Dear Andy, Howie and Joe.
by EvilBanner on Jul 29, 2011 6:47 PM EDT
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I am sorry.
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Take a screenshot guys….you’ll NEVER see again.
"If I can get you to think twice, I'm in your head."
-Brian Dawkins
"Yeah, I like to hit people"
-Brandon Graham
This is unfucking real
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
What did you think in '04?
Do you like what they did this year better?
I do.
"Even those invested in the idea that the journey is the destination may feel they've taken a train to nowhere." - Terry Lawson
Yes.
This is better.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
REC
I never thought i would hear it from the Horses mouth !!! EB you need to change your handle ! i demand it lol
REC THIS COMMENT IF EB has to change his handle lol !!!
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jul 29, 2011 6:53 PM EDT reply actions 13 recs
The name's not changing.
But I have absolutely nothing to complain about.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
lol it was worth a shot
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM EDT up reply actions
I died
Dedication without talent is a daydream. Talent without dedication is a nightmare.
by LeonSA on Jul 29, 2011 6:58 PM EDT via mobile reply actions
Thi is truly unbelievable
Hope they don’t fuck it up by trading away Asante. I don’t think so though. We now have the best set of corners in the league, bar none!
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
Mike Vick is a piece of shit
We be journalizing, son.
by JimmyK on Jul 21, 2011 7:21 PM EDT
Uh.
I don’t think it’s even close. In fact, I might go so far as to say the best secondary…at least top 5
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
Beyond the best.
3 ( 3!!! ) Pro-Bowlers.
2 legit top 5 CBs. I don’t think this has ever happened before in the history of the NFL.
Release the hounds!
"Even those invested in the idea that the journey is the destination may feel they've taken a train to nowhere." - Terry Lawson
im hopingh they make one run with all 3 and if there is a problem with doing it again next year they will make a move in the offseason
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jul 29, 2011 7:01 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
lmfao
this was a LONG time comiong
LONG LONG LONG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
REC!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JoeD AKA The Voice Of Reason
Hi Joe.
Like I said, not changing the name, but I think someone at NovaCare is starting to figure some really important shit out.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
you know whats funny
i was going to wait for the opportunity to ask you if you still hated banner… you know i always kiled u for hating him. for years
JoeD AKA The Voice Of Reason
Banner. Yeah. I think I still hate him.
But Howie Roseman? Let’s just put it like this…Joe, I’m in love.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
by EvilBanner on Jul 29, 2011 7:36 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
stilll never thorught i would ever see this thread lol
maybe one more time when we get the lombardi
JoeD AKA The Voice Of Reason
Let’s just put it like this…Joe, I’m in love.
Finally coming around to Joe Banner, eh?
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 29, 2011 8:08 PM EDT up reply actions
No. I was telling Joe_D that I am in love with Howie Roseman.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
no you weren't
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 29, 2011 9:28 PM EDT up reply actions
Have another little slice of pie,
I’m pretty sure I read that Banner worked these deals.
"Even those invested in the idea that the journey is the destination may feel they've taken a train to nowhere." - Terry Lawson
Never thought I'd see the day
Gotta’ give my man EB credit though, getting rid of K2 was probably for the best.
Still shocked this happened.. and somewhat sad that Asante will most likely be gone.
HOL-LEE-SHEIT!
I never thought I’d see the day when EvilBanner utters the words Joe and sorry in the same sentence.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
OMFG.
A pig just flew right past my window.
Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
Yours truly,
H.R.H Emperor Iggy of the Internet, forever to be known as the InterEmperor.
I can’t effing believe this.
Three things remain:
1. Address the linebackers.
2. Get DJax his money
3 Win the superbowl.
by BrianS on Jul 29, 2011 7:51 PM EDT reply actions 1 recs
EB
I’m proud of you.
"Luis Zedejas, I kick field goals. Am I nervous, yeah I suppose. Win the game by hittin the mark, this game is over before it starts."
-Buddy's Watchin You
by IWantToFlyLikeAnEagle on Jul 29, 2011 8:03 PM EDT reply actions
well i stole it from google
are you saying dday stole it from muah ? cause tech. were both thieves lol
"Dear Andy, Howie and Joe. I am sorry." - EvilBanner 7/29/2011
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jul 29, 2011 9:32 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thanks for having my back, and yes it took it from google, I can never get tiers of it
My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
He didn't need...
