they often don’t give a fuck.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 18, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

They should learn to drive better....

unless they are women then they should go make me food

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 18, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I rode in a car with an Asian girl and I’ve never feared for my life so much.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Feb 18, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

This kid on the track teamwith me was the scariest driver

He would text and do it like he did during class so he was looking straight down while texting. He also would get distracted by shit out his window and not look at the road

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 18, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I rode in a car with an Asian girl in my trunk one time. I’ve never feared being pulled over so much.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:13 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Shut up Kevin James

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Feb 18, 2012 5:19 PM EST up reply actions  

true story bro

How do you think I landed this chick/?

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Feb 18, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Deep in the human unconscious is a pervasive need for a logical universe that makes sense. But the real universe is always one step beyond logic.
-from The Sayings of Muad'Dib by the Princess Irulan

by peytonsurdaddy on Feb 19, 2012 1:28 PM EST up reply actions  

http://www.businessinsider.com/anonymous-and-internet-advocates-wheres-your-hr-1981-outrage-2012-2

It. Never. Ends. ffs

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Feb 19, 2012 2:06 AM EST reply actions  

Have a nice day

"Wired into a different set of circuits from the rest of McWorld" (David Ignatius)
... and vaffanculo to all other jurisdictions!

Debe ser verde y volante - Πράσινο και να πετάει - It's gotta be green and it's gotta fly!

by Rabbit T on Feb 19, 2012 2:20 PM EST reply actions  

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