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[Note by JasonB, 02/07/12 10:27 AM EST ] Several of our community members have been offering their ways to deal with the Giants Super Bowl win in the fanposts. I thought it would be fun to feature some today. I've you've got your own idea, be sure to post it over there.

As if it wasn't enough to go through this nightmarish season...

But whatever doesn't kill us makes us stronger. Officially the nightmare that was the 2011 season is now over. Let's cleanse ourselves of the stink.

I couldn't watch most of the game last night, I just flipped to the game once or twice a quarter to check the score and then flipped right back in disgust. But to flip to the game with 9 seconds left and to see who was up, was the worst feeling ever. I don't wish that feeling on my worst enemy.

I know a lot of us have to put with Giant fans in our daily life, so here's my strategy... Deny that I watched the game at all, act like I don't know who won and congratulate them when they act all goofy and pumped up about their Giants winning another one and try to throw it in our face. Their elation will probably last for a week or two or three... and then eventually they'll come back down to earth and then we can have a normal conversation with them. But until then, avoid them at any cost, do not accept the fact that the Giants won, and smile and congratulate them with the deepest hatred inside if you somehow bump into one of these people.

Star-divide

As for us, we'll get through this. Free Agency is right around the corner, and then we get ready for the draft. We're only one year away from Reid getting fired if they're having another disappointing season. So we can start looking forward to the next regime.

Isn't it funny that the last 2 Super Bowl Champs beat us in some way to get to win the Big One. So it is reassuring some what, if the Giants, decimated by injuries, can win the Super Bowl, then the Eagles can too, and not down the road, but soon, and despite of Andy Reid and the regime. Yes We Can !!! That should be our motto. If anything, this should just motivate us more to go out and win it all next year.

Sigh... but for now, we just have to live with this fact. Maybe act like the Patriots won, or worse yet, tell a Giants fan that although you didn't watch the game you thought the Patriots would win and still hadn't checked but were pretty sure that the Patriots won. And see their reaction --- play around with them a little bit. They're so giddy right now, they won't know what we're saying anyways, they just want to see us be miserable -- but don't let them see it.

That's all I got for you on this somber Monday, we'll get through this, somehow... someway... just ignore all sports site except for BGN which is like a support group really, avoid Espn for a week or two. If it helps, if you're surrounded by Giants fans, imagine that you're in a nightmare, and that it's not real, maybe that might soften the blow. Let them enjoy, after all, we would be out of our minds too if our team won, it's only a natural reaction.

I never considered the Giants to be a great team this year, but somehow they pulled it off, and more power to them. That doesn't mean anything for next year, this is it for them. If any Giants fan responds in this post, let them revel in their glory and try to look at it from their perspective and be happy for them. They are still human beings, after all. Time to swallow our pride for a minute and let them enjoy their day. It will soon end, their elation, and then they'll be right back down to their miserable lives. So think of it as something they need to feel good about themselves, to boost their self-esteem, and let them feel good. We know who's going to win next year.

Officially 2011 season is over, so another strategy you can use is telling them that that was last year and to stop living in the past. 2012 is a new year and we'll see who wins this year. Giants winning the Super Bowl was sooo 'yesterday'. They need to grow up and mature and live in the present, tell them to move on from it already. That'll irk them a little... ha ha. I hate you Giants fans, and you know it. Sheli and Victoria Cruz might have won you the SuperBowl, but you guys still suck --- see you next year !!!

On a brighter note: At least Brady and Bellichick lost, poor Patriots.... ha ha ha, wonder how they're feeling right about now. We'll send them a sympathy card, don't forget to visit Pats Pulpit and give your condolences to them, that'll be a nice touch. Anyways, if any of you have better ways to deal with this tragedy, feel free to share...

Yours truly,

Eagla

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This is hilarious and I am using it
Officially 2011 season is over, so another strategy you can use is telling them that that was last year and to stop living in the past

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

" Lifes a bitch, but God forbid the bitch divorce me" Nas

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

by Talon Talent on Feb 6, 2012 8:18 AM EST reply actions  

Don’t use the “official” part since the new league year doesn’t start still March, but other then that, it’s pretty solid. Just be ready for their response when they laugh at it and tell them to not get too full of themselves otherwise it will lead to their downfall….