…to have your back. I didn’t know where it was from and was moreso giving you props if you created it. Sheesh.
I-C-Y-U-H8-ME
Uh...
I was saying that I was stealing it. Not that you stole it. I don’t care where you got it from…just wanted you to know that NOW I HAVE IT TOO!
I-C-Y-U-H8-ME
We can all have it bro, I'm just glad Nnamdi is an eagle
My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
This needs to be put to the front page.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
I'm sorry
My mojo so dope. BITCH!
Revis's Island< Nnamdi's Nation< Jimmy Smith's EGO
by dday on Jul 29, 2011 8:45 PM EDT reply actions 4 recs
why is this not GREEN!
I've been waiting my whole life for an Eagles Championship
R2C2!
RIP JJ
by sports00fan00 on Jul 30, 2011 7:44 PM EDT up reply actions
EvilBanner.
I love you man (No homo)… Takes some balls to apologize.
Eagles kick ass.. Thinking about posting a “hahah you all suck” post on the Giants blog, it’s about time our most hostile member gets banned from there.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
dont be a dick now
id rather you be a dick when we have the “precious” in our trophy case
"Dear Andy, Howie and Joe. I am sorry." - EvilBanner 7/29/2011
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jul 29, 2011 9:36 PM EDT up reply actions
is in * cobb'd ... fk my life :D
"Dear Andy, Howie and Joe. I am sorry." - EvilBanner 7/29/2011
"I think pro athletes should be forced to use steroids. I think we as fans deserve the greatest athletes science can create."- Daniel Tosh
If Football Had A Church , Brian Dawkins Would Be My Preacher. -NPK
Creator of "Jibta" - NPK
"i know talent .. the eagles do not " – JIBTA
by NorthPhillyKid on Jul 29, 2011 9:37 PM EDT up reply actions
NPK...
I’ll be a complete dick once we have the trophy.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Don't even think about it.
They have it coming, dude, they have it coming.
"Even those invested in the idea that the journey is the destination may feel they've taken a train to nowhere." - Terry Lawson
I'm going to begin my write up.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Woo mutha
f…cking who!!!!
Joe Banner is Evil Banners father. Kinda like Luke and Darth Vader.
Juan Castillo switching from the offensive line coach to Defensive coordinator is soooo dumb it might just work.
by MightyJoeBanner on Jul 29, 2011 9:43 PM EDT reply actions
I’m stuck somewhere between being amazed at seeing this post and looking for a bunker somewhere. Because we know what this kind of post likely means…
Dr. Peter Venkman: BGN is headed for a disaster of biblical proportions.
Joe Banner: What do you mean, “biblical”?
Dr Ray Stantz: What he means is Old Testament, Mr. Banner, real wrath of God type stuff.
Dr. Peter Venkman: Exactly.
Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!
Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes…
Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave!
Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together… mass hysteria!
Banner: All right, all right! I get the point!
Never argue with an idiot. They'll bring you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Just when I thought I was actually happy with the state of Philadelphia sports...
…some of the Phillies fans are bitching about the Hunter Pence deal.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
I think someone hacked EB
If I agreed with you, we’d both be wrong.
by PhiladelphiaEagles on Jul 29, 2011 11:22 PM EDT reply actions
Alright bitch
What did you do with EvilBanner? Come Clean and we will take it easy on yea.
JK
Good show brother , Good show!
I logged on today
Just to see what EB would be saying. Classic.
You have been banned from Big Blue View... "trolling the post game stuff at BBV is just classless and a great mark of a tool. Grow up man, enjoy your victory, but try to not reinforce every stereotype of a Philadelphia fan. Bye bye."
It takes a big man, EB. My hat is off to you, sir.
And yes this is Philly, you welcome to come check us
Way to man up EB
Just got a google weather alert: For the first time in recorded history, it is snowing in Hell and all expectations are it will soon freeze over.
Howie Roseman is quickly approaching RAJ the Smug one™ in demi God status.
LOL Roseman's the best GM ever...
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Can I just point out...
…that this three-word FanPost is tied for the second most popular of all time, trailing only the legendary “EFF YOU, WE’RE WINNING ANYWAY” post by Bye Dawk aka JimmyK? I love it.
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