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NFC East Eternal Thread #31: Where we solve all the mysteries of the Universe

Sorry for jumping the gun but that last one is unvisitable for my crappy laptop

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1.Dont be an asshole. We are all friends.....to varying degrees (See rule 3 for exceptions)

2. Pictures of Rosie O'Donnell, Mike Jones,feces, cat's anuses, etc., will end in shunning. And speaking of shunning...and more talk of shunning...and maybe even more speak of shunning

3. Shun Tebowism and bromosexual

4. Pics, gifs, titles. Got it?

5. Go f@cking crazy......But not to crazy

Please unrec the last one so we aint clogging up the rec'd section


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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM EST reply actions  

Tits.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

boobies time???

"Some people think football is a matter of life and death. I assure you, it's much more serious than that."-Bill Shankly

Got bad knees and a high motor? Well cmon on over to PHILLY, we'll do our best to put you in the right position and do a better job!

by theaction on Jan 24, 2012 12:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

two vs. to vs. too

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

Should of known. Their whom is in there place over they’re. Irregardless, noone looses.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 1:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Omg this hurt my brain

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Wut?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM EST up reply actions  

If your going to keep doing this than were going to be angry.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 2:06 PM EST up reply actions  

The point is mute andy reid past on that offer two I would’nt trade my namde jersey which is new four you’re asanti Jersey, that is old I need to sure up my collection

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This is defiantly anoying.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

DEFINETLY

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Deffinatly?

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

fO SHO

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

What about

there vs they’re vs their

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops

should have read KByars first… Scooped again!

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 2:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I got mad scoops and an exclusive interview with Andy. See it all live at 10.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:08 PM EST up reply actions  

Heh I like the Walrus memes

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by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 12:10 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Mark Sanchez for fucking Kate Upon and fucking up vs. NYG

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 12:54 PM EST via mobile reply actions   1 recs

+1

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Sanchez is quickly rising up my QBs I hate list. He still has a lot of work to do to catch up to Vince Young though.

Shady McCoy: Franchise records or GTFO
Go Dawgs!

#TeamKuechly

by KeepSwinging on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve been saying that Sanchez and the Jets are soooo high on my shit list right now, they’re above the Pats… Making a little easier for me to root for them in the Super Bowl

by NowWhat? on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait... Sanchez fucked Kate Upton?

She can’t be that hot then.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Its the derp face, mang!

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Jan 26, 2012 11:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, I should've known.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I think

that education started to go downhill about 90 years ago…

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 1:07 PM EST reply actions  

I feel like I should feel sad that this got commented

that and someone correcting the to too twos

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I like your tag

regarding evil. Thomas Aquineas concluded that good is determined by doing the right thing at the right time with the right intentions. If any of those 3 factors are not good, then it is an evil act.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

So if you do something

With good intentiond but you are late its evil?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 2:36 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Pardon the typos

Damn phone

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 2:40 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Something which is intended to be good, but is done at the wrong time, can indeed be evil. Let’s say you try to donate a kidney a week after the man you wanted to help died. Evil? Well you harmed yourself for no reason, and now you can’t give the kidney to someone else, so you can say that, yes.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I wouldnt classify that as evil though

It is a crappy situation but I wouldnt say evil. If I saw someone about to be hit by a car and dont make it to them in time and they die im not evil its just bad luck
Idu how you could say my intention was evil

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Id have to agree

with Uda as most things be they evil or good is characterised by massive amounts of gray within them. Things just are not that black and white.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Everythings gray

Evil and good are totally relative. From Englands P.O.V. The colonies were rebellious assholes but we see it as us beating a tyrant.
Everything is shaped by the victors.
I wonder how tge revolutionary war is taught across the pond

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 3:47 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Uda

Jefferson and John Adams agreed that about 1/3 of the colonies were in favor of the war, 1/3 opposed, and 1/3 only wanted it all to be over. You have a point, and I would go so far as to say that the revolution might have been a big mistake. Certainly others, whose opinions I respect, have made that case…

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:04 PM EST up reply actions  

A mistake?

How so?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Like I said

I only refer to others who made the case, but you can state:
1) War always brings death and misery to innocents, which is morally wrong
2) the revo war did that very thing
3) A sizable part of the citizens were opposed to it

If you stopped right there, you have made a case that it was a mistake to go to war against the British. You can go farther and point out that the Canadians and others acheived their independence from British tyrrany without the carnage and cost of the American way of doing things. You might further mention that the American Revoluution inspired the French, and the results of that were mixed to say the least. You can easily make the case that France would have found her way into modrenity more peacefully had not they had the American example to follow.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Isnt the first

one a moralistic fallacy?

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Not certain, but I think it is only a fallacy is made in a vacuum, which I did not.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Well,

I have to say going to the extreme and saying there is no such thing as good and evil, and everything is morally relative, is going a bridge too far. When you are young, you think everything is black and white. When you grow up a bit, you think everything is grey and black and white do not exist. When you get a bit older you begin to see that there are indeed things which can be considered evil, and the fact that shades of grey do exist does not mean that black and white don’t.

The world is a bit harder to understand that most want to consider. I only started posting such due to the title of the thread.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

I enjoy this convo

I still think its relative. What you say is evil and what you say is evil could be to vastly different things. So how can there be black and white?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 4:09 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

In response to NJ

when you say you get older isnt that your opinions solidifying? Isnt it more of a personal preference to believe something is grey, black and white but when posited to another say younger individual wont their opinions differ?

Im just using age as a qualifier and by no means do I mean for it be something that is solid in fact.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

No

it’s more that when you are young, you accept the first thing you are told because you know no better. When you get exposed to something or someone saying something different, you tend to not want to be ridiculed (this is a fear rather acute in young adults) and so you retreat into the rather safe “everything is relative, nothing is real” mode of thinking because that stand is rarely criticized in the modern age.

If you continue to seek, you may find the holes in that argument, but it takes time.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats where you and I disagree

as I think its just being adamant in your beliefs as your argument paints everybody into a corner if they fall into a certain age group. I believe that depending on how you are raised culturally, spritually, etc. shapes your belief system. I should say all of this applies to anybody in every age group and that it is dependent on the individual. You can find an old man who has a relative approach to life and vice versa.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

True

But since the default assumption of almost everyone in this modern age is relativism, learning to break out of that kind of mindset is seldom acheived by the young, which is why I portrayed it as I did. I think most older people accept the relativistic morality presented to them as truth by most of the world.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see your

Points and some of them do hold water but there are young people whom do not accept the first thing they are told. I do not think it is that cut and dry. I think your environment also plays a role in to what you see as Black, White, and Gray. So the point of it being relative does indeed come into play. Something being relative is to some degree the same as something being justifiable. Good Points though

by Two Nickels on Jan 24, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I paint with a large brush

but the agree with my experience with such things, including my journey in trying to find out what the heck is going on in the world…

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's give this example, then

let’s say you really, really want to have sex with a woman. She happens to be married to someone else. If you have sex with her then, and there is a child as a result, then you have caused evil to the husband you have cuckolded. On the other hand, if you didn’t have sex with her, and then through no fault of your own the husband died, you could marry the woman and have a child with her and raise that child having done no evil to anyone.

That is maybe a better case of the same act with the same intent, but the timing makes all the difference.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

We could go back and forth

With examples that are one way or the other

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 4:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Oh and NJ

I am in no way offended but just enjoy batting around philosophical ideas.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont know what happened there

but meants to say I take no offense and just enjoy batting back philosophical ideas.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

But that means

you subscribe to certain values and morals. In your example I would most definitely agree with you, but for instance what if the person who was cuckolded see’s no wrong? What if that said husband dies and this person gets with the widow but unbeknownst to him there was someone else who loved this woman fiercely but waited for their chance to only see it snatched it away. Would that be considered evil?

My point is the same as Uda’s quote, that evil, good whatever tends to be relative and based upon your guiding morals and ethics.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, down that path lies nihilism, which is a personal philosophy I happen to find repugnant. Other much wiser than I have made the case for true or relative morals, and I don’t have time to delve into the detail of them. I will say though that those who espouse moral relitivism tend to ignore the implications of their beliefs, which carried to the extreme can justify actions which, when pressed, they would admit certainly seem evil to them.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Believe you me

I dont subscribe to that said belief but understand where the argument goes as well as from your side. Thats the thing with philosophy (or religion for that matter) there is no “right” one above others as it is value and belief based.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I also believe

you are referring to meta-ethical relativists by going down that path.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:40 PM EST up reply actions  

your knowledge of terminology

is better than mine, so I defer to you.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

Joe Banner is a nihilist.

God Damn you, Andy Reid.

The fat queen has failed us again. Reid must go.

by EvilBanner on Jan 24, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Thomas Aquinas also believed that Native Americans were imperfect humans and were destined to be slaves to the superior Europeans. He was a complicated person.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh shit Anthro

you uttered the word slaves! Are you prepared?

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Thomas Aquinas

was wiser than I thought. He died in 1274, which if my history is correct meant he forsaw the discovery of America by about 218 years. Though we can argue if he actually thuoght those who would be found there were meant to be slaves (I’d certainly be interested in your citation for that!) you have to stop and tip your cap to a man who was able to extrapolate like that.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Must be a different one? Or my textbook lied to me, which i’m actually inclined to believe in this case. This book is terrible.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

This goes back to my original post – education is terrible and has been for quite some time. Don’t blame yourself, I was horribly educated, too.

"Difficulties strengthen the mind, as labor does the body."
― Seneca

by NJBammer on Jan 24, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

can't even make this shit up...
Thomas Aquinas, who knew something about human diversity, had pronounced that Native peoples were imperfect humans and, therefore, natural slaves to Europeans.

Erickson, Paul A. and Liam D. Murphy. A History of Anthropological Theory, 3rd ed. Toronto: University of Toronto Press, 2008, p. 31.

I’m curious as to whether there’s another, deeply racist Thomas Aquinas.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't think that means native americans

It ccan apply to any country not in Europe that was known in at the time. Most likely Northern Africa

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 25, 2012 4:04 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, and I think that’s where the problem lies. But it was in a section of the book about “the New World,” it showed a map of the Americas, and repeatedly referred to Indians. Really misleading by the author.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

Textbook writers are idiots sometimes

About 1/3 of the answers in my math textbook were wrong in 8th grade.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 25, 2012 6:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Try unschooling!

Primary sources are the way to go.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

They don’t list the primary source. Pisses me off. Anthropology doesn’t have footnotes!

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I forgot

Anthropology uses fucking APA… while History uses Chicago. I hate Chicago style though.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:36 PM EST up reply actions  

This was like 3 eternals ago. Doctrine of Double Effect.

Same principle between the coal miner dilemma and doctor cutting people up dilemma that I posed some time ago.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

That was bullshit...

I’d just kill everybody and eat their flesh.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Just the flesh

You are denying yourself some very vital nutrients there brother

by Two Nickels on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

exactly

the liver, the eyes, the heart. So much deliciousness to consume

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

True.. Maybe I'll take their bone marrow...

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you!

I pissed all over that principle!

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Jan 26, 2012 11:42 PM EST up reply actions  

yes, yes.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck?

I would say after WWII.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 2:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm doing my best

but I can only educate 120 students a year!

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 24, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Why the hell are we shunning Tebowism? TAKE IT BACK AND APOLOGIZE TO TEBUS NOW.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 1:08 PM EST reply actions  

Cause im god bitch ass!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:15 PM EST up reply actions  

So you’re shunning your golden boy now that he lost in the playoffs? Damn God, you’re kind of an asshole.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 1:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yus God only supports winners

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Double LOL

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:21 PM EST reply actions  

Hahah

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 1:27 PM EST reply actions  

Why is the kid so calm?!?!?!?!?!?!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Nothing to see here move along, move along

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 1:30 PM EST up reply actions  

.......

I dont think they can win that case. How was he supposed to know he was sterile if he was under the impression he has fathered kids?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 1:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Was anybody confused by BIBTD pictures of all of us?

I got a few but didn’t get mine and a couple of other people.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 24, 2012 2:27 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah he did that before

They usually don’t make any sense.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 2:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

trying to figure out

why i was a chick. Hmmmmm…should I be offended?

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 3:30 PM EST up reply actions  

if it is any

consolation… he made you HOT lol

by Two Nickels on Jan 24, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Rec

lolololololololololololololololololololololololo

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 24, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m dying.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Epic win sir!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope. Maybe because you are an asshole? No?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Just saw this again and went to rec it

tturned out I did the first time lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Get em

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions  

ROFL

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Awww shit!

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Jan 26, 2012 11:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You didnt read the caption...

Guess I’m going to pay the toll….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Caption smaption!

That was the only picture you could find with that caption?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the fucking Internet

I just picked it because I thought it was funny.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Whoa there killer!

Somebody piss in your cap’n crunch this morning?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 9:07 PM EST up reply actions  

It got to the point that I just grab random pictures off google

Didn’t want people to feel left out….

Plus the thread was slow. Why the fuck not?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Prince Fielder signs with the Tigers for 214 million and I’m struck with two thoughts.

1. I should have played baseball.

2. I fucking hate baseball, the system they’ve got in place is just sickening and unfair. It is completely biased towards big market teams and small market teams are just screwed over. Fuck baseball.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 3:09 PM EST reply actions  

Yep my sentiments

exactly. It is nothing but ridiculous how money is thrown around with some of the teams. There is ways to actually beat that or at least making them competitive with the likes of statistics.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 3:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Every once in a while a team will rise up through good scouting/coaching like the Tampa Bay Rays, and to a lesser extent my beloved Atlanta Braves dodges batteries, but once their good players go to free agency they get jacked by a big money team. It’s frustrating.

Shady McCoy: Franchise records or GTFO
Go Dawgs!

#TeamKuechly

by KeepSwinging on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true

but its far and few between. Speaking of baseball I hope my effing Dodgers get bought by someone with some goddamn financial sense and can bring the team back to being a prominent franchise. I hear Cuban is in on the bid as is Torre with a group.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Really?

Crap, I want Cuban to buy the Braves. The corporation that owns us now sucks. They don’t give a shit about the team, they just want their money. Frank Wren is the only thing keeping us competitive. I miss Ted Turner as the owner.

Shady McCoy: Franchise records or GTFO
Go Dawgs!

#TeamKuechly

by KeepSwinging on Jan 24, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

So that’s why the Braves were always on TBS… Never really paid attention to who owned the teams when I was younger.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

SPITS SUNFLOWER SEEDS

Shady McCoy: Franchise records or GTFO
Go Dawgs!

#TeamKuechly

by KeepSwinging on Jan 25, 2012 12:42 AM EST up reply actions  

I was listening to Mike and Mike today

They were making the case that baseball has more parody than football because of number of championships won. This right here proves that isnt true. The Rays, Twins, A’s (to name a few) all had 0 shot at any of the big name free agents this year. In football every team in theory has a chance at FAs. I think MLB would be much fairer if they put in a Salary Cap otherwise all teams like the Twins, Rays and Brewers, A’s do is produce great players that they cant use. Doesnt seem right.

by Mr.electric10 on Jan 24, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Baseball is full of parody...

Look at the marlins. They made the Indians from the beginning of the movie Major League look like the Babe Ruth Yankees. Now if we are talking about PARITY is another story altogether. Baseball is the have’s, the have not’s and the I hit the lotto’s.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 5:29 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Never forget.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

RIP.

The first baseball team I saw live. Could get tickets for $12 back in the day. Vlad Guerrero and Ugueth Urbina…

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I was on the Expos

during my little league years.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I love how the Phillies become one of the big money teams. Once they get a tv deal we'll start running shit.