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 6, 2012 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

There's a lot of Idiots on the Giants who like to Talk

anyone we can trick one of them into calling themselves the Dream Team, Wonder Squad, Bestest Team Alive, or any variation? I mean, that’s just the kiss of death on the season, right Vince?

by BKing in the AZ on Feb 6, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

This Giants team had

heart and character and grit and talent. WELL and also a good(not great) D-Co. We have talent and that’s about it. There’s no salt on my wounds. This has been reality for the 23 years I have watched the Eagles. They field a good enough team, for it to be the plausible for them to beat anyone, but they can’t string it together.

At least one more year of Andy and Juan. If they don't win it all they both better be gone!

No way Eagles draft a LB in the first round 2012.

We will see if Spags was in the right place at the right time in the Gmens SB run. Or was that the fluke year and he really is just mediocre.

by MightyJoeBanner on Feb 6, 2012 9:17 AM EST reply actions  

Right on

But whatever doesn’t kill us makes us stronger

It’s never made us stronger. It’s made us angrier and frustrated. How much stronger will we be in 2013, when we’re trotting out these same old rationalizations

by DLawrence55 on Feb 6, 2012 9:28 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I agree

with you on this as that is about the same time I started watching the eagles (22 yrs) we have seen many disappointing seasons. As there has been many many times we have had to the talent to beat anyone (we have this now), yet unable to put it all together. The only time salt could be put in a wound like this, is if we lost to the Giants or Cowboys or hell even the Redskins in the NFC title game, (most likely will never happen as we own the East) we just cant beat anyone else. So as all Giants, Cowboys(16yrs ago) & Redskins(21yrs ago) fans have is we won the Super Bowl. But after all of those they still cant say they’ve owned US EAGLES!! Good for the Giants but fuck’em, Our day will come & I repeat it will come in the near future, the same old argument other fans in the East have will be gone forever.

by DcEagles29 on Feb 6, 2012 9:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t know how the hell they got to and won the Super Bowl, it’s one of those things that’s unexplainable…. the Eagles don’t have “it”, whatever that is.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 7, 2012 12:27 AM EST up reply actions  

i hate the fucking Giants.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 6, 2012 10:06 AM EST reply actions  

You know what my good Sir,

I think this is one of only a few things all Eagles fan can agree upon

by DcEagles29 on Feb 6, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Truth is..

I am jealous of the Giants. The Giants are simply the better team. (This year.) I admire the Giants. It’s some of their fans that I hate.

Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.

The operative IQ of a group is no higher than that of it's lowest scoring member.

I reserve the right to hold other posters to a higher standard than I myself maintain. Why? Because I am an unrpentent lout. Deal with it.

by IggleGreen on Feb 6, 2012 1:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the patriots worse!

"Obviously, I lobbied for him to be here. But what a difference a year makes." -- Donovan McNabb

by thePurpleLion on Feb 6, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Luckily, I haven’t met many.

Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.

The operative IQ of a group is no higher than that of it's lowest scoring member.

I reserve the right to hold other posters to a higher standard than I myself maintain. Why? Because I am an unrpentent lout. Deal with it.

by IggleGreen on Feb 6, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hate level.....

1]Dallas
2]Giants /Pats ……….equal
3]Rosie Odonnel

It's never easy being an Eagle fan........but I'll be damned if I ever stop !
Ok....forget Spags......Draft well for once in your life , PLEASE.

by JJeaglerooter on Feb 7, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Seeing the Giants win another SB made me sick.

It even makes me more mad at the Eagles for letting this happen.

Whos your Daddy?

by Memstyle on Feb 6, 2012 12:19 PM EST reply actions  

Exactly

It’s very sickening.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

How is it

That Coughlin’s always on the hot seat, and yet has managed to deliver 2 Super Bowls in 5 years, while Reid remains as secure as a Supreme Court justice after delivering about 3 playoff wins in 5 years?

by DLawrence55 on Feb 7, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

It’s baffling how they run things around here… if they don’t WIN the Super Bowl next year, he should be done, that’s it.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 8, 2012 4:59 AM EST up reply actions  

getting really hammered last night was the only way i could watch that game

by eaglesinmd on Feb 6, 2012 12:58 PM EST reply actions  

this

Kept the Gin and Juice flowing all night.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 6, 2012 2:07 PM EST up reply actions  

