Just Juan-derful

Looks like Juan more year of Juan Castillo. I just Juant to drown myself in my bowl of Juan-ton soup! Juan would think there would be Juan or two other choices. You'd think Stevie Juander was our GM, the way they stumble around the coaching heap. I, for Juan, would have hoped to get a proven commodity, Juan who had a pedigree from a coaching tree that has Juan Juan or two rings. Just for Juance, I'd like to see my team on the podium. Is Juan Super Bowl ring in my life too much for Juan to ask? Call me an Eagles Juank, but I can't get this failed season out of my mind. If we would have Juan just Juan more regular season game, we could be sitting where the Giants are now. All I can do is Juander around the halls of my house, Juanting to turn on ESPN, but knowing that Juance I do, I'll see Juan Clayton's dorky face gushing over our failure, and I'll just Juant to cry- JUUAAAANN, JUUAAAANN, JUUAAAANN like a Juan year old baby.