OT
I just noticed that Oakland took two of Philly’s Best sports teams, the Warriors and The Athletics.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 5:04 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hahaha

So glad I’m a Yankees fan.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

(this is where the batteries belong)

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 5:21 PM EST up reply actions  

ha I was born 5 minutes from Shea stadium, but I still don’t like the Mets

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 26, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Mets get new owners yet or what?

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Jan 26, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Ha I wish

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 27, 2012 12:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree, it's pathetic

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 12:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Awww

My meme isn’t on this thread…D:

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 24, 2012 3:33 PM EST reply actions  

Yeah you need

To make another one as I am not sure the of rules of recycling a newly made meme so fast.

by Two Nickels on Jan 24, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

NSFW...just a little to get started

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 3:39 PM EST reply actions  

.

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

First one is who?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

random chick

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:07 PM EST up reply actions  

finally a boob gif page instead of ass

#DontfuckupJuan
Come on Andy

Shady McCoy is Still Dirty

Ravens 4 SB '12

by rohan915 on Jan 24, 2012 11:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Since a lot of people know about History

I have a huge test on Victorian America, Industrial Revolution and Labor Originzations (AP US History)

Did anyone hear take AP US in High School (please say yes cause Im fucked for this test)

by Mr.electric10 on Jan 24, 2012 4:16 PM EST reply actions  

Que Anthro

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 24, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Didn’t take AP History, took a UConn “Early College Experience” class instead. Also my knowledge of history comes to a dead halt around 1880. Sorry!

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

I like the bait, though.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

What's she eating?

A cracker?

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 5:05 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Who cares? She could be eating human flesh and she’d still be hot.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 24, 2012 5:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Amen!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 5:31 PM EST up reply actions  

How about scat like two girls and one cup?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Your welcome

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit

You are welcome.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude really?

I just ate dinner you fucker!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you say dinner?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:11 PM EST up reply actions  

I took AP US History. 3 years ago. Don’t remember a thing.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 24, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Yay!

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

I took IB History in High School. IB is like AP but more writing based.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

We didn't go that much into details about those two stuff

but we talked about the rise of Progressivism and the rise of the labor organizations in response to bad working conditions but that really it.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 24, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

if you're gonna be fucked anyway

copy word for word the industrial revolution speech from Billy Madison if there is an essay question.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 5:17 PM EST up reply actions  

helpful sites...maybe?

http://testprep.sparknotes.com/testcenter/ap/history/

http://www.sparknotes.com/flashcards

http://www.cliffsnotes.com/study_guide/U-S-History-I.topicArticleId-25073.html

they might give you what you need, especially the flash cards

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 5:23 PM EST up reply actions  

If you have an iPhone/itouch/iPad download the app called flash cards.

My cousin uses it all the time and he says it helps.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 5:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Yeah

It wasn’t very hard for AP.

Also isn’t Victorian America like an oxymoron?

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 12:20 AM EST up reply actions  

This is ya boy, Eatdatpussy fo-fo-fahve....

has anybody ever listened to this dude on youtube? Just found him today and its awesome.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 4:20 PM EST reply actions  

he is god

He is the most insightful commentator about the eagles

by Mr.electric10 on Jan 24, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

lol for real

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

We talk about him every time the Eagles lose because his vidoes when they lose is fuckin hilarious.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 24, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

If we ever lose in the superbowl

I think he might have a heart attack after destroying his house and yelling at his mom.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 5:07 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Mom!!!!!!!!!!!!! Meatloaf!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 5:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Eatdatpussy is a fucking wizard

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 24, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Aha yes, we follow each other on twitter so that’s pretty cool.

by ILL Eagle on Jan 24, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously can we get him on BGN

I think some have tried but it’s about time we get him

by KevinEagles on Jan 24, 2012 10:54 PM EST up reply actions  

OMG...

Imagine the battles we’d have.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

link to his youtube page?

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I'd fuck him up...

Like he can rage all he wants but I’d still beat the fucking shit out of him…. Also he disrespects his mother so I’d have more reason to hurt him.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

He has to be like 300 + pounds. All he has to do is sit on you.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

So what? I'm 225...

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

This is why you’re a dumb fuck.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Big words from such a small boy.

I’d like to compare IQ’s with you one day, but I’d probably have to confiscate all sharp objects, rope and guns from you afterwards.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Another perfect example. Big words? None of them were any bigger than 5 letters and I did that just for you.

Don’t you have someone to go obliterate? Lolol. You’re a good for nothing schmuck.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Not big words as in length or size..

Lmao, good for nothing schmuck? Yeah we’ll see about that.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I guess we will. All you do is talk big talk around here and you’ve never done anything to back it up. WIth the way you talk about yourself you make me wonder how you aren’t king of the world yet. And you’re kind of a huge douche bag.

Pro Tip: Stop threatening to beat everyone’s ass, it makes you look juvenile. You think you can beat people up. Guess what? Nobody here gives a damn about it and even if you can, that is probably one of the most inconsequential skills you could possibly have. Congrats, you can beat people up! That’s really going to do so much for you!

Don’t you have some suicidal girl to go look after or something?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

lol dude you need to learn to laugh shit off

Pro Tip: If someone shares something with a ggroup of people on the internet they prolly dont care if you take low blows at them like a lil bitch. Im guessing Wild Eagle doesnt care that you said that. And I am no longer bothered by my suicide attempt. At least not bothered enough to mind when some kid who thinks he is hot shit, because…….well who the hells knows, wants to pop of in an argument.

The only person you bothered was LT with the funeral comment. SO congrats you irritated an idiot

But then again I guess I deserved it. I implied you werent a mature adult oooooo so hurtful.

Just letting you know since you’re so worried about what makes people look juvenile.

Love Uda your bestest best friend

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 2:18 AM EST up reply actions  

Oh please. Don’t even defend that dickhead, he’s scum.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 2:47 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Im not defending him

Im just saying Pot shots are cool!!!!!!!
You get real riled up for such an egotistical person

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Cute, if I'm scum and you act exactly as I do then what does that make you?

Because take a look at everything, you and I are a lot alike whether you choose to accept it or not is your issue.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:58 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I’ll be honest, I want to do many things, I’ve planned on doing many things, I’m just trying to find out what my profession is going to be and once I choose I’ll work to be the best at it… And like anybody that is young those plans change a lot over a considerably short time.

Also, you seem to have some kinda sense of false superiority you should stop with that. You do it with everybody and trump around like like a pompous ass who tries this whole “I insult with class” bullshit whenever you disagree with somebody (or they disagree with you).

Not to mention that we’re both very hot headed, you can deny the truth all you want but it doesn’t change the facts.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Uda, don't defend me bro. I don't need it.

Little man up there just like to have everybody think he’s smart.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:57 PM EST up reply actions  

...

Love HawaiianGreen your bestest best friend 2.0

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 26, 2012 3:39 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

The

Orange one has a nasty looking left cross lol

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 9:11 AM EST up reply actions  

This is getting good. *pulls up a chair

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 2:41 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

x

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

...

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 2:49 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:00 PM EST up reply actions  

image fail?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 3:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit.

Thunder dome not Techno dome. Damn TMNT.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Magic popcorn

she ties to eat that one kernel but yet she cannot consume it… kinda like Sisyphus lmao

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

So what? Where did you go to school?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He went to Los Angeles City College. But in his defense he had to serve in the Korean war right after high school

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

When you're going to make fun of someone for going to community college

You might want to make sure you actually go to a good college.

Oh, and I never went to college. I’ve been working since I was 16 and before you say something about that, I’m more successful now than you ever will be in your entire life.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

What is the secret to your success?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:29 PM EST up reply actions  

bad ass movies

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

zing!

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

The mafia.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 3:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I got really lucky with investments.

And it helps owning 3 diners plus one in Greece.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:36 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Learning Spanish and French seems more appealing.

Trust me. People who believe that going to college guarantee more money is stupid.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

College is pointless. If you know what you’re doing then you’ll make money. My dad taught me everything about investing and owning a business from the day I turned 10. I think I turned out pretty well.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:42 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It depends on what you want to do in life and you’re character. Some people are not good managers and good people persons

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Couple Things:

-Oh, so you have no room to be talking.
-And I’m glad you can see the future. Who are you to tell me that you’re more successful than I will ever be?
-Oh and for the record, does it really matter what college I’m attending? I go to UNLV because it’s cheaper because of in state tuition and because my parents saved money through a state organization that I wouldn’t have been able to use had I gone to an out of state college. Does it really matter that I go to UNLV when I’m testing better than 93% of students in the country? I don’t think so. One of my professors told me that I should be studying at Stanford. So please, stop insinuating that I’m stupid because I go to UNLV.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Brothers.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No, we are not. I am realistic, I’m just a kid at college who likes Politics and the Philadelphia Eagles. I have a general direction to my life at this point but I have no idea how I will end up. I’d like to think I’m going somewhere with my life but who really knows.

Wild_Eagle on the other hand thinks he is going to go and be wildly successful simply because he wants to be.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

All of you brag and act like experts

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I want to see how confident you are when you graduate from college and you can’t find a job right away. Both of you are 19-20, immature and you believe that you can do anything.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Been 7 months...

and still cant get a job. Sure I’ve been on several interviews but they later put a hiring freeze.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

The thing is that W_E and d-jack are in the phase when they think they are smarter than everyone else.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

I was like that once

then I learned that I didn’t know jack shit plus a lot of the stuff I learned was wrong. Plus there will always someone smarter than you in certain things because they put more time in it. i.e. BBI and medical school, Mapost1 and weed etc.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

It funny, the more you learn the more you realize that you don’t know anything.

I thought I was the shit after Calc 2.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You fucker.

I’m taking Calc 2 right now and I’m fucked because I took Calc 1 3 years ago.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 AM EST up reply actions  

That's not true. I don't think I'm smarter than everybody else,

I realize that everybody has their strengths and weaknesses and that some people may be amazing at math or fixing a car but can’t read and write.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Honestly, I'll likely have to wait to find a job, I know this.

It’s very hard to get a job after college.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m going to be wildly successful because everything I’ve applied myself to and worked for has turned out very well for me. I’m going to be wildly successful because I’m a good person who helps people. I’m going to be successful because I will outwork and outdo everybody to become the best at WHATEVER I choose to do.

It’s a simple fact, I’ve never failed to meet a goal I set for myself so why would I start when it means the most?

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

d-jack

why does unly suck at football its in las vegas cant they be at least 8-5 or something

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider Stay humble in victory respect all fear none and finish larry soprano

by j-man on Jan 27, 2012 8:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Oddly

I have kind of come to the same conclusion to a degree

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Haha, we're very similar but we're not the same person...

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

This is the same shit your doing hahaha
stop insinuating that I’m stupid because I go to UNLV.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I never insinuated he was stupid because he went to UNLV,

I don’t have a care in the world where he gets his degree from.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

hit up honkey

not talking to you smh

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 27, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

If you're so smart why didn't you apply for scholarships?

And I do have room to talk. I had already gotten accepted to Carnegie Mellon, Northwestern, and the Univerisity of Pennsylvania when I dropped out of high school.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

then why drop out?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, I gotta say that dropping out of school (or making the argument that your undergraduate college makes any sort of difference in your success in life) kinda negates the “I’m smart” thing.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really

Plenty of very smart and successful people have dropped out

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Gates...

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Bill Gates didn’t exactly start off impoverished.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

true.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Can people stop calling him “Clint”? I keep thinking of the word “clit” for some reason

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Notorious B.I.G.

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Sure, but it’s not a smart decision. Most people don’t do well. When Clint explained below it made more sense, bu dropping out is rarely a “wise” choice.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Not smart based on what?

Maybe the school has nothing to offer you. and not in a your so arrogant way in a you just have what you need already

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

But from high school? Its hard to make a career without a college degree nowadays, nevermind a HS diploma.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You're right.

If I didn’t have a business to take over, I would have been fucked. You definately need a college diploma if you want to work for somebody. The only time you don’t is if you plan to run your own business.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It worked out great for you; sounds like your dad was a great teacher. But yeah, it rarely works out for people. I had smart friends throw away opportunities, its sad to watch.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Give them to me damn it.

:)

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I'm glad everything worked out for you.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

or you couldn't afford it.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Again, high school? HS should be free, or at least almost free. And parents have a responsibility to pay for any costs that you would encounter at that age.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

No, college.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Oprah...

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:47 PM EST up reply actions  

My dad got sick and wanted me to run the diner

Instead of him selling it out of the family.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:43 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Ohhh okie dokie

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

That may end up happening to me with my moms shop.

She may need Chemo and won’t be able to work for at least a year…

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it sucks

Hopefully she’ll get better bro.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 27, 2012 7:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Cool.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

You guys are full of shit. W_E, d-jack, etc.. Face it, we’re all users because we’re on a fucking Eagles blog not talking about the fucking Eagles

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

losers*

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Thank You

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:49 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I applied for scholarships.

I had all but 5k a semester covered through Scholarships and Fin Aid but my family didn’t have the money to help and any job I would’ve gotten wouldn’t have covered it.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Wow

I scored in the top .8% of the nation on the sat and I dont have anywhere near the ego that you do djack. You and W_E both need to cool it.

Me Gusta Los Eagles

by RanjeethR on Jan 26, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

i don’t even like w_e that much but he doesn’t bother me nearly as much as he does to you.

Me Gusta Los Eagles

by RanjeethR on Jan 26, 2012 7:09 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re o.k usually

But they do get annoying sometimes when they make up stories, brag, act like experts and start arguments.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Ahhh :( I see how it is...

LOL, at least you show respect, and I try and show you respect, that’s all that needs to happen here.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

way to push the stereotypes. You disappoint me

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

whoops haha

Me Gusta Los Eagles

by RanjeethR on Jan 26, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

1550 on the SATs

got accepted into med school right out of high school. How’s that for stereotypes, bitchezz

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:49 PM EST up reply actions  

when did you take the sats?

isn’t 1550 bad nowadays?

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

1550 out of 1600

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:56 PM EST up reply actions  

ahh okay

you could have done better…

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate the writing portion

I like to take my time and write. That piece of shit forces you to write a coherent thesis in 25 mins. Not my style.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I love the essay portion.

hated the actual writing section. Thankfully, mine was the last year it didn’t really hold much weight for the programs I applied to.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine was back in 07...

which I think hold more weight due to trying to prove a point. That shit killed my scores because I take my time to think to formulate an argument not rush. Fuck that portion.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:04 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm a natural writer. I love that stuff.

It sounds dumb, but I write for fun, I have a small book of short stories, poems, letters that I’ve written.

I was terrible at math. I’m good at Biology, but I was terrible at chemistry, physics, math…I was ridiculously bad at organic chemistry. Odd since I’m becoming a doctor, but I’m good at talking to people, making them feel comfortable, and I’m good at reasoning shit and memorization. So I’ll be able to hang on to that lol.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll admit that researching is my strongest point because I do it every day.

Writing… not so much.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

I loathe research.

Lab research, clinical research. Fuck that shit. Nobody appreciates what they do more than me, cause I did it for three years….but fuck that, I ain’t doing it no more.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I really wish I could get over my insecurity

in my writing. I can get the ideas and theories down but I think people hate reading my stuff.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

just man up and go for it. If you get bad reviews from people

ask for constructive criticism and hone your work. If you want to do something, can’t expect it to be perfect without practice, right?

