Eagles Owner Jeff Lurie To Speak Tomorrow At 2:30

“We’re committed to winning a Super Bowl. That’s the goal.”

/sends up prayers

I’m thinking that all he will do is say whether or not Reid will be back. All of the other stuff will come later. Even there is a condition say, that Reid can only stay if Castillo is fired, I would think that you would hear that from Reid. If Spags is hired, I would think that you would hear that from Reid.

I have a feeling no matter how big the changes or small the changes that will be coming, he isn’t gonna say anything. It’s just gonna be a ‘procedural press conference’ type thing.

“We have to do a better job next year, we want to win the Super Bowl”

“Like Andy said last year, we’re sticking with our DC” wink

I’m really, REALLY anxious to here what Lurie has to say. I don’t think this will be a cookie cutter, procedural press conference where he talks about the “gold standard” or “doing a better job”. What is the point of calling a press conference to acknowledge that you failed? What good does it do to come out and officially announce that this season was a disappointment? There is no point, everybody already knows these things.

Blindside potential tomorrow.

Mr. Reid will remain as our hc I think he can take us to the superbowl. As for the rest of our staff we would evaluate their performance like we do every off season. Also FUCK EVIL BANNER FROM BGN."

Juan vs. Spags vs. a Vermont gym teacher. Winner takes some!!!…of the playcalling duties.

Juan vs. Spags vs. a Vermont gym teacher. Winner takes some!!!…of the playcalling duties.

Nobody ever announces anything big in a press conference. It’s going to be a smarmy end-of-season send off to protect Andy and Juan from having to say anything.

Jeff Laurie : " will do what we can to make a deal with desean… Unless he does not want to stay here. "
Or some other ambiguous drivel.

“We’re making Kelly Green and silver our primary colors again”.

Has Lurie ever held a press conference this soon at the end of the year?

“Fuck the Jets for not beating the Giants last week.”

“After seeing this season play out badly, I feel that the Juan Castillo project didn’t yield the desired results… with that said, we will be relieving Juan of his duties as Defensive coordinator of the Philadelphia Eagles. Mr. Castillo will be taking a job on the offensive side of the ball where he’s spent many years with this organization… So I’d like you all to give a warm welcome to our new Offensive Coordinator, Juan Castillo. Marty Morninghairpiecetoupe will be introduced later today as Defensive Coordinator, I feel that he is a man that can get the job done. Well, that about does it I believe… oh, I almost forgot, we’re flipping line coaches also… Howard to D line and Washburn to O Line. That is all.

“Sorry this season sucked, I fired Castillo and Spags is on a plane right now. Please stop throwing bricks through my window when I’m trying to sleep.”

“Bad news: I’m making any coaching changes. Good news: 5 dollar footlongs for everybody! Oh wait, coach already got a hold of ’em. No good news.”

For those asking, Lurie press conferences at end of year aren’t typical but we in media have been asking for his public comment for weeks.

But a bunch of superfluous talk about the team. Its just a press conference for the media and fans. I don’t think much is gonna be said about the things that are gonna be done (if anything), he’ll just answer those questions in political fashion.

prob gonna announce they are gonna raise ticket prices :/

Several words will be spoken by Mr. Lurie at this press conference, yet we will learn nothing. Or maybe this:

“Well, uh, I can tell ya that we on behalf of the ownership have no intentions to make any significant changes to our coaching staff anytime soon.”
(fires everyone days later)

“I got Desean Jackson and the 15th overall pick and I am publicly asking you to trade us the 2nd overall pick so we can take Justin Blackmon who’s a beast.”—Jeff Lurie

"I’ve learned what it’s like to be alone and…I think I’m in love with you." She says this last part quickly, forcing it out…
…a flood of reality. I get an odd feeling that this is a crucial moment in my life and I’m startled by the suddenness of what I guess passes for an epiphany. There is nothing of value I can offer her. For the first time I see Juan as uninhabited; he seems stronger, less controllable, wanting to take me into a new and unfamiliar land – the dreaded uncertainty of a totally different world. I sense she wants to rearrange my life in a significant way – his eyes tell me this and though I see truth in them, I also know that one day, sometime very soon, she too will be locked in the rhythm of my insanity. All I have to do is keep silent about this and not bring it up – yet he weakens me, it’s almost as if he’s making the decision about who I am, and in my own stubborn, willful way I can admit to feeling a pang, something tightening inside, and before I can stop it I find myself almost dazzled and moved that I might have the capacity to accept, though not return, his love. I wonder if even now, right here in the Novacare Complex, he can see the darkening clouds behind my eyes lifting. And though the coldness I have always felt leaves me, the numbness doesn’t and probably never will. This relationship will probably lead to nothing…this didn’t change anything. I imagine him smelling clean, like tea…
When I find the strength to look back at him, it strikes me how useless, boring, physically beautiful he really is, and the question Why not end up with him? floats into my vision.

How could a team be in the top ten for ALL OFFENSIVE CATEGORIES and only have a .500 season? Either we need some major drafting help on “D” or Juan Castillo needs to leave.