JIBTA is jack is better than asante
by DeSean10 on Jul 21, 2011 4:00 PM EDT
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Should this be a fanpost? Nah, probably not. But it is, and the mods can delete it if they so choose.
But seriously guys, just admit it, this is the real deal… It would be funny if it weren’t, but it is. Here is a sample of the old JIBTA’s most recent fanpost:
Ok you guys asked for it .. here it is .. Jibtas offseason guide ...which if followed correctly will imdeitly result in superbowl victories .. some side effects may apply
ok so first off the million dollar question .. what to do with mike vick
Simple .. Franchie tag him
why? beacause you dont have to sign him long term .. how much cheaper would it really be to sign him long term than the tag? not too much .. considering the season hes coming off ... factoring in his age and playing style .. i say franchise him and see what he does next year
Next question .. who will be the back up qb and what does that mean for kolb?
Well im going to kill two birds with one stone ... EAGLES TRADE KOLB and a 4th round pick TO TITANS FORVINCE YOUNG , a 1st (next year) and 3rd (this year).
We have all seen what andy can do with a black athletic qb .. young is going to be moved .. tenn needs a qb now .. specifiaclly not one who played at penn state when i was in grade school.. with chris johnson they need a young qb .. kolb would fit perfectly .. we get young cheap and can mold him to possibly be the starter .. and we get a 1st rounder and swap a 4th for a 3rd .. wow thats a perfect trade to me
now lets play a little game .. Free agents .. our own .. who stays and who leaves
Reggie wells- You can stay if you come cheap .. great back up with starting potential
Nick cole- See reggie, wells
Max- Resigned .has done a good job at guard .. should be resigned and challange for starting job ,.hes a man beast
Ambiamari- sorry bud i cant resign you .. i fear you will get injured picking up the pen so im going to pass
Ernie sims- has been solid but nothign special .. im not going to bring you back
Bradley - altho i am not a huge bradley suporter, im going to resign you .. and heres why .. you arnt the best mlb .. but you will fit great at will next to chaney .. our lbs should be improved .. im ok with bradley chaney and fokou but i would like to provide some competion in the draft
akeem jordan- depends .. you are solid on special teams .. if you are coming cheap ill take you as competion for camp
Jerome harrison- should be retained as our back up rb .. has done a great job since coming over and great insurance for mccoy .. signed to 3 year deal
ellis hobbs- i will personally drive you to the airport .. dont ever come back to philly unless you are playing corner for some other team .. than come back anytime
Q- im going to let you walk .. you are solid but not special .. aging .. and going to demand more than your worth
akers - theres no question he will be back
Rocca- ehh i can live with out him .. he can be replaced or brought back ... id prob sign him and someone else and let them fight it out in camp
Colt anderson- Almost forgot him .. sign this motherfucker today .. what a beast he is on special teams .. i think u can allocate one spot on the 53 for a special teamer and this guy excells at that
SO NOW ON To the fun part .. who to sign in the off season .. get ready cuz im going to make a splash
on day one the eagles go big ..
SIgn guard logan mankins to a 6 year 43 million dollar deal
Well here you go .. you wanted a star guard .. you got it .. hes young .. hes well worth the money .. and will start imedietly next to peters and form the best left side in football .. herremans will be moved to right and challange max for the other guard spot
and ... eagles sign CB Nnamdi Asomugha to a 5 year 52 million dollar deal
Never again will you see kenny britt running down the sidelines free .. never again will you see any average wr running down the sidelines free .. hobbs was a trash can ..patterson was a trash truck .. and lindley is talented but better off as the third corner .. i told u i was going to make a splash
now for some minor moves but one you will prob love
Eagles sign FB Lawrence Vickers.. nice young player who will compete in camp with weaver and schmidt for the FB postion
And here’s his new stuff:
Howie: well leave the contract talks to me coach. back to the main issue here,, what are we going to do about this cornerback postion
AR: who else is out there?
Howie: well theres asomugha, ike taylor, brent grimes, jonathan joseph
AR: Wait did you say jonathan joseph! stop right there ive heard enough. JIBTA was just telling me the other day that he was one of the best young cornerbacks in the game ... get it done! if JIBTA says hes good than i want him .. that guy is a genius
Howie: Well i cant argue with that.. he did tell us to get Vick, draft jack, and rreplace akers.. hes a pretty smart guy .. Joseph will be the first call i make
AR: what a shame about jack He would have been our probowl Corner if that crazy fan from BGN didnt jump him and reinjure his knee! They just couldnt let JIBTA BE RIGHT
Howie: well coach one last thing.. what do you think we should do about our linebackers .. bradley and sims are both question marks.. should we bring them back?
AR: I dont think we should.. they didnt do anything to impress me.. i like sims cuz hes athletic fast and black, but i could do with out him.. Bradley cant even dress himself .. ill pass on him to
Howie: ok well i know Chaney will be starting .. what about fokou?
