Eagles Fantasy Football Team Names

by JasonB on Jul 30, 2011 1:00 PM EDT in Philadelphia Eagles News

As we draw closer to starting our fantasy football seasons, I thought it would be fun to compile a list of Eagles themed fantasy team names. I've made a list of some I've made up and seen elsewhere, but if you've heard some good ones put them in the comments and I'll add them to the list.

Idiot Avants (I'm using this one this year!)

Hangin' With Riley Cooper

Return Of The King Dunlap

Justice League

Kafka-Esque

Return Of The Mack-lin

Owen Schmitt Happens

ConVicks

Philly's Babin-Back Ribs

The Viet-Nnamdi War

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We're getting some good ones after the jump.

Kiss My Asomugha
These pretzels are Maclin me thirsty
Keenan and Kel(ce)

Mr, Rodgers-Cromartie’s Neighbohood

Vick In A Box

Vince Young & the Restless

Forever Vince Young

Run DRC

Regarding Henery

Maclin the Knife
Sleeper Celek
Avant-Garde

Playing It McCoy

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i missed yesterday's thread

is it too late to get in a casual league?

"Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works."

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by sctrojan13 on Jul 30, 2011 1:04 PM EDT reply actions

Kiss My Asomugha

"I love my Ducks (wait 'til you see my O)"

by bkeagle718 on Jul 30, 2011 1:07 PM EDT reply actions

These pretzels are Maclin me thirsty

by ILL Eagle on Jul 30, 2011 1:08 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

probably too many characters but good one.

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:10 PM EDT up reply actions

DRSee ya later Kevin

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:12 PM EDT reply actions

Sooooo Devine

Running from the Laws

MoFo

Keenan and Kel(ce)

"The positions I played, every play, I was making contact, not like that … Deion Sanders. He couldn’t tackle my wife. He’s back there dancing out there instead of hitting." -Chuck Bednarik

by MidwesternEaglesfan on Jul 30, 2011 1:14 PM EDT reply actions

I'm rolling with

Awesome Asomughas

by cliphord on Jul 30, 2011 1:16 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Asomugha Power

"The positions I played, every play, I was making contact, not like that … Deion Sanders. He couldn’t tackle my wife. He’s back there dancing out there instead of hitting." -Chuck Bednarik

by MidwesternEaglesfan on Jul 30, 2011 1:17 PM EDT reply actions

I'm LEEving on a jet plane

" I don't know if I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by stopyourcrying on Jul 30, 2011 1:20 PM EDT reply actions

Mackin with Maclin

"Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works."

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by sctrojan13 on Jul 30, 2011 1:22 PM EDT reply actions

haha damnit that sounded less wrong in my head....

how do you Philly folk feel about stuff like that…..

"Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works."

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by sctrojan13 on Jul 30, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions

na that’s a good one

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:23 PM EDT up reply actions

Jeremy "don't kiss me" Maclin

" I don't know if I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by stopyourcrying on Jul 30, 2011 1:24 PM EDT reply actions

I’m Sorry D. Jackson

The Real McCoy

Forever Vince Young

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:24 PM EDT reply actions

Buy or Celek

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:25 PM EDT up reply actions

Battle in the Trent-ches

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT up reply actions

Mr, Rodgers-Cromartie’s Neighbohood

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions

nice

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions

Vick in a Box

And to add just other random ones

Romosexual Tendencies
Multiple Scorgasms (one of my team names last year)
Forgetting Brandon Marshall (my fantasy dynasty league)

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions

forgetting brandon marshall is a good one

My mojo so dope. BITCH!

Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO

by dday on Jul 30, 2011 4:01 PM EDT up reply actions

Forever Vince Young made me laugh

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by JasonB on Jul 30, 2011 1:28 PM EDT up reply actions

Vince Young Money

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT up reply actions

I like the second one.

"It's not going to make me try to hit you any harder, because I'm going to do that anyway." - Brian Dawkins

by TheRealMcCoy on Jul 30, 2011 1:31 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

hahaha

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT up reply actions

Samnandi Asantsomugha (potentially)

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

Obviously supposed to be Samnamdi Asantsomugha

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:30 PM EDT up reply actions

Micheal & Jackson triller

by SouthernEagle on Jul 30, 2011 1:26 PM EDT reply actions

Fenuki me? Fenuki you!