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

You know constructive criticism

over here is “o”

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

if you ask for constructive help, then maybe they won’t?

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I should repost

Safety Rules again….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 5:50 AM EST up reply actions  

I disliked both haha

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 27, 2012 12:52 AM EST up reply actions  

?

How did you get into med school after high school?

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

7-year BS/MD combined degree program.

Had to maintain something like a 3.3 and had to take the MCAT (score didn’t count), and got a guaranteed acceptance into med school. I had to interview with the med school as a senior in hs tho.

Got my BS in Bio in 3 years instead of 4. It was nice cause got to chill in college and not worry about grades, and got take classes I wouldn’t otherwise have been able to.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

That exactly what I am doing after my final year in HS

Me Gusta Los Eagles

by RanjeethR on Jan 27, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Weak BBI

Weak

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 27, 2012 12:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, all my Muslim and Middle Eastern buddies got accepted

for Med school right out of high school lol…

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

SAT and ACT doesn't prove intelligence.

just proves you did well on the SAT and ACT. That’s it.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Whatever you say that makes you happier

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:14 PM EST up reply actions  

What? I think you are asking the wrong person.

Alright, let ask around. What is intelligence?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:16 PM EST up reply actions  

The ability to convince a girl to have sex with you

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions  

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:17 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Bastard.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

intelligence

is the ability to comprehend and react to a problem. Higher intelligence means you comprehend and react to that problem faster.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 26, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree. I can do the comprehend part but I just can’t do it under pressure and under strict time constraints. :(

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I would say that is knowledge.

Let say you were learning a guitar A major and D major. At first, you would go slow because you don’t have any experience with the new skill. It gets faster what you gains more experience doing it.

I would say intelligence is using knowledge and creating a new way of doing something.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Intelligence is the usage of knowledge

to adapt to your current situation and bring about success…whatever “success” means in that particular instance.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Similar to what I wrote.

I should had stuck with Bio-medical Engineering… :(

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

That doesn't even make sense

when they were created for that purpose.

Me Gusta Los Eagles

by RanjeethR on Jan 26, 2012 7:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I guess he’s saying that the SATs don’t measure “knowledge”. The questions they ask deal with Algebra 2 and down.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I mean it isn't like a person cannot learn skills later on.

If you notice most research is dealing with children or older adults. Many Americans believe what you do at age 5 is what you become later in life. Case in point… Talented and gifted programs which creates a divided between “normal” kids and “exceptional” kids.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I agree with you on early development. But SATs are taken in high school when the student is almost at adulthood

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah but people develop in different rates.

Some people are late bloomers and others peak too early. If anything it shows what is wrong with schools. Bad school teach to the test while good schools don’t need to.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Think of it like the NFL combine.

certain skills can help a student transfer their skills into the college level… doesn’t mean he will succeed. It doesn’t factor mental health, financial, work ethics etc. Only thing good about the SAT is that it shows some people have the work ethic to study for the test which essential in college.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't really have that much of an ego anymore...

I never have, I always sucked in English but excelled in Math and Science so I was level headed…

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Serious question

Why is everyone so obsessed with tests? I score high in every test I take seriously, sometimes even when I’m not but that doesn’t make me any smarter than anyone else. They are not very good indicators of intelligence.
P.S.
Clint since you said it, I now have to be more successful than you in life,lol

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 26, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Someone agrees with me.

but it’s self worth kinda like some people value shoes as a sign of wealth.

You think tests are bad, asked someone who has multiple degrees. Now that is a pissing contest.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:09 PM EST up reply actions  

nobody should be.

The only reason why people are obsessed is because it gives a quantifiable number to something.

It’s like profootballfocus. At the end of the day, its a bunch of dudes that sit down, look at plays, and then if they like what they see, they give it a number…and we all eat it up, when our eyes look at the same thing.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Not gonna happen...

lol the only reason i said that was because I knew he’s say some smart ass remark.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 9:33 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Honestly I don't care what college you go to..

I only go to a community college because I had to give up my scholarships other places so I could stay home after my family hit a really bad rough patch and it became financially impossible to go anywhere…. And you have teachers saying you should be studying at Stanford while I have them telling me I need to be at Harvard.

We’re the same fucking person, just accept it and move on.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn I missed this but still...

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jan 27, 2012 1:23 AM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Um where should I start.

(1) Yes, I use to tell people I’d fight them here, but that hasn’t happened in a really long time so you can just let that go and leave it be.

(2) Yes, I do compare with you buddy. Say what you will about me but I’m very intelligent and while I don’t show it all the time I’d be happy to fax you the report that the Seminole County Public schools wrote about how I had the highest IQ of anybody my age when I took the test. You may not realize it but I may be one of the smartest people that you’re every going to talk to and I do make for some very good conversation and if you’d get your head out of your ass then you’d realize that.

(3) No you’re not really affecting me there, I’d suggest trying to attack me through another route. My ex has issues, my ex texts me every week saying she’s going to kill herself and has tried 2-3 times. But since you want to go there I’ll tell you what I’ve done… When she tried to kill herself right around thanksgiving I drove up to Auburn to make sure she was ok, that’s a 748 mile trip one way from my address to the hotel I was going to stay at, yes I drove 7-9 hours to make sure a girl I wasn’t even dating was going to be ok. The 3rd time she did it we met halfway to talk about it, half way is right around the Tallahassee area which is a good 4-5 hrs, once we sat down for like an hour I drove home. The 4th time it happened I called her and told her she had to stop.. The 5th time I just straight up ignored her because at that point it’s past a cry for help she just wanted attention…. I’ve paid for her therapist bills and I’ve paid for her medication not because I feel like I have to but because I actually do care for the well-being of others more than the average person you’d run into and partly because I will do anything to help a friend.

(4) I know you wouldn’t say it to my face, you definitely wouldn’t say it with much confidence… Trust me I’m a scary looking guy and I’ve seen people like you cower at less scary dudes and there’s nothing wrong with that… And no I wouldn’t fight you, I prefer a challenge, I’d just end up laughing at you and letting you just make a fool of yourself. I’ve gotten away from the violence lately, I have way to much on the line as far as job and school opportunities and I just simply don’t have to use my hands that often anymore because people know what I can do and people know that I’m a nice guy so issues have been getting solved more diplomatically recently which is how I’d like to keep it.

You do have growing up to do, I’ve grown up more in the last 3-4 months than you probably have in the last year and you’ll eventually hit the point where you’re going to have to grow up…

I’ve gotten my dose of reality, I know I have to watch myself at this point I’m the one taking care of my family because my mother has cancer, my dads checked out because of it and so I have to take care of my little sister while supporting my brother in NC because he can’t find a job there… I’m working 2 jobs and going to school full time pulling straight A’s. You can say what you will about this, you can take all the shots you want at me but some little punk ass bitch trying to act smart on the internet isn’t going to affect me right now especially since I have other more important things to worry about like taking care of my family or how I’m gonna make sure my brother eats while he’s at school…

To be perfectly honest I find this hilarious, I love arguing with you because you’re dead ass wrong about me and you try so hard to get it right. You can say whatever you want, infact I invite you to because the 10-15 seconds it takes to me read your “insults” takes me away from the reality I have to face on a daily basis… Do us both a favor, just shut the fuck up and leave it be.

Also just to show how stupid this all is when I said I’d fight that dude on youtube it was a joke, I didn’t say it out of any true intentions or with any seriousness, I did it to provide a little bit of entertainment for those around us.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:09 PM EST up reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 5:58 PM EST reply actions  

I had an ex who insisted that we watch that movie. I thought it was just supposed to be some cute family movie. Then, the dog died.
I’ll admit that I called her a bitch and asked her what the fuck was wrong with her.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 6:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Spoiler alert.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:19 PM EST up reply actions  

An old man and his old wife are in their honeymoon hotel room for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry.” Then, as the wife undressed, she asked, “What are you thinking now?” He replied, "It looks as if I did a pretty good job.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 6:06 PM EST reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 6:17 PM EST reply actions  

Hmm Shay Maria

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jan 24, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I think I'm in love...

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm digging the look with the glasses

My reaction was similar to this:

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You are a good man

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

You should've posted a disclaimer dammit:

Eye Bleach necessary

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jan 24, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

for some pics to be exact

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jan 24, 2012 6:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Say what?

I think she has equaled Ms. Alba on my hot list.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 6:53 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

As long as the poon isn’t packing a set a teeth I’m ok with some scars.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Heres more of her

http://thechive.com/2010/03/09/i-always-wondered-who-this-chick-was-15-photos/?obref=obinsite

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 12:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Might not be SFW

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by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 6:19 PM EST reply actions  

I had to watch the video to see the big fuss....

good watch lol

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jan 24, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

That dog gon’ hunt?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 6:54 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hell yeah

I might buy a couple more. It says it’s good to have them in a group because they still have the pack mentality since you know they’re half wolf.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 6:59 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

yeah

that’ll make it easier for them when they turn on you and revert back to natural instincts.
lol

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 24, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

No they'll protect me.

If a robber ever breaks into my house he’ll be torn to shreds.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:01 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

True

Scene:

Wolf dog A and his buddies step to Clint

“who’s the alpha now bitch??!!” says wolf dog A.

Clint running, wolves chasing.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Cue the gif of the dog humping the guy.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 8:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

They’ll protect me from danger and will come hunting with me.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:18 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

LOL

this is one of the best responses EVER BWAHAHAHAHAHA

by Two Nickels on Jan 25, 2012 8:50 AM EST up reply actions  

looks like a young grey wind or summer

by Manoovi on Jan 26, 2012 5:07 AM EST up reply actions  

Am I the only one who isn’t into fake boobs?
I would truly prefer a small, natural A to a fake C. Am I alone on this?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 7:02 PM EST reply actions  

Maybe not an A but I'd rather have real than fake.

If the girl goes to a god plastic surgeon you can’t even tell they’re fake.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 7:09 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I’m not against fakes but I prefer the real thing.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:00 PM EST up reply actions  

She could

save world hunger with those tits.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

I think she is smuggling midgets in her shirt

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s not midgets, just one full grown guy sideways.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 24, 2012 9:26 PM EST up reply actions  

I'll take fake C's over a real A.

probably over a real B too.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends for me when it's that close.

But I’d still take the real ones probably.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 8:22 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

+1

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 24, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

So would I

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 9:16 PM EST up reply actions  

coozy kitten

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:56 PM EST reply actions  

cozy

Edit

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Fixed.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:04 PM EST up reply actions  

.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:03 PM EST reply actions  

Love them asses

Who’s looking at the face?

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:54 PM EST up reply actions  

3rd one looks derpish

but my god would I do things, nasty things, to Adriana Lima.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 9:14 PM EST reply actions  

I’d motorboat the hell out of the 3rd ones cans.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 9:17 PM EST up reply actions  

got to be the entire package, bro.

Could have the softest, most wonderful tits, but if she ain’t gonna match with a nice face, game over.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST up reply actions  

To each his own

If the body is a 9 and the face is a 7, I can work with that.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Unless she has a nice ass. Then you don’t have to look at her face when you’re banging her.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:31 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

come on. Her face isn’t great but it’s still ok.

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by tst29 on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Face > Body in my book. I’ll take a girl with a really cute face but small ass and boobs than a girl with a bad face and big ass and boobs

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by Djax10 on Jan 24, 2012 9:35 PM EST up reply actions  

It depends for me.

There’s a limit to how small the ass/boobs can be if she has a nice face.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:47 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Why not? No one likes a butterface.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Wouldn't mind sliding safely into it

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 10:45 PM EST up reply actions  

If only we could see the face

Yoga pants….check!
Crotch rocket…check!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 9:20 PM EST reply actions  

...

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 24, 2012 9:32 PM EST reply actions  

Anyone here hunt?

I love it. I’m gonna go for the big 5 soon. I can’t wait.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 9:45 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

I love Chive

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 9:53 PM EST reply actions  

The president said that Washington is broken. Viva la revolucion.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 10:11 PM EST reply actions  

At least he said he'll stop all the bullshit tax cuts.

Whether that actually happens is another discussion.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 24, 2012 10:19 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

New creation. Funny? Thoughts? Suggestions for new ones?

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RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 24, 2012 10:48 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

You add a small bugs bunny coming out of a rabbit hole with the caption “Kill the wabbitt! Kill the wabbit!! Kill the wabbit!!”

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 24, 2012 11:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Who Enjoyed the State of the Union?

#DontfuckupJuan
Come on Andy

Shady McCoy is Still Dirty

Ravens 4 SB '12

by rohan915 on Jan 24, 2012 11:20 PM EST reply actions  

This is amazing.

http://www.ted.com/talks/theo_jansen_creates_new_creatures.html

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 24, 2012 11:40 PM EST reply actions  

Its cool but whats the point?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 24, 2012 11:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I worry about the future of this planet



And then theres the idiot here at UNC who pour an entire fifth of Vodka into a humidifier and got alcohol poisoning and died. Smh

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 12:05 AM EST reply actions  

Would that even

work by pouring voka into your eye? LOL what idiot would think and try that?

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 25, 2012 12:31 AM EST up reply actions  

Apparently

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1278583/Young-people-drinking-neat-vodka-EYE-quick-buzz.html

The tampon one boggles my mind. I imagine that would sting like a bitch.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 12:35 AM EST up reply actions  

NEVER GOING TO DO EITHER

But I can’t see how you will get drunk when you shove a Vodka tampon up your butt.

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 25, 2012 1:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Screw people and their idiot fads.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 AM EST up reply actions  

One less idiot in the world

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 25, 2012 9:57 AM EST up reply actions  

Wooo

One less gas attendant..

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions  

You have no idea how many essays I grade where the student is using “text talk.” It is so infuriating, because I tell them everyday not to use it. Still, they hand in their term papers and I see things like, “Mary Warren failed 2 C the pain she was causing others,” “Abigail and John r still hiding their tension,” etc.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Bugs the shit out of me, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard worse...

my sister used to be a grad assistant… one of her students sent her paper via phone. Imagine how god awful that was…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

A girl got mad at me because I gave her half credit on her term paper. She wrote it in pencil. I told her she could type it and I would give her full credit, but she refused.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I can see how that would be frustrating.

especially if it was a well written paper besides that fact

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you work in a inner city school

or a rich neighborhood? Sounds weird that kids are doing this!

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Mostly middle class. All students have access to the computers in the lab, not to menton the 4 days I gave them in the lab specifically to type the paper.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Awesome.

All I need to do is learn two more languages…..

I went to a poor school ( the county took our money and gave it to the private school which happens to be all white) and it looks like I turned out all right. I think in my case it was more me and unschooling then learning useless shit and taking multiple choice questions.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:47 PM EST up reply actions  

awesome. Aren’t you excited for parent teacher conferences?

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by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Always

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 6:06 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I cant believe this

I got lectured for grades in the 90s an 2000s
have fun dude

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Me too

I don’t know what happened in the 6 years since I graduated H.S, but parents seem more lenient on their kids and tougher on the teachers now. My mom never took my side if I got a bad grade.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Mine did once but that teacher got fired before my parents even said anything

But parents to busy tryna be their kids best friends.
I dont care if my kids hate me they wont be lil assholes

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:14 PM EST up reply actions  

My parents sure weren't

(Graduated HS last year)

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
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by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 12:26 AM EST up reply actions  

That’s pretty accurate. Parental and student responsibility are lacking.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 6:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep

but some teachers are stupid though. I didn’t bring any bad grades home though.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Once i almost wrote that in a paper and decided I wouldnt do it anymore

it still happens when im in a rush. But i text in English for the most part now

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

People actually do that?

