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Warning: Rage Post Below

Star-divide

The state of Hawaii has basically imploded along with my heart.

Are you kidding me Howie Roseman? Are you fucking kidding me?

You cut Daniel Te'o Nesheim?!?!?

He was YOUR third round pick. Have some pride and respect for your self! C'mon man, he is the sack leader for the University of Washington and after 1 year that you DON'T give a opportunity to you just cut him? What kind of magician are you?

You keep a shit like Parker, who plays the first three games of the season well, and plays like Albert Haynesworth in Washington. First of all the logic here doesn't make sense. 

1. He's over the age of 30? WTF, we get rid of those types of guys Howie!

2. Overpaid veteran, and so what he took a pay cut? Why not give Hanson a pay cut? Why not give Westbrook a pay cut? Hmmm? He's taking up space on the roster. Hell, if you gave his time to Te'o, you would have seen his ability!

You keep Trevor Laws? He's done less than Te'o has done in his career so far. Why didn't we cut him after his first year? Why didn't we cut him for two veterans that outperformed him in the pre-season? 

"Well I think for us, we just want to be true to the process. We don't want to keep guys on the roster just because of where they're drafted. We always talk about ‘let's make sure we get the players right.' So we don't care where we get them from; whether we get them from waivers, from trades, from the CFL, from the AFL, let's just make sure we have the players. If you let ego get in the way and you make a decision based on that instead of what's best for the team, I don't think that really helps your football team or your organization."

WTF! That dosen't apply to Laws vs Landri?Hargrove though? Laws is the peice of shit I make after eating Spam and Eggs in Hawai'i! (Look up Spam if you don't know what that is).

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You keep Victor Abiamiri? That shit stain over Te'o? He wasn't even drafted by you and most men and women over the age of 85 have better knees than him! He's trash! Trash! And he sticks around over Te'o who has more potential and health? WTF!

You keep a fucking special teamer over Te'o? Colt Anderson is a beast at ONLY special teams. He is horrible on defense. Why keep a one dimensional guy? The kick-off rules not only killed returners jobs, but the defensive special teams as well, all you need is two knees to run down the field for the touchback over single play. Te'o can do that!

Fuck you EB! I know you kidnapped and impersonated the real Banner to help coax Howie the @magician@  to do this. What kind of magician falls for that? 

Eric Cartman - Screw You Guys I'm Going Home (via YldzKny)

*Gets off BGN, goes to corner and cries like this*

Best Cry Ever (via danike567)

Worst day ever....

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u mad?

Never call a Phillies, Eagles, Flyers or Sixers fans, a band-wagoner. It is disrespectful. We have suffered agony through the years. Philadelphians should be jovial for their teams' success.

by chillyphilly on Sep 4, 2011 12:07 AM EDT reply actions  

Vince been here less than a month and already done ****ed up
smh (dream team)

by allmaddenking on Sep 4, 2011 12:11 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

avantUMADBRO2

Nnamdi has his continent, Asante has his no fly zone, and Mr. Rodgers has his neighborhood.

by NorthernEagle on Sep 4, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions   1 recs

Yes

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 4, 2011 12:13 AM EDT reply actions  

I seriously dont understand the Parker hate

"There is no struggle too vast, no odds too overwhelming, for even should we fail, should we fall, we will know that we have lived.--"Anomander Rake, Son of Darkness
Evil is relative…You can’t hang a sign on it. You can’t touch it or taste it or cut it with a sword. Evil depends on where you are standing, pointing your indicting finger. -Glen Cook The Black Company

by Udalango on Sep 4, 2011 12:20 AM EDT reply actions  

See Vikings game 2010

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 4, 2011 12:27 AM EDT up reply actions  

We should had won that game...

Webb made the Eagles look like doggy poo.

Never call a Phillies, Eagles, Flyers or Sixers fans, a band-wagoner. It is disrespectful. We have suffered agony through the years. Philadelphians should be jovial for their teams' success.

by chillyphilly on Sep 4, 2011 12:34 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yea that game killed me...

I wanted to see the Eagles in a magical snow game all my life… it was devastating to me that it was postponed… Oh and then the game itself… don’t get me started.

