The Daytona 500 Track Is On Fire

I don't always watch NASCAR, but when I do, I prefer to have the track on fire.

3 months ago JasonB 13 comments 3 recs |

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oh god the flames, help me baby jesus put out the flames

When I die, I want the Philadelphia Eagles to be the pallbearers at my funeral. So they can let me down, one last time.

by rich p on Feb 27, 2012 10:38 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

Yes!

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by JasonB on Feb 27, 2012 11:55 PM EST up reply actions

I'd watch if Danica Patrick ran around in her underwear like that.

by Baron Dainer Von Tresvant on Feb 28, 2012 1:40 AM EST up reply actions 1 recs

I don’t always watch NASCAR, but when I do, never mind, I never do.

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by Djax10 on Feb 27, 2012 10:40 PM EST reply actions

Truck filled with jet fuel on a track filled with race cars. What could go wrong?

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by KByars on Feb 27, 2012 10:44 PM EST reply actions 3 recs

Could not have said it better myself

The Daytona 500 has been debacled from start to finish, and it’s fairly good television.

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by D3Keith on Feb 27, 2012 11:35 PM EST reply actions

WE ARE ALL SICK OF YOUR BIASED COMMENTARY! CLEARLY BY SAYING THAT YOU ONLY WATCH NASCAR WHEN THE TRACK IS ON FIRE YOU ARE SAYING THAT YOU DONT WATCH NASCAR BCUZ THE TRACK IS NORMALLY BLACK AND BURFICT IS BLACK BUT KUECHLY IS NOT SO YOU CLEARLY ONLY DONT LIKE BURFICT BCUZ HE IS BLACK. JUST BCUZ KUECHLY RAN A 4.5 40 AND BURFICT RAN A 5.09 40 DOESNT MEAN THAT KUECHLY HAS A FASTER 40 TIME IT JUST MEANS THAT YOUR BIASED. YOU PROBABLY THINK CHAD HALL IS BETTER THAN MACLYN AND JAXSON BCUZ HE IS WHITE BUT YOUR WRONG HE SUX EVEN THOUGH HE IS AN AMERICAN HERO.

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by NorthernEagle on Feb 27, 2012 11:46 PM EST reply actions 2 recs

My preference for fire is clearly evidence of my bias against water

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by JasonB on Feb 27, 2012 11:56 PM EST up reply actions 4 recs

I think it was funny when EB did it

but now it just seems hackneyed.

by smeagle on Feb 28, 2012 8:05 AM EST up reply actions

I'll admit... I'm a huge NASCAR fan

For the first ever Prime Time NASCAR race… they’ve managed to put on one hell of a show so far. And we still have 20% of the race to go!

by NowWhat? on Feb 28, 2012 12:00 AM EST reply actions

can you really watch the whole thing or do you flip channels and check in on it?

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by So. Cal Swag on Feb 28, 2012 12:49 AM EST via mobile up reply actions

Most races involve some kind of flipping, especially in the middle… but I’d never miss the beginning or end of any race… and I never turn anything at Daytona or Talladega off, for reasons you saw last night. Normally, during red flags like that, I’ll watch something else, but in last night’s case I had the internet instead

by NowWhat? on Feb 28, 2012 7:40 AM EST up reply actions