It seems so dumb. I don’t mean to be condescending, but really? It’s like people who use Wikipedia exclusively for their homework.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

How are Tyga and Big Sean popular?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 9:53 AM EST reply actions  

How are the Kardashians and Paris Hilton popular?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 10:10 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

They’re both good…

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by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 1:33 PM EST up reply actions  

They’re garbage. How does that require any talent at all? “Rack city bitch. Rack, rack city bitch.” or “Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass. Ass.” What the hell? They’re perfect examples of what is wrong with rap today. Ugh, I hate them.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 1:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

This

Granted the beat on Dance (ASS) is bananas.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 1:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Ever been at the club for that song?

Grind central. Its awesome

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 2:01 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I've been married for 5 years, haven't been to a club in forever

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 2:12 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh.

Ya I knew that.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 2:14 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

I’ve never been to a club.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

That does not surprise me for some reason...

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 2:29 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 25, 2012 2:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Go it might help your female problem lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm..

they close one down and the other one always has shootings….

then when I was in college, you had to be 21 to go… so yeah.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Let me guess

you would invite anyone in your house. I don’t. Sketchy people out there.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Not at all

I live in NYC, I guess the amount of people I interact with on a daily basis is increased, thus throwing a “house” party for people I know would not require me to delve into the “anyone” bucket. That is what the doorman and security desk is for if I do not know you, chances are you are not getting into to see me.

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 10:43 AM EST up reply actions  

I told you this last time but it bears repeating; cafes, bookstores, grocery stores. At this point you might as well give internet dating a legitimate shot, it makes it way easier to get the conversation rolling knowing you can delete the person and never see them again. Just start trying something, because doing nothing isn’t gonna get you anywhere.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Internet dating… read and delete.. that’s all I get. I deleted my account.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Then you weren’t giving it a legitimate shot. Too picky, perhaps.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

I even tried the ones that I wasn't attracted to..

just to be friends. Nope…. so I’ve been like go to grocery, pick up shit, pay for it, leave.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Do you have a hobby

of some sort, perhaps joining a group of people with like-interest will help?

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 10:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Ample

Yet to find like minded people. I can easily find the folks who watch American Idol or a movie as their hobbies but that isn’t me. I can watch a movie time from time but it could never be a routine.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 11:05 AM EST up reply actions  

I guess "Hobby"

Could be taken as a pretty broad term, I guess like perhaps Art, Photography, Plays, Writing, Sports. Even through some of the reading material I pick up; as Anthro mentioned bookstores are GREAT places to find women. I work out and attend some events with my ABC brethren and meet some great people.

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 12:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy ish.

Because you said that I decided to go and play it on the Bose system and my goodness, the house shook.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Like anything mainstream music is better.

Either it is shit like Rebecca Black and Justin Beiber or it got over-commericalized ( Metallica, Pantera,)

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 2:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t give a shit if it requires talent as long as it sounds good, if anyone can make songs like that then why didn’t you do it, you’d be making millions. And they have way better songs than that, that’s just the radio shit

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by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Give anybody the producers they had and anyone can do it. That isn’t rap, that is bull shit swag talk.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Still though you can’t say they suck because of those songs, they have way better ones. And Rack City is pretty catchy and I like the beat, lol

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First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:02 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 5:38 AM EST up reply actions  

You’re picking 2 songs that they made, which are two of their weaker ones, and using them as examples. Both are pretty damn good, despite those songs which I admit are terrible.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

How fat is too fat? NSFW

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 10:17 AM EST reply actions   1 recs

.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:53 AM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Trolling 101

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

What’s wrong with any of them? Hell she might can cook a good breakfast for you.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 2:25 PM EST up reply actions  

1,2 & 3. Can cook my meals

But they ain’t getting nowhere near my bed.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 2:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Not even a blow job...

I heard fat chicks have good technique…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Fat chicks need love too...

Just not from me

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Question

Is it just me or girls usually blow up after 25… like they stop giving a shit about looking good.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s not age dependent, it’s relationship based. If they have a stable relationship then there is no need to maintain the outward appearance. She has a man.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck that.

So you are telling me that’s merely an act to entice a man? Nice hair, dress, shoes, fake personality…

Bachelorhood here I come.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Unless she has a tight group of like-minded, single girlfriends

Then she will keep up appearances to keep up with them. That’s why you’ve got to find a girl who looks great in sweats and no makeup. And IMO, most girls do look better that way.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

100% agreed

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 3:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Still searching….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

maybe

looking to hard? The dread of being alone can be overpowering sometimes but it jas to just happen. Seriously.

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Thinking to much is his problem

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

For serious

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Works with every thing else.

X +Y =Z

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Talking to chicks != everything else though

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Talking to chicks + time = lost of interest.

Talking to chicks + ignoring her+ being busy = gain of interest.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This comment embodies all of your problems

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Explain.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Defeated attitude right of the bat.
Talking to chicks + time = lost of interest.

Def not how it works. I dont know a single girl I can ignore and have her come running

Talking to chicks + ignoring her+ being busy = gain of interest.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:17 PM EST up reply actions  

I heard or I believe it comes off desperate. No one wants to be smothered to death.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

If you were from Texas I would swear you were my best friend Jason. You two are the exact same person.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

It only comes across that way

if you text and then are super quick with the response or text back after an hour of silence.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Igrnore

You can pull this off and have them begging you to stop ignoring them if you at first show interest and then withdraw…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 26, 2012 7:10 AM EST up reply actions  

If you can give me a set formula for picking up chicks

than you wouldnt have your problems would you

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Depends.

It’s case by case. What works for you wouldn’t work for me. I keep thinking it’s my height or my conversations, or skin color or my over- aggressiveness ( yes, I figure to act confident but apparently it comes off aggressive) but…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Stop this.
I keep thinking

girls have a sixth sense to that crap. If she can tell how hard you are thinking about this you wont be confident seeming

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s like my natural state. Hell, it’s hard to turn it off.. then I come off reserved.. woooo.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:16 PM EST up reply actions  

You are still doing it.

worrying about how you come across.
Making a list of the things wrong with you. Why would a girl want to bother with that? you keep under cutting yourself. No one wants to deal with someone who is constantly going to need validating

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Everyone wants to be validated… believe it or not.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Key word is Constant

Yes I LOVE having my ego fed. But I know how to feed it myself at the same time I dont need the girls to feed it.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

This

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

I can feed her my cock…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Dude stop

I’m 5’8" and black. I have had little issue with the ladies. It’s because I’m confident in myself. Bordering of arrogance.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

plus you been in the military.

Women love military guys…

okay, I’ll try to stop.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Meds. Get ’em. Take ’em.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Negative.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Never been in the service

Im an army brat who turned down west point.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Arrogance is fun!

have you ever told someone they are lucky to be graced by your presence

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I try to at least once a week! lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!

The reactions are great. My old coworker always responded with “Its not like I have a choice were forced to be here” hahaha

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

My ego is bullet proof now

quitting drugs=greatest decision of my life

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it to my girlfriend all the time

“You’re just lucky I’m even here.”

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Somehow that seems like a bluff you might not want her to call

hahaha

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

lol for real

Might want to check that one at the door

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

No, she calls it.

So then I start to leave and she starts telling me she was kidding and grabs my arm and asks me to stay.

But I am totally bluffing, lol.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok, you're doing it right then. lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Im going to start telling this to my professors at UCF

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I keep thinking it’s my height or my conversations, or skin color or my over- aggressiveness

Not true. Im shorter than you and black too. You just got to be confident, you down yourself too much

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

you know what I mean

In terms of what we believe as the perfect (or as close to perfect as one can get) form for a woman, its kinda obvious that the first 3 are too fat to fit that, and the last one is too muscular. What prevents the second to last one from achieving “perfection”?

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 25, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Tits too big? They look like implants.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell

Whats wrong with the muscular chick? As long as My biceps got her’s beat I’m cool… 2nd to last one is a winner.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

nah.....can't do muscular girls.

I might give it a fling or so, but I’m not going to allow somebody to tell me to workout all the time or what or what not to eat. I know what’s best for myself, and I feel like those types of girls (or at least most that work out a lot) are like that.

I get pissed at my friends too. I have a couple of ‘em that are gym rats. I go to the gym, workout like 3 times a week. They go everyday. I’m skinny, like 5’9 145 lbs, and hell, I like to indulge sometimes in some fatty food/unhealthy food. I’m a vegetarian and don’t eat much cheese or butter, and am more or less healthy according to my blood work. So I get pissed when their judgemental eyes look down at my taco bell and give little smirks of disapproval.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 25, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't give a shit if you workout or not

but the opposite happen to me. My fat friend wanted help working out. It’s hard as shit to work out with a 6’4 280 pounds guy when you are 5’8 170 pounds. Then he quits and want someone to motivate him. I try pushing him and he gets mad. After that I don’t go out my way to motivate someone.

You don’t even need to be ripped to be healthy. Half those guys don’t know what they are talking about.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I get it...

I’m 5’8" 215pds work out 5 days a week, I eat alot of protein and all but I drink like a fish and eat fatty foods, I’m italian and my wife is a Country Girl so those style of foods make it hard to keep a six pack.. and the beer.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Not everyone can have a 6 pack.

Even if I cut my body fat.. only a 4 pack would show. All that excess in protein is turning into fat. What your body doesn’t need either converts to fat or goes into the toilet.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Genes have alot to do with it..

We i was 4% body fat and wrestling I didnt have one, so I started doing weights with ab workouts, heavy, they pop through now even with my beer belly on from this long NFL season…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

That's what I was saying

I don’t have the genetics for a six pack. I think a lot people blame genes too much though. Like athleticism and skills…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes they do..

Genes are why I’m not fast, and damn you if you try and take that argument from me!

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope.

Motor skills tend to decline after age 30… yes, you can delayed the affect via exercise but no ones does that in our culture. I’m not sure if it’s due to misuse or neuron dying though. Neurogenesis is possible but scientists just realized that in 1999… so yeah. Your testosterone level drops after age 19-21 1 percent which makes muscle building slower when you get older.

Plus you probably work out your slow twitch muscle instead of your fast twitch muscles. Plyometrics can make any man or woman faster.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

I was just using the Gene thing has an excuse.. figured I was slow due more to alcohol women and the fact I hate running…

For some reason I love lifting, just makes me feel great.

Plyometrics are great and have alot of friends with awesome success using this training method, it’s probably just mental but since i stopped grappling I havent felt the need to work on speed and cardio.

I think the past 2yrs have to do with my 17 month old daughter, I just wanted to get ummm Yeah lets start building some hurting bombs!

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn

alcohol is like the kiss of death. It’s impairs neurons slowing you down.. so it’s speeding the break down in motor skills.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

Not about to quit drinking though..

Family history, my grandfather imigrant from Italy with his father came to NY State during prohibition made moonshine in the catskills(foothills).. Great grandpa and his brother were body builders, Great Grandpa got 6th place in Mr Olympia(48?)

Grandpa was in WWII vet

Father blue collar dry wall hanger

Me just living off there gene’s, ex-wrestler/grappler/ju-jitsu, lifting weights as a hobby. Not a nutritionist.

Theres family history.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:49 PM EST up reply actions  

*their

See alcohol kids

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

I see.

I’ve been interested in ambidextrous ( I would say quadridextrous but no one uses that word) for almost 7 years. I’ve been incorporating ambidextrous,bodybuilding, and other things. Problem is I don’t know many people interested in ambidexterity. All I get is “That’s cool, how you do that?”

So let me shoot you this question: is it noticeable that one of your biceps is bigger than the other?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Great question

Luckily for me I am ambidextrous… I box, wrestle(stances) surf, skate board, golf all left handed… I throw right, but I do isolated single armed curls twice a week(i throw in 3 sets on back day). But its true I know alot of people that have huge differences in their biceps.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:04 PM EST up reply actions  

How big are your biceps?

I’m just over 18", after doing arms about 19".

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:08 PM EST up reply actions  

15 1/2 - 16

Big enough for me.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats good

I was 15 before I went total heavy lifting, took almost 2yrs to get 3" added to them…

Plus I think i have like 40pds on you right? Whats your height and age?

I did this one work out(you probably know it) for 6 months i got huge gains off it called crazy 8s, put as much weight as you can on the machine preacher curl, do 8 reps with one are, 8 with the next(10 if the left is smaller) and then rip out 8(more if you can) with both arms.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:27 PM EST up reply actions  

5'8, 163 pounds and 22 years old.

Dj mention the Herschel Walker workout which I’ve been doing for a month. Plus I’ve been mixing in hindu squats and hindu push ups.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Herschel

Give me a heads up how that works out… maybe in 2 months from now how your feeling.

I got 52pds and 9yrs on you, I’m pretty sure by the time your 25 you’ll be ahead of me, as long as you keep it up and sounds like you will.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Well, he used to play for Eagles and Cowboys back in the 90’s and 80’s. He didn’t lift weights growing up.. so he used body weight exercises to grow strength.

Dj mentioned it to me and I thought it was bullshit because before I believe weight lifting is only way to build muscle. Then I realize there is two types of strength; functional and general strength.

With this workout, you do 1000 push ups , 1000 situps and running a day.

I broke it down to level of progression though. So right now I’m doing 300 push-ups and sit-ups a day. It helps with functional strength especially if you want to be a wrestler or boxer but not great if you want to put huge volume on your muscles. Herschel Walker looks great for being a 48 years old and he’s doing MMA right now.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Herschel

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I know all about him

And 1000/1000 is what we did 5 days a week for wrestling practice..

I listen to this radio talk show down here in south florida called Dan Lebatard show… he has done numerous shows talking about this, I just wonder because when I wrestled i was cutting not eating to gain since I was 119pd weight class…

I want to see if when taken in the proper calories and protein that you can actually have nice gains or not, herchel didnt life cause he was poor and had no gym or weights, I remember the interview with him on this before his match.

He also played for Giants, I went to bears game when he was playing for them in NY.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Plus he has borderline personality disorder

probably due to the brain damage from football.

That is what I’m working on though. I want to see how much I can gain until May.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Nice..

I’m seriously going to check in with you monthly on this… I just wonder how much actually bicep gain one can get off a pushup..

I know you will get tons of should back fore arms triceps and chest… I want to see actual bicep gains, I figure maintaining current size would work with push ups no problem.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Push ups works the triceps not biceps

Chin ups worked the biceps if you want to worked the biceps with body weight exercise.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Good call

I was wondering how that would go…

Guess you always have to do curls for the girls not matter what… But yea chin ups can fix that.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

wow. You are the black me.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 9:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Sweet

another vegetarian

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

I would love to date a chick who was a personal trainer

My biggest issue working out is motivation. If I had someone constantly around me who would push me, that would be awesome.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

The push to start is all you need..

Once you see big gains and changes in your body you’ll be self motivated, I felt just like you for a while. Confidence helps, so does the difference in females that come on to you once you make the changes.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

My problem is I got hurt

I screwed up my shoulder a few years ago and I got to the point where I couldn’t do anything lifting wise for 6 months. Once I took that time off I lost the desire to hit the weights.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Trust me I know the feeling..

I dislocated my shoulder and broke it right where it bows up and connects to the joint.. had to get 2 five inch pins placed in it was out of commision lifiting wise for 4 months, somtimes you just have to jump back in and train.. start real slow train all muscles at the same time dont skip any….

It takes patience..