" I don't know if I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath

by stopyourcrying on Jul 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

Juan CastillYO NNAMDI

The Jruth shall be told.

by packimop on Jul 30, 2011 1:27 PM EDT reply actions

D.N.A.

"There is no dark side in the moon, really. Matter of fact it's all dark."

by alcatraz0109 on Jul 30, 2011 1:29 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Domonique – Nnamdi – Asante! love it.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:34 PM EDT up reply actions

dominique*

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:36 PM EDT up reply actions

Nice

Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.

by Eagladelphia on Jul 30, 2011 1:43 PM EDT up reply actions

i like convicks

by con-vick on Jul 30, 2011 1:32 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

The Vick effect

"Some people think they should go to heaven but NOT have to die to get there.
Sorry, but that’s simply not how it works."

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by sctrojan13 on Jul 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Herreman’s Hairy Men

by The Fish on Jul 30, 2011 1:33 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Not Eagles but it’s one of my favorite all time names ‘Breaston Plants’

Babin for Apples

Vick Jackson TDs

They call me The Professor.

by Whodie126 on Jul 30, 2011 1:36 PM EDT reply actions

Breaston Plants is a classic. As is “Somewhere Over Dwyane Bowe”

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by JasonB on Jul 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT up reply actions

I used “Show me them TDs” a couple times. Note that there were multiple women in each league.

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:39 PM EDT up reply actions

Or a variation, “Big Ol’ TDs”

"They say that nobody is perfect. Then they tell you practice makes perfect. I wish they'd make up their minds." - Wilt Chamberlain

by soman319 on Jul 30, 2011 1:40 PM EDT up reply actions

Ron Mexico Kennels

What, too soon?

by dantron1313 on Jul 30, 2011 1:37 PM EDT reply actions

I'm going with..

Suck my Vick, No Romo

by kphealey on Jul 30, 2011 1:39 PM EDT via mobile reply actions 3 recs

+1

I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ

by sports00fan00 on Jul 30, 2011 6:48 PM EDT up reply actions

Noel Devine Intervention

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by JasonB on Jul 30, 2011 1:40 PM EDT reply actions

Nas

Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.

by Eagladelphia on Jul 30, 2011 1:40 PM EDT reply actions

I am using

Kibbles and Vicks

by MyFathersSon on Jul 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

Starvin Marlin

Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.

by Eagladelphia on Jul 30, 2011 1:41 PM EDT reply actions

Patterson’s Patties

Football - It's Beyond an Addiction, It's a Way of Life.

by Eagladelphia on Jul 30, 2011 1:42 PM EDT reply actions

Kibbles N’ Vicks

CarrotTop4: Who exactly said Tim Tebow couldn't win the Heisman??

AlabamaJammer: dunno. I don't care. He's in the pros now.

And we have crocodile tears to prove it.

by SouthAlaBamaRampage on Jul 30, 2011 1:45 PM EDT reply actions

Nah...Nahmm...Nogonnascorehereanymore

by d.justice on Jul 30, 2011 1:47 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs

Kafka’s Metamorphosis

by d.justice on Jul 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT up reply actions

nice Office Space reference … you sir get a rec.

They call me The Professor.

by Whodie126 on Jul 30, 2011 3:14 PM EDT up reply actions

My Wife Is Leaving me for Brent Celek

Too long? Cause she wants to do that

by The Fish on Jul 30, 2011 1:48 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

At least she has good taste.

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36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Jul 30, 2011 1:57 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Run DRC

by captain nodar on Jul 30, 2011 1:50 PM EDT reply actions

Damn, forgot that one!

