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NFC East Opponents


I am deeply concerned about the lack of creativity from BGN regarding NFC East opponents.

It is an unacceptable state of affairs that we refer to other teams by affixing "lol" to the beginning of the word (lolskins, lolgiants, lolvancouvercanucks, lolmanchesterunited, etc).  Not only is that completely amateurish, but it shows a complete lack of creativity from the city that invented the cheesesteak, the Tastykake and the concept of freedom.

Therefore, I humbly propose the following...a few threads back, I referred to the New York Giants as Umenyiornary Tract Infection.  This works on several levels.  First, Osi Umenyoria's name kind of sounds like "urinary."  Second, they are vaginas.

The Redskins are a bit tougher, but I think that a willful misrepresentation of the sport they play would allow us to refer to them as the "Washington Generals."  The Generals, famed opponents of the Harlem Globetrotters, are infamous for their utter ineptness in the face of superior athleticism. 

The Cowboys are easy.  "Jerry's Kids" really seems to fit them for some reason. 

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But whatever the case, the lol_ should stop.  It's not clever.  And if our defense is going to play like it did the other night, is "lolEagles" too far behind? 

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