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

shoulder injury? I have shoulder impingement thanks to dumbbell shrugs and bench press. Injury like that or a rotator cuff injury?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

AC joint arthritis and ligament damage

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

To continue...

Then I got married and my then wide wasn’t as active as I was and I could never convince her to run with me. So I stupidly stopped running as much to spend time with her. I’m slowly getting back into the groove though.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:57 PM EST up reply actions  

I get that

Take your own time, everyone is different nothing is cookie cutter when it comes to the human body, shocking my system did the trick for me though. And alot of anger…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah it's good to hear stories like that

I’m going whole hog into it now

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Wide wife? You can’t force people to do things. They have to want it. Read my story about my fat friend who wanted to lose weight above.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Ex but now wide yes

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 7:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Can she play MIKE?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Pussy is the only motivation

you need.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Not when you are already getting pussy...

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Theres always new pussy

And hotter pussy…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you.

Rub it in will you.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:01 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

You asked for it lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes but..

Rubbing it in can only commence when said rubber has shown evidence.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Besides

I’m trying to help you get the personal trainer chick..

Or at least get you to post some pics of her lol

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:05 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

And this is why I love this damn site!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Yea yall aint so bad..

Considering I’m a Giants fan.

Perferably have her doing squats…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Donkey kicks

or dive bomber push ups…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:23 PM EST up reply actions  

Donkeys fosho!

face down situps work well too…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

..

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

this

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Sb nation needs PMs

Some of y’all I would love to talk to off thr site

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 7:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats funny..

I was just wondering why they didnt have PM on here today at work…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Get the persons facebook then.

lol i got quite a few of the people from here. I even have anthro’s phone numbber

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 7:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Very true

I share one with my wifey though(in my 17month old daughters name), she’ll be like who the F is this…

Too much drama on Facebook as far as women in my case…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:34 PM EST up reply actions  

That is true.

Facebook is wack though especially when your friends talk about their kids or farmville.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol someone needs dif friends if farmville is still getting played

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 7:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Farmville no

But sooooo many stupid games, no offense if you play them.. I like keeping up to date with my out of state family members, since I’m in south florida.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol i dont

its easy to block the games
My grandma plays and putting up with invites about killed me

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Worst part is

I cant figure out how to block any of that on my blackberry!!

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

No shit.

I don’t want seem like a douche and just drop them. Usually they delete me though which actually takes the pressure off me. Some of them I don’t even know why I bother adding them. Nothing in common just mutual interests in college.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:42 PM EST up reply actions  

like Facebook?

haha.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 7:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Fcuk Facebook!

Hit me up on PSN or XBL.

Username on PSN is the same as this one, add a 1 at the end for XBL.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

i have ps3

djthekidd i am funtimes 72

okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider Stay humble in victory respect all fear none and finish larry soprano

by j-man on Jan 27, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup

The harder you work on yourself the better looking the females get that you attract… FACT.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 7:00 PM EST up reply actions  

25 days in...

So it’s been a month… so how is everyone’s new year resolution going ( I never make one)?

Lost any weight? Gain weight? Something else?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 10:19 AM EST reply actions  

Lost 10 pounds so far

Found 4 more.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 11:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Are you doing the Herschel Walker workout?

I’m trying to verify its effectiveness. So far so good. Apparently Bo Jackson did it and we saw how much a freak he was.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 11:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Not yet, mainly eating better and more cardio

I have arthritis in my ac joint and ligament damage in my shoulder, so no push ups for me right now.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 12:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't make resolutions

but after changing my diet I am down 25 lbs as of the weekend. 276 to 251. yay me

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

From the beginning of the year?

thats fucking awesome dude

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

thanks

It was more like since the last week of december but I still think it’s cool

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Get em

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 3:47 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

25 more pounds and you're gonna be my weight... How tall are you?

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:49 PM EST up reply actions  

5ft 8in

I’m way out of shape but one day at a time ya know?

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Congrats my man

I’m slowly on my way back to 165.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I have the problem of gaining weight.

and I’m only 163…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah one measly inch

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

You have a problem gaining weight? I’m 5’10" and I can barely hold 130.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

You’re making me feel fat, even though I’m not. lol

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I can’t even donate blood. And I eat non-stop. I have a problem.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Problem maybe..

How old are you?

It’s not always how much you eat but what and when you eat if you want to gain good muscle, 5’10" is a good fram to pack it on, calorie count(around 4-5k a day) protein 300-400g a day… Should get you solid in 2 years with daily 1hr lifting.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:49 PM EST up reply actions  

He's 19.

He should be able gain muscle easily unless he isn’t producing enough testosterone.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

If he is a he then he will…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Some guys can't

Horny Goat Weed can do that trick…

I seen guys can’t even bench the barbell ALONE.. Yeah, this one guy drop it on his neck and I had to come save him. I was like what the fuck… it’s 45 lbs.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

You are what you eat...

Funny story, mail lady came by my desk today and had a bottle of pills, yes the ones in your picture, ask me if i ordered them.. LOL why it gotta be me?!?

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

To a degree, yes.

but you have factor sleep, exercise, family history etc.

Haha.. well, Horny Goat weed is like cilias and Viagra…
Maybe the mail lady wanted your mushroom tip.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:07 PM EST up reply actions  

This is true

Viagra huh? Shoulda of said yes and took it from there…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m 19.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:51 PM EST up reply actions  

At 19 you think you eat alot...

Until you start counting calories and protein you really dont know if your eating enough… Seriously I would love to be 5’10" 130 at 19yrs old, you do it right you’ll be a beast.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Look at this..

At 19 i was 5’6" 118pds(4% bf)… Now 31 I’m 5’8" 215pds(13% bf)

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:57 PM EST up reply actions  

That seems strange

I’m 19, 5’6" and 150lbs. Maybe there is a problem.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 25, 2012 8:01 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Nah your stocky like me, it’s all good you have a nice base to build muscle on.. Time to eat and lift.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Actually I’m really skinny. I was 130lbs utnill I started working out. I just think its weird I gained 30lbs but still have a a barely 29" waist and chest.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 26, 2012 1:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Eat more

Lift more

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 26, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

I bench 170lbs

for endurance- 3 sets of ten
I can’t really afford to eat more.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I max out at 305 twice

Eat canned chicken cheap as hell, I eat one every day for lunch(Plus 2 protein shakes). You can also do Tuna or Turkey from a can all cheap.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 27, 2012 7:23 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m 18, 5’10" and 155.

by phillies0100 on Jan 25, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 20 and I'm 6ft 225.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Pretty close to me

6’2" and between 210 and 225 depending on what time of year

by NowWhat? on Jan 26, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm like

built really weird, kinda like a tank lol…

I’m starting back up at an MMA gym here in FLA and I’m either going to bulk up and get way stronger or I’m going to drop down to the 215 range and go down a weight class.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm like

built really weird, kinda like a tank lol…

I’m starting back up at an MMA gym here in FLA and I’m either going to bulk up and get way stronger or I’m going to drop down to the 215 range and go down a weight class.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I'm like

built really weird, kinda like a tank lol…

I’m starting back up at an MMA gym here in FLA and I’m either going to bulk up and get way stronger or I’m going to drop down to the 215 range and go down a weight class.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 27, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah

I was 130 when I graduated high school. 4 years to gain 40 pounds.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy fuck!

at 6’2 and 160 i thought I was skinny

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:08 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm 6-3 200

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 25, 2012 7:45 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

6'2

and 160 Holy crap I have you almost by 100 pounds damn.

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 9:19 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m 6’3 150 I can’t gain weight for shit, I eat so much and nothing happens

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit. I look pretty thin at 5’11" 180…

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 10:27 PM EST up reply actions  

wow 165!

I haven’t seen that since 18, lol. Keep up the work

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:54 PM EST up reply actions  

It's been a while for me too

I was a solid 165-170 when I got married 5 years ago. Slacked off and now that single hood is on the horizon I need to get back down to my bachelor weight.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 3:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah one day at a time is all you can do.

Once you drop down to 225 you should start lifting more, turn all that into Muscle bro.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I’m at the gym 6 times a week instead of 4 and I’ve been cigarette free all year so far.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

nice

smoking is the next step in my journey. Did you cold Turkey or what method did you use?

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 25, 2012 3:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Cold Turkey

I told myself I was going to quit for new years, and set that as my quit date. It’s been easier than expected, but still hard

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 5:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Good luck. I recently tried, but did not succeed. If you read my posts from the last month, it will be easy to see when I wasn’t smoking.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

I as gonna quit

But then I was like fuck it. I’m still in good shape I can smoke if I want.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 25, 2012 6:30 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Hmmm..

you might not need to live in the gym that long. What are you aiming for? Bodybuilder? Beach Body? Something else?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t go nuts when I’m there. It’s 3 days on, 1 day off. More cardio than anything, but moderate lifting. I’m just trying to live healthier.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 25, 2012 5:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Its going good

This is going to be a good year for sure

by Two Nickels on Jan 25, 2012 4:13 PM EST up reply actions  

Dont make resolutions

When i feel i need to change a habit or something, I do it right then and there.

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Could you date a female bodybuilder?



I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 10:23 AM EST reply actions  

pics 2 and 3 most def

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jan 25, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

My fascination with redheads is well known around here. #3 I would date in a heartbeat. 1 & 2 probably as well.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 11:42 AM EST up reply actions  

Whoa, we decided like 20 eternal threads ago that Gingers are mine because I'm captain redbeard.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Redheads belong to me hehehe

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:26 PM EST up reply actions  

No me!!

Internet deathmatch!!!! lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

You ready muthafucka?!?

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I be scared!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 4:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

While yall fight over the Red Head

I’ll take me that blonde!

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 4:40 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

No way bro, they're my only weakness.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:52 AM EST up reply actions  

Agreed. Mine too

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Haha, we'll share...

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Not if they have traps or pecs

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 1:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Pecs = no tits….no tits = no date

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 2:36 PM EST up reply actions  

2 and 3 yes.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yes

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

damn right

Aint a damn thing wrong with any of them… I lift heavy 5 days a week so love me a strong woman.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I know what you mean brother

I lift heavy also and sometimes holding down a strong woman is damn near exhilarating

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 9:23 AM EST up reply actions  

Do you have a “type”?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions  

Fire type.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Jan 25, 2012 11:21 AM EST up reply actions  

And I just recognized the irony of Misty having red hair…

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 11:46 AM EST up reply actions  

Asian.

But seriously, yeah I guess I do. I prefer “cute” girls to ones that most guys would call hot or sexy. I like shorter girls with thin to average build and kind of quiet/shy personalities.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 11:25 AM EST up reply actions  

Hot girls are usually crazy though.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

Agree with the last sentence, I don’t like Asians though idk what it is

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 1:35 PM EST up reply actions  

You like quiet, shy types? Now I know that if we met in real life we wouldn’t have to worry about being interested in the same people. Shy girls bore me more often than not (maybe I’ve just had a bad run, IDK), I love girls who are opinionated.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 1:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Shy girls can still

Be opinionated. They just dont share it. Shy girls are.fun cause when you know them and they aint shy with youthey act certain ways with you and just you. Huge ego feeder

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 2:13 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

My ego is big enough as is

I want a girl who can talk as much shit as much as I do.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 2:35 PM EST up reply actions  

Ill take all. I know how to talk with people

so I can do either im just saying Shy doesnt mean shes boring

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

+100 to that last line. Knowing that you’re the one person that they feel comfortable acting that way with is an awesome feeling.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I like shy/quiet in public. Perhaps respectful or reserved might be more appropriate. But in private and with friends, not at all. Most shy girls aren’t shy once you both know and trust each other, from my experience.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Who knows you might be the abusive type? Some guys like to be dominant over the girl.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Huge difference between dominant and abusing

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Well I certainly know that I’m not the abusive type. What’s wrong with you? lol. My gf likes for me to be in charge, but if I ever laid a violent hand on her I’d be waking up in the hospital with my groin inside my stomach.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:43 PM EST up reply actions  

You know I have no boundaries.

Boundaries are overrated. Anyway, I don’t know what the hell you do off the internet.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

IMO

The type of girl you described here is hot… Just saying.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:03 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

It depends

I think a lot of guys see these girls as more cute:

Hayden Panetierre
Zooey Deschanel
Reese Witherspoon
Mila Kunis
Alyson Hannigan
etc.

While these girls are considered hot/sexy:

Megan Fox
Scarlett Johansson
Olivia Wilde
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley
Angelina Jolie
etc.

I’d take the first list over the second any day.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM EST up reply actions  

You hit the nail on the head

But I agree, I’ll take group one of group 2 as well…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Who would have thought this would get hot

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey, for the guys under 18...

Rember this… I’m 31 it’s too late for me.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait a minute, you look at 9 year old girls and determine how hot she’ll be in a few years?

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 9:44 AM EST up reply actions  

lmao

nah son I was lil when that show came on so she was my age

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

and yet 10 years later, you go back to that same photo to evaluate her “potential”

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Lol

Apparently

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 11:13 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t find this “laugh out loud” worthy.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 11:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Usually the opposite happens though

Cute girl from middle school grows up to be ugly as shit adult.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Mila Kunis is definitely the sexy type IMO.

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:32 PM EST up reply actions  

It depends with her. Sometimes she just seems cute (I think its the big eyes), but at others she’s definitely more of the stereotypical “hot” girl. And she was great in that movie with Justin Timberlake that came out over the summer.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

Mila Kunis is great in everything, that girl is straight up stunning.

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Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:37 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Specially in my favorite...

Black Swan scene

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

She is one of those really hot girls that aren’t curvy.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 9:45 AM EST up reply actions  

Not really.

As long she is attractive, has a good personality , and fun to be with.

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by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I agree with this

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 2:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Oh hai :)

Lol I dont really.

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 2:02 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

duct taped

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by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 2:24 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

rec’d

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

At this point...

I want the rare uncrazy type.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Explain good sir.

I don’t think they exist unless you want chunky chip cookies….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Those posts that BIBTD just posted earned him a spot on my block list. What. The. Hell.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:56 AM EST reply actions  

Awesome.

My work is done again. Now I’m going to watch some Telenovela.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 11:15 AM EST reply actions  

I wish I only had to pay 13.9% of my income for taxes

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by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 11:22 AM EST reply actions  

Remember this shit?

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by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 11:29 AM EST reply actions  

Yep.

I remember getting the 500 free hours trial package. I would used them all the times back in the day.

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by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 11:49 AM EST up reply actions  

I hated the sound of a connecting modem so bad back then.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I don’t think anyone missed that sound. What made it worse was when it stalled…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 11:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I remember reading that some of those are worth money now, because people threw them out.
Collectors are fucked up people.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Who would pay money for them?

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by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Collectors. I read about it a few years ago. They’re sort of icons of the rise of the internet.
AOL made and sent out so many of them that people just tossed em away like junk mail, so apparently they’re a rare find now.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 1:10 PM EST up reply actions  

free frisbees!

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 25, 2012 1:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Heres one for ya

I rember when they can on the 3.5" floppy diskette! HA! And prodigy…

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Best Idea Ever:

So when I invent the time machine I have the greatest plan in the history of plans.

I’ll go back to like 1860 and kidnap a deeply racist person and bring them to the present. Can you imagine? I would be lololololing all day long. Could you imagine the rage when Obama came on the TV? Could you imagine the rage when I played rap music? Could you imagine the rage when he saw BET? Oh. Ma. Gawd. It would be hilarious.

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Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 3:44 PM EST reply actions  

What if he tries to hurt Obama?

