Why you should root for the Patriots

This sums it up about right for me.

4 months ago MRPH 13 comments 1 recs |

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I have two reasons

1) They aren’t the Giants
2) Bill O’Brien is coaching at Penn State in a week

I am Sandy's bitch.

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by Rogue Nine on Feb 3, 2012 3:19 PM EST reply actions

1)They have Matt Slater who I’m a fan of (used to be a big UCLA fan)
2) How could you root against Chad Ochocinco getting his first ring? Yeah, I know he isn’t doing anything. Belichick’s Secret Weapon?
3) And oh yeah, they’re not the G-Men.

by ILL Eagle on Feb 3, 2012 4:41 PM EST reply actions

1. They arent the giants
2. They arent in tge nfc east
3. Because fuck the giants
4. If they don’t ill end up murdering an obnoxious giants fan.
5. all this stupid ELIte talk
6.fuck giants fans seriously
7 fuck the giants

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by So. Cal Swag on Feb 3, 2012 5:46 PM EST via mobile reply actions 1 recs

yup yupup

and rec for my man mrph

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by Joe_D on Feb 3, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions

This comment is cash money. Rec.

Go Eagles!

by MRPH on Feb 3, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions

^^^

I love how 2 people say rec and yet there’s only 1 rec

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by Djax10 on Feb 3, 2012 10:21 PM EST reply actions 1 recs

Joe rec’d my fan shot and I rec’d So Cal’s comment. There are two.

Go Eagles!

by MRPH on Feb 4, 2012 7:45 AM EST up reply actions

I don’t want the Giants to win but I don’t care for the Patriots either. My Grandpa is a Pats fan so I guess if I had to root which I’m not it would be them. I would rather see the Pats win for reasons that have already been said

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by KJ Brophy on Feb 4, 2012 9:55 AM EST reply actions

You guys...

How do you just let the fact that the Patriots cheated blind you. We had a SB almost guaranteed that year and the proven cheaters end up winning by 3? Fuck that, a stolen 1st Championship can never be forgiven. Am I wrong for hating the Patriots for more than the Giants? I mean my list is probably 1. Pats 2. Giants 3. Cowgirls. I absolutely hate the giants too but the spy gate shit i just can’t dismiss. GLORY WAS OURS THAT YEAR! and they just ripped it away.

by phillyfan330 on Feb 4, 2012 5:46 PM EST reply actions

We didn’t lose because the Pats cheated, we lost because we go out-played. I hate the Patriots, but they won’t troll us incessantly when they win. The Giants will. Hence, I’ll be rooting for the Patriots, albeit with great malaise.

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by AnthroEagle on Feb 4, 2012 9:46 PM EST up reply actions