I couldn’t stand to watch it. I choose to ignore it.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 7, 2012 12:07 AM EST up reply actions  

EAGLE DOMINATION ,THATS HILARIOUS THE ONLY THING UVE DOMINATED IS LOSING!!!! HAHAHAHAHA! UR FROM BK & UR AN EAGLE & MET FAN ,UR A BORN LOSER! AHAHHAHAH! CANT WAIT TO SEE U RIDING THE TRAIN W/UR EAGLE GEAR & A SMILE ON UR FACE NOW! GUESS WHO’S LAUGHING NOW ! HAHAHAHA! GO GIANTS! GO YANKS!

by LT8690 on Feb 8, 2012 12:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ooooooh

You must have a really sad life to post this on here.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 8, 2012 4:59 AM EST up reply actions  

what is wrong with you bro??

At least one more year of Andy and Juan. If they don't win it all they both better be gone!

No way Eagles draft a LB in the first round 2012.

We will see if Spags was in the right place at the right time in the Gmens SB run. Or was that the fluke year and he really is just mediocre.

by MightyJoeBanner on Feb 9, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

Yeah, the Mets blow, but at least I’m not a DICKRIDER.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 11, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

HUH?

dickrider! shit u must be talking about ur occupation! hahahah!

by LT8690 on Feb 12, 2012 8:58 PM EST up reply actions  

wow u madd funny! hahahahahahaha!

Prediction: the 3-4 will be out of style in two years.
So no, I will not shut up about stupidity.

by bdawk4ever on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 PM EST

by packimop on Feb 13, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I'm trying to cause psychological damage

to any giant fan who crosses my path.

GO CUSE, BLUE, AND EAGLES!

by tanman5 on Feb 6, 2012 2:30 PM EST reply actions  

ha ha

Your loyalty is commendable !

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 7, 2012 12:08 AM EST up reply actions  

Christ. I’m so fucking embarrassed by these reactions. You all sound like whiny bitches.

Congratulations to the mongoloid Eli who seems unsure if he’s thrown a touchdown or a pick. Easy to have ice water in your veins when you don’t have a pulse.

Fuck you Tom Brady, you arrogant prick, you were beaten by the Walking Dead.

Congratulations to the angry old schoolmaster, who like Andy Reid, Giants fans wanted to fire at the beginning of the season. I love how many times we have left you slack jawed and befuddled on the sidelines, Andy owns you, but you own Belichick.

Fuck you Bill Belichick, you cheating asshole, for being an arrogant cheating prick,and thinking you can outscheme the universe because you’re just smarter than everyone. Guess having a team of 20 plush drafted and fourth rounder lower scrubs finally caught up with you. Memo to the cheater— get some playmakers on offense and defense, asshole.

Congrats to the Giants defensive line, which is better than ours, except when they play us. We own you bitches.

Congrats to the salsa dancing flamer, for Manningham making a catch that Jeremy Maclin can’t, and to Hakeem Nicks, for being a more consistent receiving corps than ours.

And finally, fuck you Andy Reid for your lousy clock management in 2004, to Donovan for throwing those picks and for performing the slowest hurry up molasses offense that cost him his spot in the hall of fame, cost Philly their best and most achievable shot at a championship.

But enough of this wash waaah waaah shit. The Giants won,and I’d rather someone from the NFC East won that we own than the New England Patriots who humiliated us in 2004. Congrats Bigblueview and Giants fans. Looking forward to beating you twice next year.

by ghostofandrewatters on Feb 7, 2012 11:48 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

You are on ........

Always great when we meet Giants or Dallas……….my four favorite games of the year.No matter the outcome we are glued to every snap and oppurtunity to score , or sack your bitch.
Until then , we wish you the most insufferable plague immaginable x 10 ..

It's never easy being an Eagle fan........but I'll be damned if I ever stop !
Ok....forget Spags......Draft well for once in your life , PLEASE.

by JJeaglerooter on Feb 7, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

.

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 7, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

ha ha

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 8, 2012 5:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn autocorrect— that should read “20 plus undrafted and fourth round or lower scrubs”!

by ghostofandrewatters on Feb 7, 2012 12:59 PM EST reply actions  

One more congrats to the G Men, for drafting Jason Pierre Paul, whose blocked field goal with those crazy long arms won you at least one elimination game on the road ton the playoffs. The same JPP that many Giants fans on BBV shit on during draft day.