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RIP JJ
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Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 25, 2012 3:46 PM EST up reply actions  

He’d punch my TV? I’d have to take drastic action.

He wouldn’t even be able to touch Obama which would just make him rage harder.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Better idea.

Annex the South. Hopefully, Serbia and Bulgaria can purchase land from the South. WWI prevented… yay!

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Who watches BET?

also Time travel wouldnt work!!!!! you would fuck up the spce time continuum dont you wach tv?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I watched back in 2000's...

It’s sucks. It only shows the negative sides of Black people. It’s own by Viacom which is own by a white guy…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Yup thats why you should watch Tyler Perry!

hes not racist at all

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck Tyler Perry.

Madea can suck on a testicle.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 3:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Im pretty sure Djack

that if you were to go far enough into the south backwoods you will be able to find someone who fits the bill. No time travelling needed!

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 25, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

Remember, Alabama is ranked number two supported incest but also ranked number two against interracial marriages.

Is there a connection?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Nobody watches that shit

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I think he would have a heart attack over the technology difference between 150 years ago and today before he could do that.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Jan 25, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 3:58 PM EST reply actions  

That kid is a boss, it’s so true. Every girl bitches on Facebook about how guys are assholes but they ignore the guys that are nice to them and put em in the friend zone

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by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 4:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Then again

Some people don’t expect good things so they believe the nice guy isn’t “real” and acting like they are trying to get in there pants.

Some girls feel like fixing the bad boys.

Some girls feel like the nice guy is boring and is only family material.. which is why they come out the wood works around the ripe age of 30.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:14 PM EST up reply actions  

So basically, they are dicks.
Some girls feel like the nice guy is boring and is only family material.. which is why they come out the wood works around the ripe age of 30.

They never take the time out to get to know a “nice guy” based on a stereotype of someone who isn’t actually a dick to them. That’s the definition of being a dick yourself.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 9:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Can't be a dick without having a dick.

Bitch or our favorite C word would work though.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 10:03 AM EST up reply actions  

my mistake

that’s a definition of a cunt.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

You can say the word "cunt"

but you hate the word “queef”. I will never understand you.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Hypocrite.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 11:06 AM EST up reply actions  

word aversion is a funny thing.

Its not so much the meaning of the word…though a vaginal fart isn’t something pleasant anyway. I just have a problem with q-u-e words. I hate the word “queso” and the word “queasy” as well. The vaginal fart word takes the cake tho.

I don’t know what about them, but I hate it.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 11:31 AM EST up reply actions  

queen?

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 11:36 AM EST up reply actions  

Quesy Queen Queso seems delicious….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 11:44 AM EST up reply actions  

lol

“Why caint dem damn messicans just speak ’Merican instead?”

-BBI

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 12:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Indian on Mexican crime.

You don’t hear that every day don’t you?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 12:50 PM EST up reply actions  

For you

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

And… it cut off the part where it says queef. Fml

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 12:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's try that again.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 12:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I hate you.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 2:33 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to have a friend that worked at a gas station. He was foreign and when people used to piss him off he would yell the words “fuck, nigger, pussy”. I taught him that sometimes it’s better to insult the customer by putting emphasis on one word and mocking that person’s intelligence.

Instead of saying “fuck, nigger, pussy”, I told him to say these phrases to the customer and put an emphasis on the cuss word “Listen you dumbfuck”, “shut your mouth you worthless whore”, “You are a useless cunt”, “You worthless piece of shit”,

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 11:40 AM EST up reply actions  

Query?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 11:43 AM EST up reply actions  

queer

quest.

Don’t like any of them, though some of them don’t elicit the same reaction from me

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 11:59 AM EST up reply actions  

That X 10000000000000000

Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.
- Joe Theismann

by FloridaEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

That kid is a dumbass.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 4:19 PM EST up reply actions  

For posting his sorrows?

I don’t understand.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:20 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s got this whole laundry list of shit this girl did wrong to him. He should have walked on that after the second one. It’s not just that he has a lack of self-respect. He’s chasing someone for something that they’re not.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 4:22 PM EST up reply actions  

He was 13 after that second one

How wise do we expect thirteen year olds to be?

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Wise enough to close their mouths when being shat upon.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 4:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Like this

At times you see people in ways you shouldn’t portray ‘em,
Cause they ain’t living up to a title you shouldn’t of gave ’em.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Fair enough

Woman wasn’t interested in him. He should have got the hint the second time and moved on.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed he needs to learn to let it go

but it was funny as hell to me

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:24 PM EST up reply actions  

That kid went ham.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:54 AM EST up reply actions  

Ha!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 4:43 PM EST reply actions  

Poor kid

is gonna die of dehydration while being at a water fountain lol

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 9:39 AM EST up reply actions  

hahaha

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by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 5:24 PM EST reply actions  

Hahaha

I was like “Uda already posted thi… wait.”

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Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 5:34 PM EST up reply actions  

I did the same shit lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions  

The last one is a dude.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Shhhh

not many people know…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Da Vinci was actually gay so who knows

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First name Greatest

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by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:04 PM EST up reply actions  

Just read an article that

bench press is a poor test in displaying strength. The article states that one arm push ups are the best way to show how strong someone is. How many one arm push ups can you guys do?

I can do 15 with both arms. It took me 2 weeks to get the technique down. It says if you are small 7 – 10+ is ordeal and if you are big (like fat) 3-5 one arm push ups.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 5:44 PM EST reply actions  

I can do 19 with each arm.

It’s hard as fuck though.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

I'll never be able to

I get major pain in my wrists doing pushups so I have to do knuckle ones. There’s not a way that I know of to have a wide enough base.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:37 PM EST up reply actions  

Might want to try wrist curls...

knuckles push ups actually put strains on your wrists. It might be your technique. You might want get some grippers to increase wrist strength as well.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it is technique to be honest

Grippers build hand strength I thought?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

You need your hands and wrists to grip, right?

People suffering from arthritis, strains, sprains and recovery from surgery and stroke can benefit from simple hand exercises

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm shocked no one made the obvious Major Payne joke...damn I feel old now

Major Payne: Let’s move it, you turds. You’ll get no sympathy from me. You want sympathy, look in the dictionary between shit and syphillis.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 10:54 AM EST up reply actions  

I did 20 with my 3rd arm...

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:55 AM EST up reply actions  

I did 50 with my penis. But instead of using barbells I used your sister

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

LOLLLLLLLLLL

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 10:05 AM EST up reply actions  

Hahahah

''All men who feel any power of joy in battle, know what it is like when the wolf rises in the heart.'' -Roosevelt

by TricksterG on Jan 26, 2012 10:06 AM EST up reply actions  

not sure

why I find this so funny but it just had me laughing

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 10:11 AM EST up reply actions  

You scared bro???

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

No. I just didn’t want to make personal attacks on your family. I thought it was wrong.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:11 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Hahahaha

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

My sister is 5'5 260lbs.... And she's 15 you sick fuck.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 2:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Seriously?
RealSkipBayless Skip Bayless
Tebow 100% responsible for Dennis Allen getting Raiders job. If Orton had kept job, team finishes maybe 4-12 & nobody knows D coordinator.

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:11 PM EST reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 25, 2012 6:12 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

I like it.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

thats fucked up lol

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

What is lemonparty?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Google it.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 25, 2012 6:24 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Too scared.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

good be scared

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:27 PM EST up reply actions  

Do it.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 25, 2012 6:28 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

Protect your virgin eyes.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Don’t, save yourself!!!

by phillies0100 on Jan 25, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

do it you won’t lol

by P_Roach17 on Jan 26, 2012 2:53 AM EST up reply actions  

Here’s the thing. Once you learn the answer to that question, you can’t unlearn it. In this case, ignorance is bliss.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 25, 2012 6:41 PM EST up reply actions  

PUKE

What the fuck is wrong with people?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Not going to look but

Golden showers?

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Worse

Golden showers seems great comparing to that monstrosity.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

I believe

it’s a guy waving his dick around. That might be one of the other ones though.

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 12:38 AM EST up reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 10:13 AM EST up reply actions  

lmfao hahahahahahah

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 25, 2012 10:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahahahahahahah

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 1:56 AM EST up reply actions  

Holy shit I laughed so damn hard at this

by P_Roach17 on Jan 26, 2012 2:51 AM EST up reply actions  

These

Made me

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM EST reply actions  

oh shit i forgot a subject line?!?!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:29 PM EST up reply actions  

Die. Fo real.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m betting the first girl has a fake butt. Just a hunch.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 6:36 PM EST up reply actions  

Fake or not

It’s still nice to look at

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

To each his own I guess. That thing completely defies nature.

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 25, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Agreed

Is there a cinder block in there?

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 25, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

LOL

Thats a product of photoshop… www.showgirlzexclusive.com has the real things… Of course air brushed like playboy.

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 8:51 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol it def is

if not im shocked

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions  

...

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 25, 2012 6:47 PM EST reply actions   2 recs

...

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 25, 2012 6:50 PM EST up reply actions  

and im done

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 25, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions   2 recs

LOL!

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 25, 2012 6:52 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 25, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If you thought Hip Hop was lame... look again

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Phil E. Moose

Who the fuck idea was this?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

I think they got rid of them. Apparently the same company that creates the Sesame Street costumes made those designs

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 9:49 AM EST up reply actions  

Sorry I lied last one today, Idk if this is old or not

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 25, 2012 9:16 PM EST reply actions   1 recs

I would cut that fool

for being so dumb.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 25, 2012 9:22 PM EST up reply actions  

If they do

I hope the Cowboys sign him..

"My God is salvation"

by gobs56 on Jan 25, 2012 9:23 PM EST up reply actions  

My meme was better!

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 25, 2012 11:06 PM EST up reply actions  

It was.

Post it again

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 7:08 AM EST up reply actions  

.

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 27, 2012 1:07 AM EST up reply actions  

that is a tease

Don’t just state that you have superior laughing material, and hold back

True arrogance has been displayed here- WestministerRavensfan or something
Hi My name is Jack, why don't you help me off?

by WreckNTexan on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 AM EST up reply actions  

HG

You are super proud of yours but yeah yours was better lol

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 9:47 AM EST up reply actions  

Anybody seen that new Fox show “Touch”? Any good?

Fight, Tigers, Fight for 'ol Mizzou!
#ReconcileByWinning

by McNabb2Maclin4Philly on Jan 25, 2012 10:49 PM EST via mobile reply actions  

My fifth grade teacher invented that show. It was an interactive show that I wasn’t allowed to tell anyone about. I really didn’t know how to feel.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions   2 recs

Might have been too subtle.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

Alcatraz is kinda dumb

They need to stop trying to replace Lost

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 2:24 AM EST reply actions  

For a second

I thought you were talking about Alcatraz the username.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 AM EST up reply actions  

Really? I kinda like it...

Like if I miss an episode I won’t be upset but until it disappoints me I’ll watch it because there’s nothing else on TV

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jan 26, 2012 2:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Ok for Mass Effect fans.

How did you guys play through? Im trying to decide which Person I want to take to the third one

One is a soldier even between Paragon and Renegade Garrus and Thane as my team

My new one is a Vanguard Renegade 100% of the way and I play with Jack and Grunt (most ridiculous team ever btw)

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 2:38 AM EST reply actions  

First time was infiltrator, then I went for the whole crew surviving the final mission as a solider the 2nd time. Now just waiting for the third one to come out

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 6:25 AM EST up reply actions  

I thought the person you made be a distraction dies?

I could never get everyone alive, just everyone but one.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 26, 2012 1:54 PM EST up reply actions  

There’s a way to have em all survive, do all their personal missions, there might be some other details but I forget. You can google it easily

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 6:19 PM EST up reply actions  

My ‘canon’ BroShep is an Infiltrator, Paragade (65%/35% paragon to renegade points). He rolls with Miranda and Garrus exclusively. Everyone survived the suicide mission.

My other character is a FemShep soldier with the paragon/renegade points switched.

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 7:07 AM EST up reply actions  

My main Shep is a 80% Paragon Soldier.

With my run through, I kept everyone alive, and most of my missions (excluding specialist missions) I did with Zaeed and Grunt. Yep, two more soldiers. Having three tanks with limited biotic/tech abilities might sound stupid, but we literally made a wall of badassery.

Even on the higher dififculties, it wasn’t a terrible strategy. I mainly used the Revenant Assault Rifle with Incendiary or Disruptor Ammo….combined with Adrenaline Rush and my special power as Geth Shield Boost….kicked so much ass. Max out Grunt’s fortification and give him your best shotgun….and max out Zaeed’s Inferno Grenade…most people are dead before they know it.

Only problem with my strategy is against snipers…in which case, I just have to hold everyone back while I go and snipe…and that gets boring as all hell.

My non-canon Shep was interesting. I played around with it a bit…60% Renegade Vanguard that rolls with Garrus and Jack (incredibly balanced combo ftw)

I hate sneaking around and playing support roles, or attacking from afar. I need to be loud, carry a big stick, and not go down easily. Hence me trying Biotic and Infiltration playstyles and not really enjoying them.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 9:33 AM EST up reply actions  

For my FemShep…..The Widow + Mattock Battle rifle with armor Piercing rounds = one woman walking death machine

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 10:36 AM EST up reply actions  

I never got the DLC :(

Played with the Mattock at a friends place. I like it, but I still think I’d stick with the Revenant, for the rate of fire. I love that shit. Especially the level where the beacon was a trap, as well as the derelict Reaper, those quick kills were life savers.

Tried the widow too, and it was a flat out beast.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 11:01 AM EST up reply actions  

Balancing is lame!!!!
Garrus and Jack (incredibly balanced combo ftw)

My Vanguard is like your soldier super non balanced with Jack and grunt. so some missions were stupid hard just cause of the range issues. Like killing the thresher maw

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 11:11 AM EST up reply actions  

I took the easy way out with the Thresher and Baby Reaper.

Couple rounds of the sniper, get behind cover, one Cain 920M shot. Done.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 11:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Cain is one helluva gun!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 11:34 AM EST up reply actions  

Everyone has different views. Some people want to increase revenue by eliminating tax cuts for the top 1% and reduce spending by slashing the defense budget. Others want to increase revenue by making the 47% of Americans who do pay tax to pay something, while reducing spending by cutting programs such as welfare, food stamps etc..

Easier said than done. There is no one philosophy that suits everyone’s demands.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 10:57 AM EST up reply actions  

A country is as strong as your weakest link.

Too bad people don’t see this.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 12:52 PM EST up reply actions  

it's pretty easy

just eliminate the bush tax cuts. raising taxes on poor people won’t help shit. but we do have hundreds of thousands of millionaires in this country who almost without exception pay lower tax rates than the rest of us. Time to jack up their taxes. raising taxes on the poor is not a solution

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:25 PM EST up reply actions  

I used to really get annoyed with this guy, now I think he’s hillarious

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 10:04 AM EST reply actions  

Took a sick day

What movies do you watch to feel better?

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 26, 2012 10:27 AM EST reply actions  

Half baked, Friday and The Usual Suspects

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 10:28 AM EST up reply actions  

He said to feel better, not to feel stoned.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 11:12 AM EST up reply actions  

Laughter is the best medicine

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 11:14 AM EST up reply actions  

Porn.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

Damn it

I was just about to type that.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 10:32 AM EST up reply actions  

hmm...

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I could never get into porn. Everything is so fake and it can get really disgusting

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:56 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah internet porn quickly devolves

the reference was to a southpark episode, which I think everyone missed

but if you’re turned off by normal porn, check out X-art.

trust me.

