Creativity

by number5 on Jul 30, 2011 8:17 PM EDT

Sorry in advance.

I finished a fantasy football draft with my friends today and I need some help on the name. I want a name that has one of my players in it. Here are my starters.

QB: Matt Schaub

QB: Josh Freeman

RB: Chris Johnson

RB: Daren McFadden

WR: Vincent Jackosn

WR: Santonio Holmes

TE: Rob Gronkowski/Zack Miller

I know I raped :D

But the best name I could think of is Armed Schaubbery. Anything better BGN?

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Name it...

Vincent Jackosn.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Jul 30, 2011 8:36 PM EDT reply actions

How about Last place

JoeD AKA The Voice Of Reason

by Joe_D on Jul 30, 2011 8:38 PM EDT reply actions

how about

Vincent the less talented Jackson…

I hope I am wrong, but Kolb is a four-letter word.

by Cowboy KILLER on Jul 30, 2011 8:39 PM EDT reply actions

Bucking Gronko’s, show the kicker some love.

AR should have to wear a Flava Flav necklace until he learns how to manage a fucking clock.
I am the proud target of temper tantrums.

by KByars on Jul 30, 2011 9:19 PM EDT reply actions

Barron McBabin’s

Astra Inclinant, Non Necessitant

by EagleGreeninMD on Jul 30, 2011 9:47 PM EDT reply actions

How about.

Fatt Schlaubb. Like Fat Slob.

Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.

Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.

by DickMuffin on Jul 30, 2011 10:28 PM EDT reply actions

Name it "not to shauby

Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...

Wild_Eagle!

Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.

-Awarded by Number5

Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!

by wild_eagle on Jul 31, 2011 12:40 AM EDT reply actions 2 recs

I like it...

"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
"Or if the rest of the defense if even decent then
our two Rookie safety’s don’t have to go all Ed Reed-Palamolu-Dawkins-super sayan badass mode to help us win." - W_E
Sending pics of your junk > dog killing > generally being a douche > sexual assault allegations > being on the Cowboys.

by number5 on Jul 31, 2011 12:45 AM EDT up reply actions

my favorite so far

AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
Ag-gres-sive: 1. Ready or likely to attack or confront; characterized by or resulting from aggression; 2. Pursuing one's aims and interests forcefully, sometimes unduly so; 3. THE EAGLES FRONT OFFICE

by Mr.electric10 on Jul 31, 2011 1:27 AM EDT up reply actions