It wasn’t just Parker though… all season long we were killed by the the DL’s inability to finish a sack… anyone remember Kitna’s 4th and 10 conversion? 3 Eagles failed to get him down.

by MikeCampy on Sep 4, 2011 6:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

I'm with ya,

bro.

OOoooohh snortskies ooooooohh!!

by trainwreq on Sep 4, 2011 4:05 AM EDT up reply actions  

This is Wash's doing.

He must have not seen anything in Teo and something in Laws. Don’t forget that Laws was hurt the first two years and then beasted when healthy. Even though I would have rather had them keep Teo over Parker for his upside, I think I’ll trust arguably the best D-line coach in the game.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Sep 4, 2011 12:36 AM EDT reply actions  

Phillip Hunt came in a played like a man possessed.

Overall he was perhaps the defensive stand out of the preseason. He played like a guy who never, ever ever ever EVER wants to see Canada again (and who can blame’im) Teo played like he sorta kinda already had it in the bag.

RoughHouse Sports

http://roughhousesports.blogspot.com/

by w-w-JJ-d on Sep 4, 2011 12:48 AM EDT reply actions  

I rec'd this only for the man cry

…still laughing 3 minutes later…

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

"Float like a Butterfly, sting like a Bee; Make sure you got the ball in your hands, or else you won’t get a TD." - Joe Theismann

by Ralf E Chubbs on Sep 4, 2011 1:07 AM EDT reply actions  

I love every minute of it, Teo blew ass

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

by Djax10 on Sep 4, 2011 1:26 AM EDT reply actions  

I liked DTN

But number5… yikes. He has not outproduced Laws, although Laws started much slower than Te’o. Take a deep breath, step away from the edge, and…

Formerly DeSean10
36-5-20-JJ -- Forever Bleeding Green

by AnthroEagle on Sep 4, 2011 1:34 AM EDT reply actions  

HAWAIIANGREEN YOU JERK

MOAR RAGE NOW!!

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 4, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Is this right?

Never call a Phillies, Eagles, Flyers or Sixers fans, a band-wagoner. It is disrespectful. We have suffered agony through the years. Philadelphians should be jovial for their teams' success.

by chillyphilly on Sep 4, 2011 3:32 AM EDT up reply actions  

So… Much… Wrong… Must… Not… Get… Mad.

by d-jackfan10 on Sep 4, 2011 1:40 AM EDT reply actions  

?

With me?
Cuz I’ll admit I was over-reacting (a little)

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 4, 2011 2:00 AM EDT up reply actions  

You are very wrong about Trevor Laws.

by d-jackfan10 on Sep 4, 2011 2:23 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

You are not serious about DTN, are you?

You think he’s good? Or just Hawaiian? If you like him because he’s Hawaiian, I understand. But if you like him because you think he’s good, you’re delusional.

Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.

Ed Wade=all the farm system the Phillies will ever need.

by EvilBanner on Sep 4, 2011 10:00 AM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

Or just Hawaiian? If you like him because he’s Hawaiian, I understand.

Not only that, we when to the same high school (but graduated before I was there)

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 4, 2011 3:36 PM EDT up reply actions  

Oh god. Jeff Driskle's going to be my Te'o??? Fuck.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Sep 4, 2011 8:26 PM EDT up reply actions  

I didn’t throw a fit when we cut Gerard Lawson. I figure we’re just going to draft Torin Harris so we’ll be fine.

by d-jackfan10 on Sep 4, 2011 8:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

I over it now

Just had to rage for a little bit.

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 5, 2011 1:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

Bud.

It’s ok. At least Roseman unlike Heckert knew when to pull the plug….

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Sep 4, 2011 1:50 AM EDT reply actions  

The worst part is I probably jinxed Te'o

with the Lindley Rick Roll

Formerly number5
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
RIP JJ

by HawaiianGreen on Sep 4, 2011 2:01 AM EDT up reply actions  

Yes. Probably.

I knew it was a Rick Roll because everybody was posting URL’s so you knew it was real then you posted:

“Link” or “Source”… It was obvious.