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Amateur Porn...?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don’t know. I’ve watched maybe 3 minutes of porn in my entire lifetime.

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I actually listen to music

when I’m sick. That way I can close my eyes and relax instead of straining my eyes watching a movie.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 10:34 AM EST up reply actions  

I like movies from the 80’s and 90’s

Murial’s Wedding
Throw Momma from the train
My cousin Vinny
Office Space
The Big Lebowski
Grumpy Old Men

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 10:41 AM EST up reply actions  

I was sick monday

Watched wedding crashers and shes out of my league and stepbrothers

by Mr.electric10 on Jan 26, 2012 1:51 PM EST up reply actions  

What makes it annoying?

by TimmyGee on Jan 26, 2012 11:47 AM EST up reply actions  

WTF? So Taft, Clinton and FDR are clapping for Obama. Bush is like I don’t give a fuck. Washington is pantomiming what are you doing to Obama.

Yes, this picture sucks. First thing is Nixon or Reagan behind the guy on the bench, needs to GTFO. Two presidents who can’t speak about morality. I’m tired of those represented as saints… have we forgotten about Watergate?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 11:52 AM EST up reply actions  

I think that’s Teddy R. not Taft. If you look over Teddy’s right shoulder at the doppleganger behind him, that’s Taft. They were nice and hid his body.
That’s Reagan behind the bench. Nixon is directly above Washington, next to Ford.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 12:19 PM EST up reply actions  

That’s so stupid, are people really pretending that Ronald Reagan cared about the common man? He’s the one who made the GOP culture what it is today.
Grouping Obama with George Bush? Lolololololololol. And Obama is stepping on the constitution? What?!
And whoever did this is stupid, grouping Obama with Clinton, FDR and Teddy Roosevelt is a compliment.
Also, why is the person on the bench so absurdly huge?

Where is this from?

The Curse of Lombardi
Iggles Nest
"Stats are for fantasy and losers. Winning is an attitude."

by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 12:07 PM EST up reply actions  

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 12:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Dilbert

was a shitty comic strip.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 12:36 PM EST up reply actions  

No

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Yes.

Not Garfield but still fucking terrible. The Office gone bad.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 5:56 PM EST up reply actions  

sorry

I don’t see it. This one made me laugh. Tongue in cheek, dry humor, hopelessness for life…….oh……

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

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by Talon Talent on Jan 26, 2012 7:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Even though my humor is usually dry

I think the visual detracts from the message. Now Calvin and Hobbes is a great comic strip.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I thought that was hilarious

Self-praise is for losers. Be a winner. Stand for something. Always have class, and be humble.
-John Madden
The Ballard of Jake:
Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 27, 2012 12:55 AM EST up reply actions  

.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 12:24 PM EST reply actions  

BWAHAHAHA

Do you see Boots face in the second one he all like “ahhh yeah”

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 12:27 PM EST up reply actions  

I think the rain cloud got some action too...

washing off the sweat…

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 12:37 PM EST up reply actions  

More Children's shows...

became this

Selena Gomez in the Barney show

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

The baby in teletubbies was a girl?

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-John Madden
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Stop→Slow→Truck→LEAP!
(Adapted from Raptor 22)

by Willgfass on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

I know

I thought it was a boy too.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 5:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Me three

Thats weird how babies can look like guys or girls.

by nyeaglesfan624 on Jan 26, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

I knew Barney was a....

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 12:48 PM EST reply actions  

LOL

Barney’s face makes that so much better.

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 12:56 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO

This is so wrong but damn IT IS FUNNY

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 1:23 PM EST up reply actions  

So when was the last time BGN went more than 48 hours without some petty fight?

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 2:43 PM EST reply actions  

Before I became a "popular" member.

Beats me.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 2:46 PM EST up reply actions  

I think it’s been a while since we had a petty fight. We were due.

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 2:47 PM EST up reply actions  

Well there was the slavery thing last week, and I feel like somebody’s always going at it.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 2:52 PM EST up reply actions  

A better question

is when was the last time the petty fight didnt include our best arrogant friend Djack lol

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by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 2:54 PM EST up reply actions  

The slavery thing didn’t really involve me, that was more KByars and Anthro.

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 2:55 PM EST up reply actions  

Reading through that thread i see your name popping

up an awful lot for not being involved

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

Well yeah, I was trying to get us back to the original point. I really didn’t have any part of the slavery argument that KByars and Anthro were having.

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 2:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Well you didn't really catch on to that until the fight was over

You were using this word a lot…

We’re

…throughout the argument in reference to you and KB, lol. But its fine, its over. I think we’re all done with it because it was stupid and, in the end, had nothing to do with football.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Wait...

So you think slavery is good?

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 3:18 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmmm

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 3:22 PM EST up reply actions  

LMAO

I must steal this and use it in my meetings lmao thank you so much for this GEM

by Two Nickels on Jan 26, 2012 4:57 PM EST up reply actions  

Lol ok

one of the last like 10 fights

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:06 PM EST up reply actions  

Around ’06 or so, when there was about 5 members on BGN.

RIP Jim Johnson, best ever.
"WHY IS THIS PINK-HAIRED BITCH A CAR?!"

by Imp on Jan 26, 2012 2:57 PM EST up reply actions  

So I was right!

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 2:58 PM EST up reply actions  

... Worst insult ever?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 2:59 PM EST reply actions  

lolwut

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 3:03 PM EST up reply actions  

Your mother is a whore?

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 3:05 PM EST up reply actions  

SLAWWW TTUUURRRR HOOOOUUUUUUUSSSE

Drops its new album May 15th, I is excited

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:11 PM EST reply actions  

Who the fuck is

SlawTur House?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:12 PM EST up reply actions  

By its name I’m assuming it some hardcore, gothic, metal punk band that uses cuss words to let kids know that they are cool. Sort of like limpbisqit and Korn.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm nothing to see here then.

Limp Biscuit and Korn… pass.Doesn’t sound appetizing, doesn’t it?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:15 PM EST up reply actions  

I’m just guessing. When a band calls themselves slaughter house the first thing that popped in my head was this

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:19 PM EST up reply actions  

Insane Clown Posse?

GTFO.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:24 PM EST up reply actions  

WHY DON’T YOU JUST LISTEN TO THEM INSTEAD OF MAKING RASH DECISIONS BASED ON THEIR APPEARANCE!?!

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:33 PM EST up reply actions  

They sound like shit.

Literally.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:34 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

yes.

they sound like this

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:27 PM EST up reply actions  

slaughterhouse.

lol Its a rap group they just say it and thats how Dickmuffin spelled it

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:14 PM EST up reply actions  

Negative.

Surprise ESPN is doing something. The News keeps mentioning Joe’s passing every day since Sunday. I think they feel bad.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I know this sounds awful, but I never really cared about a celebrity’s death.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I don’t watch college football. But I can’t care about people I never met personally. Dawkins and Westrbook are my favorite players ever, but if they died I would still be able to sleep like a baby at night.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm

I felt like that when MJ died. People were Michael Jackson died… and I was like so. I know it seem callous but I didn’t know him.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:03 PM EST up reply actions  

i just can't get over

the like dumbass girls crying. “Oh Joe Pa, he meant so much to me.” seriously. all these sophomore ass girls who’ve never met him and have nothing to do with football are the ones that seem the most broken up about it

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:30 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

+1

I don’t even go to PSU but I can imagine what it’s like there. These girls don’t even know the rules of football and they go just go to the games to get drunk

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:34 PM EST up reply actions  

and I wanting to go there.

missed the shit storm by 7 months if I had went.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Hmmm... sounds like UVA kids.

They call Thomas Jefferson… TJ…

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:42 PM EST up reply actions  

Let take a poll..

What user would you like to meet in real life and why?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:35 PM EST reply actions  

Philadehlia.

Boobs

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I scared her away....

transsexual thread…..

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 3:39 PM EST up reply actions  

I deserve some credit too, lol.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Boo on the both of yous!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 5:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I’d want to meet some of the trolliest of trolls. I want to see how sad their lives are.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 26, 2012 3:40 PM EST up reply actions  

BBI or DJthekidd. I was tempted to say EB or dickmuffin, but that would end with a trip to jail.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 3:41 PM EST up reply actions  

But in all seriousness Dickmuffin

cause I feel we would get along the most

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

BBI

But it would have to be two weeks from now so I can laugh in his face.

d-jack
In 3 years when Cousins is no longer in the NBA so I can laugh in his face

Clint Eastwood
So I can tell him face to face that Million dollar baby sucked

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:42 PM EST up reply actions  

:’(

DEMARCUS IS JUST MISUNDERSTOOD

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by d-jackfan10 on Jan 26, 2012 3:44 PM EST up reply actions  

Just like Darius Miles

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:48 PM EST up reply actions  

Interesting stat yesterday- Denver scored 92 points in the paint vs. the Kings.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:18 PM EST up reply actions  

BIBTD

We’re like the same person

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 3:56 PM EST up reply actions  

None of you fucks!

Nah, probably Anthro, tst29 or Clint. I think we are in the same age group (with the exception of Anthro).

Did you know Clint I got your autograph when I was kid? Pretty cool shit.

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by TricksterG on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

You're welcome.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 6:08 PM EST via mobile up reply actions  

You both suck with the ladies.

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Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 26, 2012 8:45 PM EST up reply actions  

burn'd

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Udalango

just seems like a cool dude to hang with

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by Talon Talent on Jan 26, 2012 4:10 PM EST up reply actions  

BBI, BIBTD or Uda

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"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 5:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yus! Of the three

Im the only not B name

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM EST via Android app up reply actions  

Honestly

I’d like to meet you. We agree on a lot of shit.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm still trying to figure how people money via blogs.

It has to be chump change… unless you selling some bullshit stuff like PUA or Steve Pavilina ’s development for smart people.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:22 PM EST reply actions  

You can’t do it for the money. You might get 1 or 2k a year. But the work you put in has to be decent for people to visit your blog.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:36 PM EST up reply actions  

1k or 2 year sounds good to me especially right now with the economy.

so I need more experience in writing I guess?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:39 PM EST up reply actions  

don't even bother

for the amount of work you have to put into it, it’s not worth the money you’d make even with that. starting a blog and even having people read it is really hard. it might take you months to establish even a few regular readers.

if you’re really set on it though, I recommend getting it submitted to blogcrawling sites like technorati asap. Also, do what you can to publicize it through other social media platforms like twitter, disqus, reddit, etc.

in practical terms, google blogger has a “monetize” option that puts ads on your blog for you, if you’re OK with that. the only other way to make money is to set up a paypal account and ask people to donate. but yeah as tst said, don’t do it for the money. if you’re doing it only for the money, you likely won’t put in enough effort to make it worth reading and donating to.

what do you want to blog about?

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:50 PM EST up reply actions  

I really don't want to blog but I want to establish myself as a decent writer.

I have many articles in my head that I feel would be appropriate for even BGN, problem is I think readers are more interested in game previews, drafting and Free agency.

If I write a fan post, it’s either trying to answer a bigger question (Ambidextrous Manning) or failed humor (Safety Rules and Miss Cleo meets the Eagles).

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Perhaps for the next Eternal, post just one of them as a comment?

we’ll read, critique, and comment?

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Maybe..

I don’t want to waste anyone’s time though. BGN’s fanposts have become redundant.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

well thats why....a shot of fresh air would probably be appreciated.

Is it Eagle related? if it is, you could post it as a fanpost…if not, post it here in the confines of the Eternals.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:13 PM EST up reply actions  

How about NFL related? Okay like this for example. NFL combine.. I have two separate thoughts on this. 1 is about bench pressing. It’s a poor way in displaying strength because you can’t simulate as much strength standing up then doing a bench press. Plus there is a study about how guys who have the highest bench positively correlates with being a draft bust.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:28 PM EST up reply actions  

I think that'd be fine. Last year, I posted a bunch of posts

on different aspects of the scouting, combine, and draft process. BPA and all that nonsense. It was received generally well, so I’d say give it a go.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

I have you even read any of my articles?

I think you read Ambidextrous Manning but I have no clue about the other ones.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:42 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't remember if I have or not.

Imma go look. I know I read Ambidextrous Manning.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Most of them are under Chillyphilly.

Igglegreen was being such a fucking troll so I made this account to plan on trolling his ass but this account became more popular.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah I saw. Though right now, I would argue that your

Ambidextrous Manning post, or at least its inferences on Manning’s career…as well as the comments on the page…would be somewhat false now.

Though I did enjoy reading it. I was the first comment, lol.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:51 PM EST up reply actions  

In another post, I mention that the title is wrong.

It should be title Why Ambidextrous shouldn’t be desired in Professional football. Should I re post the fan post with minimal editing?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:59 PM EST up reply actions  

If you want to.

I say go for the combine one with the bench press. If you can use it under the guise of “Eagle scouting” it’d probably receive more attention.

I’m also somewhat eager to read this, because in the past 3 years, the Giants have drafted two of the top 5 bench press leaders at the combine. Linval Joseph and Mitch Petrus…both had like 45 some reps or something. Petrus is about to become our starting LG, and Joseph is a beast of a DT.

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by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

If I remember correctly

Bunkley had a high bench press number.also, maybe wait to do this post until after the combine and examine how some of the top preformers will do at the NFL level.

by Mr.electric10 on Jan 26, 2012 10:40 PM EST up reply actions  

In the past 10 years,

Bunkley is the only one with the highest bench to even have moderate success.

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by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 5:27 AM EST up reply actions  

seriously dude

you got good ideas for posts. I loved the ambidextrous manning post. Post them and inject some life in the staleness of most of these half legible bore fests that pollute the blog every offseason.

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by Talon Talent on Jan 26, 2012 7:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Most people I know blog do it because they get free shit to write reviews about. It’s a perk for writing about something that interests them.

The ones that make real money have enough viewers that they can sell ad space, I believe.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 26, 2012 6:02 PM EST up reply actions  

NSFW but fun anytime

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 26, 2012 4:24 PM EST reply actions  

uh-oh talon

i see two nipples. watch out for the BGN No Fun police

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:28 PM EST up reply actions  

still mad about that nipple post you posted?

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

i'm mad that it got flagged

the nipples were great. ain’t nothing wrong with a young and perky alyssa milano. i just wish there weren’t such prudes on this effing site and that we could post .gifs that are worth my valuable time to view.

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Shit last time

the post stayed up forever. I doubt you will catch any flack.

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by TricksterG on Jan 26, 2012 4:33 PM EST up reply actions  

also

#2, i see gifs of her a lot, doin that shaky dance thing. but i think she’s gross. she looks like a flabby nasty skeez.

by mt6112a on Jan 26, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

What the fuck is wrong with the 3 pictures.

Shit is spazing out.

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:29 PM EST up reply actions  

The second looks very naive. I like naive

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:38 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel bad for #1. It looks like someone is forcing her to do that

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 5:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope

That’s Svetlana Shusterman and she used that video on her Real World: Key West audition tapes. Thankfully, she was picked and I got to spend 10 glorious weeks watching her on TV. But now she’s gone, and I’m sad and that gif brings back all my painful memories. Thanks a lot, TT

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 26, 2012 6:04 PM EST up reply actions  

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

"Sometimes you have to kill the one you are with so you can be with someone better" William Shakespeare

"Nothing shows true love like delivering 16 stab wounds to the jugular" Henry Kissinger

by Talon Talent on Jan 26, 2012 7:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Theres so many

Randy’s probably my favorite character in south park now. He’s become more hilarious as the show has progressed. When a show is about randy now, you know it’s going to be so funny.

by KevinEagles on Jan 26, 2012 5:00 PM EST up reply actions  

Cartman is by far the best and always will be

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 6:21 PM EST up reply actions  

hahahah that was great

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 6:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Who's hotter?


