Well, there he is again, floating in the toilet on the Injured Reserve life preserver. Why can't we get rid of this guy? You can count his career in minutes on the field, not games played. He can injure himself just straining to fart. He kind of reminds me of  the Glass Man from the M. Night Shamalamadingdong movie 'Unbreakable' or maybe Steve Urquell on steroids.  Is there some kind of clause in his contract that says if we cut him we have to fire Andy Reid and accept Mike Shanahan as our head coach or is he screwing someone's daughter in the front office?  I mean seriously, what is the upside of keeping him at this point? Can't you cut someone if they are on IR?  WTF already?

(end rant)