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1.Bleach: You’ll use it to clean. Before the hurricane hit here last time, I became a whirling dervish. I cleaned EVERY piece of laundry. The house was spotless. The first thing that happens when the hurricane comes through — no electricity, no sanitation, no public works. Think about it. Think about not flushing your toilet. Yeah.
2.Extra paper goods: Toilet paper, paper plates, plasticware, garbage bags, baby wipes (no showers), etc. You can’t have too much.
3.Camp lamps: You know those propane camp lamps? Make sure you have fuel, too. But when you lose electricity, you’ll want to sit around in the sweltering heat and do something. Get cards, books (no iPad), board games.
4.Landline for telephone and MAKE SURE you have an old-fashioned phone that doesn’t need batteries.
5.Buy more perishable food than you think. Fruits, veggies. Dried goods get boring after a couple days.
6.CASH IS KING. ATMs won’t work. Banks will be closed. You will need money to buy things from whomever is still open. Their credit card machines WON’T work.
7.Fill up the car with gas. This could save your life. Your car engine is a generator. It can charge your phones. It can get you the hell out of Dodge. Fill it up.
8.Buy a chainsaw now. Laugh if you will, but we helped many people get out of their driveways and out of neighborhoods with our chainsaw. People were stuck. Don’t be one of them.
9.Buy a handcrank NOAA radio. You will use this. When the reality of no electricity settles in, you’ll start panicking because you don’t have enough batteries. Hand cranks work no matter. Buy one here.
10.Guns and ammo. Make sure and have it ready. There was no looting in Houston. Know why? Self protection. People get desperate. When we left and finally evacuated a week after the last hurricane, we stopped at a private gas station that our friends are part owner of — we needed to top off the tank after doing some running around. A very frantic dude came up (he was armed) who wanted gas. We all were armed (four men and me and the kids). It was a good thing we were.
11.High calorie food and multi-vitamins. Chocolate. PB&J. Boxed foods. Get a variety. You’ll be sick of it all before it’s all over.
12.Clear plastic covered containers and plastic bags. PUT ALL VALUABLES in clear plastic bags. Put plastic bags in the bin. Be ready to put them in the car and go. 12.5 Have a container with emergency items — hunting knife, rope, tarp, duct tape, etc.
13.Gas stove works. Everything else won’t. You’ll need a grill and charcoal and matches or a lighter. Keep em dry.
14.WHEN IN DOUBT EVACUATE. What’s the worst that can happen? You’re wrong? Who cares? It’s better than being stuck in a flooded city, I can promise you.
15.Get water. During the first hurricane, we had surprise guests. Friends and extended family lived in a mobile home. They couldn’t afford to leave but the hurricane was on a direct path. We had them come to our house. It was a good thing we had lots and lots of extra water. You want to be in the position of helping people–not needing help.
16.You have a short window to make contact with family. The government will take over the cellular and landline network for emergency channels. This will piss you off. Don’t panic. Addendum: Make sue someone knows what your plans are. Give out back up phone numbers. People will be worrying about you.
17.Extras: Duct tape (for windows and blowing and stuff) and LED flash lights. FIRST AID kit. Aspirin, antibiotics, butterfly bandages, etc
18.Take pictures for insurance. Right NOW, get out your phone. Go around your house and take pictures of everything. Save the photos somewhere safe. Insurance. Someone mentioned emailing them to yourself. This is a good idea. Get it in the cloud in case you need to make claims.
19.Last thing before all else fails: Fill the tub with water. And as @chrisofrights says, the water tank has extra.
20.Plastic bags. You really can’t have too many between trash and clean up. RT @FineCalliCat: wipes..don’t forget wipes.

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So what is the feeling right now over there?

Is it going to hit hard? Or will we only know tomorrow?

FLY #7 FLY !!!
In MUDD I trust !!!

by BWestFactor on Aug 26, 2011 3:05 PM EDT reply actions  

i dont think philly will be that bad

but i know in nj everyone is camping in for the weekend

by Jeff Sun on Aug 26, 2011 3:10 PM EDT up reply actions  

This is just a litttttttttttttttle extreme

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by Djax10 on Aug 26, 2011 4:50 PM EDT reply actions  

Ha, I kinda liked it. If there’s only one piece of advice on the list that you take, it’s worthwhile.

This hurricane is no joke. It’s going to be a continuous pounding for like 20 straight hours. Weather doesn’t typically scare me, but this one has my attention.

by JimmyK on Aug 27, 2011 6:54 AM EDT via mobile up reply actions  

Wait... where the kids armed too?

those are some bad ass kids

Reporter: "What have you done for T.O., besides getting him suspended?"

Drew Rosenhaus: "Next question."

by So. Cal Swag on Aug 26, 2011 5:01 PM EDT reply actions  

They only had

brass knuckles

"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by David_K on Aug 26, 2011 7:45 PM EDT up reply actions  

#21 move to cali

where we only worry about devastating earthquakes and the police.

Reporter: "What have you done for T.O., besides getting him suspended?"

Drew Rosenhaus: "Next question."

by So. Cal Swag on Aug 26, 2011 8:18 PM EDT via mobile reply actions  

4.Landline for telephone and MAKE SURE you have an old-fashioned phone that doesn’t need batteries.

An old-fashioned telephone that runs on… electricity instead? When the power’s out?

GFY

"When life hands you lemons, make a profit." - Chet Cashley

by Ralf E Chubbs on Aug 26, 2011 11:37 PM EDT reply actions  

old fashioned phone (power source is phone the phone line)

by hopinpa on Aug 27, 2011 12:31 PM EDT up reply actions  

Also

Wonder how many fans the VaGiants loose when they hide in basements for hurricane?

by hopinpa on Aug 27, 2011 12:33 PM EDT reply actions  

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