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36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Jul 30, 2011 1:52 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

this

Last name Ever
First name Greatest

by Djax10 on Jul 30, 2011 3:26 PM EDT up reply actions

Playing it McCoy
MacJack Attack
Ice Cole
Corner the Market
Pass on mah Asomugha? (Too long?)
ConVicktion
Vicktory Seekers
InVinceable
Avant You So Bad
Celek’s Stache
Matthews’ Hair
The Kicking Hen(e)rys

Bleeding Green Nation -- Home of the REAL Slim Shady
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever

by DeSean10 on Jul 30, 2011 1:51 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Tapp my Sapp

by captain nodar on Jul 30, 2011 1:55 PM EDT reply actions

Regarding Henery

or “Tappin dat ass.”

Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.

"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.

by EvilBanner on Jul 30, 2011 1:59 PM EDT reply actions

Dixon a Rolle

by captain nodar on Jul 30, 2011 2:00 PM EDT reply actions

Three Men and A Hanson
No Fly Zone
All Your CBs Are Belong To Us
Pick Six
Schadenfreude

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Jul 30, 2011 2:06 PM EDT via mobile reply actions

Or just plain old

Hahahahahaha

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Jul 30, 2011 2:07 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions

Engage!
The Gold Standard
Andy’s 3 Piece Meal
Juan’s Job Just Got Easier
We Will Fuck You Up, Dude

"I tried to run him over but Eli had his big boy pads on and he kind of stopped me from getting in the end zone. The next time I’ll try to jump over his head.’’ - Asante Samuel

by foos05 on Jul 30, 2011 2:09 PM EDT via mobile up reply actions 1 recs

Andy’s 3 Piece Meal

rec’d lol

by Call of the Wild on Jul 30, 2011 3:22 PM EDT up reply actions

LMAO @

All Your CBs Are Belong To Us

That video game will never live that down. lol

I-C-Y-U-H8-ME

by Qwest on Jul 30, 2011 2:15 PM EDT up reply actions

by captain nodar on Jul 30, 2011 2:21 PM EDT up reply actions

My team's name is:

Vick Rydin’

I-C-Y-U-H8-ME

by Qwest on Jul 30, 2011 2:14 PM EDT reply actions

My team name this year is Vicktory…simple and to the point.

by J. Wil on Jul 30, 2011 2:29 PM EDT reply actions

Names...

Nnamdi Plum
NnFL
Que Aso Aso
Aso es la Vida
Apple Djax
Maclin the Knife
Sleeper Celek
Avant Guard

---AstrosFan (Austin Lawyer and Sports Fan)

by AstrosFan on Jul 30, 2011 2:41 PM EDT reply actions

Some more...

Multiple Sack Tapps
Fokou Romo & Eli
Trufant Handle the Truth
Devine Comedy
Schmitt on Dallas’ Star
You Clay to win the game
He could go Hall the way
Marsh Madness

by Call of the Wild on Jul 30, 2011 2:47 PM EDT reply actions

Nice

Combo of yours… “Fokou Dallas, I Schmitt on your Star”

---AstrosFan (Austin Lawyer and Sports Fan)

by AstrosFan on Jul 30, 2011 3:05 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs

I like it

by Call of the Wild on Jul 30, 2011 3:09 PM EDT up reply actions

Rule #2, Always Double Tapp

by captain nodar on Jul 30, 2011 3:02 PM EDT reply actions

The Convicks were my team last year.

"My truck done shocked the fire outta me. My arm don't hurt no more" - Roy Oswalt

by Zach_B on Jul 30, 2011 3:03 PM EDT reply actions

Or...

We got big NADs…(Nnamdi, Asante, Dominique)

---AstrosFan (Austin Lawyer and Sports Fan)

by AstrosFan on Jul 30, 2011 3:04 PM EDT reply actions

I like the name i picked for Wild eagle's league

Nnamdi’s Nutzz!!

"(The) Only People Who Want 18 Games Are Those That Have Never Played ONE"
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by w-w-JJ-d on Jul 30, 2011 3:16 PM EDT reply actions

Corner Store
Hey Jerruh, tell me how my Asomugha tastes (my fave)
No Passing Zone

You have been banned from Big Blue View... "trolling the post game stuff at BBV is just classless and a great mark of a tool. Grow up man, enjoy your victory, but try to not reinforce every stereotype of a Philadelphia fan. Bye bye."

by oldasquick on Jul 30, 2011 3:49 PM EDT reply actions