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Sep 4, 2011 2:10 AM EDT up reply actions  

In 2010, Laws had 15 tackles, 4 sacks, 1 forced fumble, 1 interception, and 5 passes defensed.

In 2010, Te’o-Nesheim had 2 tackles and 1 sack.

I was hoping that DTN would stick around just because I hoped he would work out. But to say that DTN accomplished more in his career with the Eagles than Laws has is wrong.

Let the beasting begin.

by TransplantedFan on Sep 4, 2011 4:11 AM EDT reply actions  

at least

He got more career sacks than vernon gholston…

Michael Vick for MVP

by maximdim on Sep 4, 2011 9:04 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

I can do 1 better

Te’o is the 2nd coming of Chris Gocong. Huge number of sacks in college, whole lot of nothing in the pros.

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with the saints, the sinners have much more fun. Billy Joel

by uhrsker on Sep 4, 2011 5:56 AM EDT reply actions  

Gocong was drafted and played an entirely different position then he should have. So there is a big difference there.

by Easedel on Sep 4, 2011 6:53 AM EDT up reply actions  

this is fucking great

rec’d and I’d rec more if I could

"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins

Mike Vick is a piece of shit

We be journalizing, son.
by JimmyK on Jul 21, 2011 7:21 PM EDT

by Talon Talent on Sep 4, 2011 7:46 AM EDT up reply actions  

I can’t stop staring at this

"He wasn't an astronaut, he was a tv comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!"

by groot on Sep 4, 2011 3:06 PM EDT up reply actions  

Feel ya but...

Hunt is so much better than DTN who had a grand total of 2 tackles last year. Hunt is better for us in the wide 9 and Parker is taking a pay cut to stay on. We could of drafted DTN first overall and it wouldn’t have mattered, it’s the best 53 players PERIOD. We cut a guy who isn’t good enough to make our active roster and never will be. Always good to hear another opinion, especially when you dont hold back though.

"The positions I played, every play, I was making contact, not like that … Deion Sanders. He couldn’t tackle my wife. He’s back there dancing out there instead of hitting." -Chuck Bednarik

by MidwesternEaglesfan on Sep 4, 2011 7:58 AM EDT reply actions  

This fucking clown is garbage.

The Nova Care complex is a better place now that this candy-assed GocongLite isn’t there to get blown 20 yards off the ball.

Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.

Ed Wade=all the farm system the Phillies will ever need.

by EvilBanner on Sep 4, 2011 9:54 AM EDT reply actions  

just because someone is a good college player does not mean they will work out in the nfl....

and are u really hating on laws….. he has improved so much and is a potential starter imo

by Mike GinZ on Sep 4, 2011 11:18 AM EDT reply actions  

Not that shocked

When we drafted him in the 3rd round I was happy about the player (currently live in Seattle) but not happy with the Round. Overall DTN just never became that kick-ass Relentless Islander he was at UW (and he was a beast in college no doubt). Just off the sound test i would have rather cut DTN than Laws since laws played well in individual games for the eagles where as DTN hasnt been good (or healthy) enough to see the field. We have played some shitty back-ups on the dline which further gives the thought that he just outpowered and pestered the linemen in college but the pro linemen dont fall so easily.

by EagleEyes on Sep 4, 2011 11:22 AM EDT reply actions  

Irving is on the rock again.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Sep 4, 2011 1:24 PM EDT up reply actions   1 recs

I don’t even… I can’t… I….

"He wasn't an astronaut, he was a tv comedian! And he was just using space travel as a metaphor for beating his wife!"

by groot on Sep 4, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions  

for a moment there i thought u

were kidding

Reporter: "What have you done for T.O., besides getting him suspended?"

Drew Rosenhaus: "Next question."

by So. Cal Swag on Sep 4, 2011 12:40 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

Bad reach

Remember him being slated as even a reach in the 5th round. If the Eagles had taken him with one of their late picks, it wouldn’t have been as big a deal.

He was so bad last year that the Eagles were picking up complete retreads off the street late in the year after Graham went down. Even then DTO couldn’t get on the field.

He won’t get picked up by another team either even as a practice squad player.

by MG77 on Sep 4, 2011 1:20 PM EDT reply actions  

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