And one more fuck you to Andy Reid and Howie Roseman for NOT drafting perennial Pro Bowler JPP. You assholes do realize we’re going to regret that for the next decade as we watch Brandon Graham, the high motor overachiever who will never be dominant have a solid, but uninspired career.

by ghostofandrewatters on Feb 7, 2012 1:10 PM EST reply actions  

Andy and Howie will be long gone by then, they could probably care less.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 8, 2012 5:02 AM EST up reply actions  

THE GMEN!!!!

ALL YOU GIANT HAAAATTTTERS! FUCK OFF. WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR DREAM TEAM?HUMMADDA,HUMMADDA,HUMMADDA…… AM SO GLAD U HAVE’NT WON SHIT AND HOPE U DNT IN THIS LIFETIME!! INSTEAD OF HATING US (THE CHAMPS) SO MUCH ,WORRY ABOUT UR CLASSLESS SHIT TEAM! I DNT KNOW WHICH GREEN TEAM IS WORSE ,THE LITTLE SISTERS WE HAVE HERE IN THE BIG APPLE OR THE CRYBABIES IN PHILLY. UHH SORRY GOT2 GO AND CONTINUE MY CELEBRATION! HAHAHAHAHAH! GO BLUE! GO BLUE! GO BKUE !

by LT8690 on Feb 8, 2012 12:36 AM EST reply actions  

There's a button on the side of your keyboard

It’s called “Caps lock” — I’m not sure you understand what it does.

We’ll add it to the list of things you don’t know, right between “how to bathe” and “how to talk to a woman”

by UnclaimedFright on Feb 8, 2012 2:07 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m guessing the Giants won the Super Bowl ? Congratulations Bud, happy for you.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 8, 2012 5:03 AM EST up reply actions  

THE LITTLE SISTERS WE HAVE HERE IN THE BIG APPLE

In Jersey. The teams are in Jersey.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 8, 2012 6:44 AM EST up reply actions  

Really???

WHAT IS THE LOGO ON THE HELMET,BUD? Enough said!

by LT8690 on Feb 12, 2012 8:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Jersey, bitch.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Feb 12, 2012 8:56 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep trying to use Google translate on this but they don’t have “Retard” as one of the translatable languages

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Feb 8, 2012 2:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Retard?

U must be very fluent in retard ,NY on the giants helmet . dumb ass! hope i spelled it slow enough for u to read ! ahahahahahahhh.

by LT8690 on Feb 12, 2012 9:02 PM EST up reply actions  

how can you spell something slow enough for a person to read? Are you fucking stupid?

Prediction: the 3-4 will be out of style in two years.
So no, I will not shut up about stupidity.

by bdawk4ever on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 PM EST

by packimop on Feb 13, 2012 10:12 AM EST up reply actions  

By the way

There the new jersy giants,

by Mrrc7 on Feb 8, 2012 9:37 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Is it you? Just curious, lol.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

Team Kuechly, J. Jenkins, Iloka

by AnthroEagle on Feb 8, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Just an excited Giants fan

releasing his pent up hatred of the Eagles.

I'm all-in for the 2012 season !
Dwight Howard is coming to Philly. Maybe. Probably not. But we can at least hope, that's all we have.

by Eagladelphia on Feb 8, 2012 5:03 AM EST up reply actions  

Moron?

giants fan? stay in the closet u eagle fan. LT8690 am true giants fan ! either that or u a scared little girl & wont rub salt in the wounds of all these eagle fans.

by LT8690 on Feb 12, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m glad I’ve finally found the one true Giants fan that embodies everything that a miserable human being deriving all his happiness from sports should be.

Prediction: the 3-4 will be out of style in two years.
So no, I will not shut up about stupidity.

by bdawk4ever on Dec 11, 2011 1:39 PM EST

by packimop on Feb 13, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

i get it now

LT8690 is in that 12% of men who have a 3 inch penis, so he compensates by trolling BGN.

Crush them, my Birds!!! CRUSH THEM!!!!!!!!!

by EagleDomiNation on Feb 13, 2012 8:42 AM EST reply actions  

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