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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 4:52 PM EST reply actions  

trick question

The 2nd one because she just had a tan and she’s really angry.

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 4:55 PM EST up reply actions  

1's better looking, 2's probably better in the sack

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by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 5:26 PM EST up reply actions  

  1. Plus, #2 will probably shit on your bed.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 5:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Hahaha.

I’ll totally take two. One is actually a boy…

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by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 5:44 PM EST up reply actions  

I think most people would still take #1

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by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 5:48 PM EST up reply actions  

what the?

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Even though number 1 is a dude, JWoww is hideous with no make-up. In both scenarios, you have to do them from behind.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 26, 2012 6:05 PM EST up reply actions  

Did you know it was a guy

before I told you?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:10 PM EST up reply actions  

Cheer up. Michelle Waterson says hi NSFW



I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:18 PM EST up reply actions  

I haz a happy.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:22 PM EST up reply actions  

oh wait

she’s a guy too, right?

by mt6112a on Jan 27, 2012 9:32 AM EST up reply actions  

She had a baby.

Michelle Waterson – the Karate Hottie. Obviously she’s a girl.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 9:52 AM EST up reply actions  

No

It really doesn’t matter. I’m not ashamed to say that there are some men that are better looking than a woman. That was the question, right?

JWoww with make up is hotter.
The dude is hotter if JWoww is not wearing make up.

Just talkin about practice

by The Mad Hopper on Jan 26, 2012 6:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah, that was the question.

So gay rights are becoming clearly but not much progress on transsexual/ transgender (I’m neither, I just read a lot).

Some cultures considered them a third gender while ours uses the male/ female dichotomy. That boy looks like a girl, so… do we considered it a boy because the plumbing issue or female because it looks like other girls?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:23 PM EST up reply actions  

genetically, he's a boy.

Personally, she’s a girl.

Culturally, she doesn’t have the rights of either. And that’s kind of sad.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:25 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

unless science can change the chromosomes. I wouldn’t mind befriending one though.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Its really funny, because there's only one gene that does most of the heavy lifting.

The Y chromosome is so small compared to the X. Its cause all it does is has a couple genes (the most relevant being the SRY gene) which encodes for the production of proteins that allow male-specific cells to prosper and develop. These cells produce testosterone, which in large enough quantities make what was supposed to be the clit into the penis.

So what I said, is actually somewhat untrue…you could be genetically male, but if there’s a mutation in the SRY gene, you could for all intents and purposes be a female.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 6:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Boy

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 7:15 PM EST up reply actions  

Monkey wrench time.

This is a girl with a vagina but it looks like a boy. So are you gay if you sleep with him/her?

Personally, I see him as a guy and not a girl.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:20 PM EST up reply actions  

I’ve had enough of this shit it’s starting to weird me out

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright, I'll stop.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

def

you would be gay

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions   1 recs

Hey someone has to asked these questions.

Kids these days only pay attention to MTV.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:45 PM EST up reply actions  

showing girl nips.

/banned

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:52 PM EST up reply actions  

Not one Hot girl on Jersey shore

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 8:49 PM EST up reply actions  

Kyle said Snooki

is cute without makeup….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:50 PM EST up reply actions  

Sam is sexy as hell whatchu talkin bout willis

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#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 11:44 PM EST up reply actions  

...

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 5:18 PM EST reply actions  

Your picture is broken.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:33 PM EST up reply actions  

It was...

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:02 PM EST up reply actions  

At least use an ATM receipt....amateur lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 26, 2012 5:30 PM EST up reply actions  

This kid is a BOSS. I wish I had thought of this

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 5:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Problem with politics...

it’s emotional driven. In my state, they closed 4 mental homes for community driven help. My mom works in the Annex and tells me that they admitted more crazy people are going there because no one wants or knows how to care for them.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 6:45 PM EST reply actions  

Debate I've had with BBI

Who’s hotter #1 or #2

#1

#2

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:37 PM EST reply actions  

Those arent the same person?

But id choose #2

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 7:38 PM EST up reply actions  

yeah they do look similar

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Formerly known as The Pied Piper

by tst29 on Jan 26, 2012 7:40 PM EST up reply actions  

North and South Indian?

?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Not really lol, their faces just look similar

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 7:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hard to tell because of the expression on #1’s face, but i’d probably go with her

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 7:39 PM EST up reply actions  

It's the same person.

or twins.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:43 PM EST up reply actions  

Not Aishwarya, bro...Amrita.

Here’s my girl:

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:55 PM EST up reply actions  

I like this one better NSFW.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:58 PM EST up reply actions  

SMH is that Priya Rai?

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 7:59 PM EST up reply actions  

I don't know many hot Indian girls....

and the ones I’ve seen look homely.

She’s cute.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:03 PM EST up reply actions  

I feel the same way with Asians too.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:07 PM EST up reply actions  

there definitely are hot ones tho. Just not as many in number as white girls, black girls, and hispanic girls.

A bunch of my friends would be considered hot. But that’s anomalous.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:12 PM EST up reply actions  

...

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

nah.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

Apparently She's Serbian.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:22 PM EST up reply actions  

Yep.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:59 PM EST up reply actions  

Ewww to the second one.

First one is pretty bad too.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

maybeyou just ain't into Asians....

those two are both Miss World finalists I think…

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:16 PM EST up reply actions  

Japanese, Filipino or Thai.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:17 PM EST up reply actions  

How about now?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:24 PM EST up reply actions  

tryna trick me, son?

She chinese.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

Alright science man

tell us how.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

as racist as it sounds

Its by the shape and size of the eyes. Also face shape, but that’s more unreliable.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

I still cannot tell.

Their eyes look the same…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:38 PM EST up reply actions  

def a difference in the asian races

But as a resident of Seattle Washington I have gotten pretty good at identifying asians… it is like BBI said “a science”..

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Damn, you’re better than me. I can usually break it down into Korean, southeast Asian, Filipina, and north/west China, but east China and Japan get kinda tough to differentiate. Southeast Korea and Japan can be tough sometimes too, and the same with Korea and China.

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by AnthroEagle on Jan 27, 2012 10:18 AM EST up reply actions  

I can...

Sorta see that.

Chinese have bigger eyes, height ways?

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by Willgfass on Jan 27, 2012 12:59 AM EST up reply actions  

The fuck

he’s right. Even I’m not that good.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:27 PM EST up reply actions  

lol

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

Now that is a lie.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

just sayin' dude

the “second one” won Miss World. To quote Wikipedia, she’s "Often cited by the media as the “most beautiful woman in the world”"

If you think she’s “ewww”…

by smeagle on Jan 26, 2012 8:26 PM EST up reply actions  

What some people think Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian are ugly.

doesn’t mean something is wrong with them. If Kim had a brain, I wouldn’t mind. Paris Hilton.. hell no.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:29 PM EST up reply actions  

She's cute.

I think everyone knows how I feel about “race”.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

just cute?

would you bang her at least?

by smeagle on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

Hell yeah I would bang her.

I need more pictures to say hot or not.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:33 PM EST up reply actions  

Motherfucker...

it’s a pretty boy….

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:36 PM EST up reply actions  

you just got BIBTD'd

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Hey...

I’m a meme now.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

damn

he got you

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

I know.

He won this battle but not the war…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

Aishwarya Rai. Held the title as the most beautiful woman in teh world

before Jennifer Lopez took over the title. Has the most fan sites devoted to her than anybody else in teh world if you’d believe it.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:30 PM EST up reply actions  

What? the 2nd one is hot as fuck

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

Doesnt being ugly

even out when you can do things with your mouth and body that Priya Rai can do?

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 8:32 PM EST up reply actions  

def wouldnt date

But there are alot of other things she qualifies for…

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

lol true

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

This.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 7:57 PM EST up reply actions  

hey

i like some minorities

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 8:20 PM EST up reply actions  

Something like this?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:31 PM EST up reply actions  

You are hard to please.

You expect perfection. Right?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:35 PM EST up reply actions  

when i look this good i demand perfection.

just kidding though

not really a fan of her face. I’m not being racist or anything but i just dont find indain girls attractive

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 8:37 PM EST up reply actions  

I'm with you.

It’s like a needle in a hay stack. Not racist if you aren’t attractive to someone. It’s racist when you say “ewww she’s gross.. I couldn’t date her because she’s Indian and smells”.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

no doubt.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:41 PM EST up reply actions  

That she smells? BBI how could you say such a thing!! lol

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 27, 2012 12:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Fuck you. I’m never playing this game again. bi bta ruined it.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 8:02 PM EST up reply actions  

Sorry.

Will you accept my apology?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:11 PM EST up reply actions  

Nope, I can’t see her throat.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 8:13 PM EST up reply actions  

How about now?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:14 PM EST up reply actions  

It's a girl.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:21 PM EST up reply actions  

Yeah she is mui bueno

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 27, 2012 12:02 PM EST up reply actions  

It's lima time

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:34 PM EST up reply actions  

yus.

"We will not be denied." - Antrel Rolle

by BigBlueIntervention on Jan 26, 2012 8:39 PM EST up reply actions  

Negative.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

what the fuck?

you think she’s not good looking?

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 8:40 PM EST up reply actions  

Jaw shape

not doing it for me. Seems man ish while being super thin. I prefer curvy girls.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:42 PM EST up reply actions  

This

I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

With a little bity waist.


I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 9:01 PM EST up reply actions  

Thats the Idea BIBTD, First women posted in this thread lol

only men need apply

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 9:05 PM EST up reply actions  

I think only me, you, Uda, Two Nickels and FloridaEagle are into thick

women. Those two women Clint posted look borderline malnourished.

Minimal fat does not equal good health.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 9:24 PM EST up reply actions  

Minimal fat does not equal good health.

AMEN…
The history about the “Model thin” look that started this “fad” of loving bone thin women actually comes from Men that were attracted to teen age boys/girls, alot of the first European designers were men that liked little boys/Girls. Back then “full figured” women were looked at as a sign of wealth or high status (being able to afford food) somewhere along the line (cant remember the reason anymore lol) the designers made their clothes to fit a young boy or Girl. This has been passed down and is still prevalent today with the famous designers clothes and the people they call “Super Models”. not slighting you if you like the thin chick, just stating history.

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 9:45 PM EST up reply actions  

Goes with my theory then.

I keep saying that pedophilia stories are popular nowadays. Ta fucking da. No wonder. Big turnoff when a women looks like she’s underage like Kate Upton.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 9:52 PM EST up reply actions  

how the fuck does this look malnourished?

There’s a difference between being too skinny and in shape. You can’t see it.

I'm great like Gatsby.

by Clint Eastwood on Jan 26, 2012 11:07 PM EST up reply actions  

Let's take a consensus...

Too skinny

In shape

Does everyone agree?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 5:35 AM EST up reply actions  

Dont forget dickmuffin

He loves ass. And djthekidd

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by Udalango on Jan 27, 2012 1:46 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

To a point but

Boobs > ass

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 27, 2012 8:23 AM EST up reply actions  

In Dj's case

Redheaded boobs> everything else.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 9:59 AM EST up reply actions  

Yus!

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 27, 2012 11:51 AM EST up reply actions  

I disagree.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 27, 2012 10:19 AM EST up reply actions  

Face > Ass> Boobs

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 10:33 AM EST up reply actions  

Yup, this is definitely the order.

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 27, 2012 10:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Seriously though

I’m not into the celebrity type, super airbrush type.

Fucking normal. Anything fucking wrong with that?

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Hah

Negative.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:43 PM EST up reply actions  

I know you love this..

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

He’s the only one who’s going to be surprised when he comes out.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

Come out?

Haha. So just about everyone was fooled at least once today. I have a feeling you going to start some shit like you did during the slavery thread, Uncle Ruckus.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:57 PM EST up reply actions  

It’s cool.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jan 26, 2012 9:25 PM EST up reply actions  

numba 2

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 26, 2012 11:46 PM EST up reply actions  

Spanish women don't get any love on BGN... so here.


I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:52 PM EST reply actions  

Spicy....

Is that racist?

ok, the giants suck.
by BigBlueIntervention on Oct 4th

by EagleEyes on Jan 26, 2012 8:53 PM EST up reply actions  

Caliente?

no.

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 26, 2012 8:54 PM EST up reply actions  

lololololol

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 27, 2012 12:03 AM EST reply actions  

More BYWWMSITG

and my personal favorite:

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

#PayDeSeanJackson

by Djax10 on Jan 27, 2012 12:04 AM EST reply actions  

The Wizards could use some practice.

That team is fucking horrible. A D3 college could beat them. Can we put Georgetown in the NBA and put the Wizards in NCAA?

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by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 10:02 AM EST up reply actions  

Most attractive women in the world

Southern Brazil (especially Rio Grande do Sol and Sao Paolo) because of the heavy German and to a lesser degree Italian influence which produces lighter-skinned, lighter eye color, and taller women. Bar #1 the place where modeling agencies look for talent.

Ukraine or Russia: Been to St. Petersburg but never Moscow and the women were simply amazing. Tons of models that come out of Ukraine though especially around Kiev.

Croatia: Go to Dalmatian Coast in the summer. It is like Greece islands only it doesn’t f@cking suck and the women are much hotter.

South Africa: Again due to a blending of Dutch (Boers)/English/Indian and other nationalities.

Australia: Another place with lots of great-looking women especially in Sydney at night.

Iceland: Before the economy cratered, Reykjavik had an amazing night life with some of the most striking and unique looking around.

Basically any place that has had a blending of fixtures which includes Europeans immigrants blending with other nationalities/ethnicities. Only exception I can really think of this is Iceland where you will immediately notice the difference as soon as you get on an Icelandair flight.

by MG77 on Jan 27, 2012 2:57 AM EST reply actions  

America?

South Africa… No-
Ukraine or Russia… Yes, but they hate black people.
Croatia….yes but this picture comes from stormfront….
Brazil… of course… now if you had said Argentina, then look at my response about Russia.
Iceland…yes
Australia… didn’t pay attention to her face…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 5:48 AM EST up reply actions  

Wow over 1,000

in 3 days. Most successful thread ever since the LT days?

Formerly number5
RIP JJ
"Make sure you bone her in the missionary position (you on top) and right when you put it in her tell her in a microphony voice that "The Eagle has landed," and before you blow your load start waving your hands like you’re flying and screech like an eagle." - DickMuffin
Fear Tebus(Tim 3:16)!!!

by HawaiianGreen on Jan 27, 2012 3:29 AM EST reply actions  

Its cause im.the best BGNer

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Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Jan 27, 2012 4:38 AM EST via Android app up reply actions  

A lot of controversial topics.

plus you forgot the derp fight.

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by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 5:29 AM EST up reply actions  

Plus lots of half naked women helps

"I’m the real macaroni you cheesy b@#$%, I’m demonic with the Kraft" - Eminem

"Don't bother getting married - just find a woman you hate and buy her a house." - some anonymous great man

by djthekidd on Jan 27, 2012 8:25 AM EST up reply actions  

The ones since the offseason started have been more successful. Makes sense.

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36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Jan 27, 2012 10:20 AM EST up reply actions  

Probably need a new thread soon....

Overflowing…

I think everyone should be bilateral coordinated.

by BIBTD on Jan 27, 2012 10:03 AM EST reply actions  

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