Ahem..It is pure joy that is shouting through my body right now Rex. I never thought I would be able to say "Fuck it, I'm going deep..." ever again. But you, Shananananana (<- to be sung) and Dan Snyder have given me this gift back to my mouth for 2 glorious Sunday afternoons.
Ladies and Gents,
Get your patches, coats and hats while they are hot! I would like to reinstate my official membership.
I hope everyone will join me for a opening day Hamm's Light tribute to #8 and all of his glory.
Rex, besides my team making me happy every 5 seconds this off season.. you my friend have given me the best news all year. You will pad stats for our entire secondary and maybe a few lucky lineman dropping in coverage.
You will make awkward posses while you get sacked; it will be captured by a sports photographer wish shall be shared by the entire internet and many,many, many memes will be created.
Between your beer gut
Or your cannon of an arm, I don't which is sexier.
But I am going to have a great season to figure that out.
Here's To You Grossman!! (Raise glass of Jameson).
And to the Pinkskins! For reminding me once again, what shit looks like. (Does shot, claps twice, head butts grandma, walks out door).