OK fellow BGNers our Eagles will be in a crucial matchup against the Lions this week. Words right now cannot even describe how I'm feeling. I'm very happy with our play unlike some other fans because we are 3-2 right now atop the division. And since I can't use words to describe how I'm feeling the game will play out, this post we do just that mainly in gifs. Enjoy!
The Eagles arrive to the stadium looking for a "easy" home win but, after today they will be in shock of what is to come.
As the game starts Demeco and the Eagles D hold the Lions to a 3rd and 10 try 6 minutes in to the 1st quarter. As the play starts Matthew Stafford is forced out of the pocket and breaks free as he attempts to hustle himself to the 1st down Mychal Kendricks does his Chris Brown impression as he levels Maddy Stafford backwards.
The hit is so hard Michael Vick slaps Demetress Bell across his face and winces in pain.
With 2 minutes to go in the first quarter, the Eagles begin to run the no-huddle. As the Eagles drive down the field and approach the one yard line, the Eagles fail to convert on 4th down. But wait, Nnadamukong Suh is seen mistakenly thinking Michael Vick's visor to that of a cars windshield. Suh then attempts to hit Vick in a violent motion after the play and retreats away screaming,"It was just a fender bender!". The refs give the Eagles a retry and they score a touchdown. This is Suh after he comes back from his episode.
As the second quarter comes to a close with the score 10-7(Eagles), Stafford after throwing a touchdown in his previous drive is begining to experience concussion like symptoms. In an effort to hide them, Stafford approaches the line of scrimmage reminding himself that he has wait...how much time left!!! 20 seconds! Matt quickly takes the snap and darts a pass to Megatron. It is swatted down back to Stafford. He then begins to hallucinate thinking the officials were replacements and throws agan this time complete to Pettigrew. I think we all know what happens next. The officials call it back and Matt stafford is found guilty by the medical staff of hiding a concussion, penalty of an 8 game suspension without pay and being made to watch Tebow preach the word of JET(courtesy of Goodell). Matt cries hysterically seen here murmuring "I hate you Roger".
At halftime Andy Reid is so satisfied with the teams play he brings in a water slide to calm the nerves of the team. As he, followed by all of our recieving group climbed up Reid slips wiping them out for the whole game. Reid is now again the most hated man in Philly.
In an attempt to hide the fact that Andy Reid Taylor Mays'ed our recieving corp Lurie calls TO, Plax, and Ochocinco to help out. This confuses the Lions as rather they should bust out laughing or call the police with our confusing strategy.
As the game approaches it's final minutes and the Eagles down by two, TO begins to break into tears telling the Lions that,"Thats my quarterback (sniffle)...". Mike Vick lines up to throw the ball 80 yards down field when sirens are heard. As they come closer the entire Lions defense put on the boost and run away in tears calling their probation officers. Mike Vick trusting his instincts, runs to the touchdown winding out the clock. The Eagles win!!! As JIm Schwartz walks on the field along with the shaken Matt Stafford he skips the handshake and goes straight to attack mode. He levels Reid. All of our problems are solved..Reid is knocked Da Fudge Out! DING DING DING!!!
I kid, but heres my picks I got the Eagles over the Lions, Texans over the Packers, Broncos over the Chargers, Vikings over the Skins, my upset is the Bills over the Cards and the 9ers over the Giants. PEACE!