Well well lookie we have here? Mr. I get outfucking coached! You suck! You cost us a easy win with your stupid fucking play calling and anyother decisions that went through your fat brain. You better believe that if we miss the playoffs after all the shit we did this offseason you ass is on the hot seat!

Bleeding Green Nation- Where Nnamdi Happens...did you earn your paycheck today? I think NOT! You couldnt at least push that no name bum ass receiver outta bounds? IDC IF KURT WAS IN YOUR WAY. What about that other no name fuck who strait up Mossed you in the endzone? Where is lights out Nnamdi? I want my 60 mil Nnamdi Idk who the fuck this is after today. 

"Holy shit.......................you suck at everything!"-Arhcer

Has anyone ever seen the Archer episode called Tragical History? Well if you havent, watch it, and pretend Cyril is THIS FUCK JARRAD PAGE. Fool me once (ATL GAME) shame on you, fool me twice (today and every game after) Shame on me, the coaches, the fans, and the enemy for who you are. A all around suck a football loser. Ladies and gentlemen I give you, Ernie Sims at saftey. 

You deserve better than this Shady, it kills me to see you play lights out and try and put the team on your back. You cant do it alone especially when your coach is getting outcoached and wont give you the fucking ball on the 0 yard line!

Fuck you!

Welp someone is starting to look more and more like a 7th round draft pick! I swear if Nnamdi had gotten hurt on your stupid attempt at re-tackling the bum dude I woulda have came into your house tonight and water boarded you. 

"hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah IM 45 YEARS OLD AND JUST GOT DRAFTED IN THE 1ST ROUND, SILLY DO THEY KNOW I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO PLAY FOOTBALL. ILL JUST BE INACTIVE EVERY WEEK AND BUILD UP MY 401K FROM MY PAYCHECKS."

FUCK YOU! 

I really hope you go 0-16, get fired, then get scooped up by the new revamped eagles coaching staff, because it will be revamped! 

" Well you see, they're the ones that fucked up, I may be on the wrong side of 30, but who cares? they will look stupid in the end. Ima go out and do what I do, pick off Eli, hit stick people, just play football man. Fuck dem dirty birds, thats why I sack stripped that bitch Vick." 

GOD I MISS YOU :(!!!!!

Guys.....we'll be ok.....I hope