AR: he sucks .. try and trade him .. i dont like his name either
Howie: but coach we do need to have some lbs to play defense
AR: howie relax , i have trotters number on speed dial
Howie: isnt he like 40 with two bad knees?
AR: nonsense, Trotter is a great linebacker.. the best ive ever coached
Howie: well dhani banjo jones, mark simeneu, and carlos emmons were pretty decent
AR: Howie it was an air guitar get it strait .. and JIBTA tells me we may have found a gem in brian rolle .. he thinks hes gonna be special
Howie: wow JIBTA said that .. damn maybe we will be ok than ..Dreadlocks too! Brian rolle and chaney will give us two good young lbs along with casey mathews .. but ill still look and see if there are any veterns worth bringing inAR: Well i think we will be ok.. im heading to Golden corral .. we can discuss this more next week howie
Howie: ok coach ... ill take care of everything dont worry
AR:Dont worry howie, cuz i never worry
Notice the identical grammatical artistry? The faulty ellipses? The complete lack of apostrophes? (Go ahead, ctrl+f the apostrophe symbol, mine will be the only ones). The sporadic punctuation? The way he claims to have wanted Akers gone when he really said he wanted him back? That’s trademark JIBTA! His spelling might be a tad better, but it’s still below the level of the average 6th grader. This is JIBTA!
And to the conspiracy theory about "jack is better than asante" posting recently, it’s simply untrue. See the picture below; the JIBTA profile was made a month after the old one became inactive. BGN, JIBTA is JIBTA…
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I was just waiting for you to touch on the grassy knoll. Honestly I don’t care if its him or not as long as someone can make me chuckle when I read their posts.
He's slick, he's quick, he's Michael Vick.
I’m miles ahead of you two hacks when it comes to online toughness and throwing down from behind my computer.- DickMuffin
Trump 2012
Is the first stuff Original jack is better then asante???
Because the praise of Colt Anderson is totally un-Jibta like lol, im not sure watever watever happened 2 Jibta but im pretty sure this new dude is a impostor, you can just tell the real Jibta by the way he phrases tings…WILL THE REAL JIBTA PLEASE STAND UP….???
Not an imposter. I can see IP addresses. It’s him. And as for JIBTA liking Colt Anderson, JIBTA is completely unpredictable in players he likes/dislikes.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
unless they have size
if they are abnormally big for their position, Jibta LOVES size
JoeD AKA The Voice Of Reason
Then who is
“t.o. is better than rice” who claims he is the original “jack…” and calling us idiots for allowing ourselves to be fooled by “JIBTA”? If you know and don’t want to tell us, it’s ok. I respect your desire to eff with strangers.
"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath
by David_K on Jul 21, 2011 8:35 PM EDT up reply actions 2 recs
Just checked. Haha, I’ll leave you guys guessing.
by Route36 on Jul 21, 2011 8:42 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
I might just drop in for some trollish one-liners until people figure it out. Until then, fuk u i hate peas ..
by t.o. is better than rice on Jul 21, 2011 9:01 PM EDT up reply actions
ProfileENT is my favorite poster of all time.
Q: What do a leaky tampon and Sean McDermott's defense have in common?
A: They are equally ineffective in the red zone.
"If Roger Goodell was on fire and I had to piss on him to put him out, I wouldn't do it...I hate him and will never respect him."
--The often wrong (but right in this instance) James Harrison.
I thought CITINFO was the one who said the peas thing.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
my guess is W_E
trying to throw us off the scent by messin’ with JIBTA & his alter on the same thread.
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 22, 2011 10:55 AM EDT up reply actions
Maybe... The world will never know.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Then why would he bother making a new account? Did you guys ban him at some point?
by philiafan14364 on Jul 21, 2011 9:20 PM EDT up reply actions
He said something about his email getting hacked and needing to start a new one. If he started his SBN account through Yahoo it would make sense.
Bleeding Green Nation -- Home of the REAL Slim Shady
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever
yes
it is me .. yahoo wouldnt log in .. i kept putting my password in and it did nothing .. and wouldnt let me reset it .. so i just made a new one
the real JIBTA's listed Email is to a school.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
no shit
i go to stockton .. would u like me to email u from my school email .. will that prove it?
If you can get on your school email then you should be able to get on your old profile.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
ooh, you got him turned around now
Caught in a lie!
I’m e-mailing the stockton address to see if he replies … wait, no I’m not.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
lol..
See I’m right.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
hey
jimmyk great stie here thanks for all the work u do
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
by j-man on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Maybe I'm going insane
But I prefer the JIBTA conspiracy topic over the lockout threads
"This is one of the top 10 biggest bonehead trades in the history of the NFL."
-Washington Redskins TE Chris Cooley
Or it's you and you're trying to throw us all for a loop
and Jimmy and 36 are both in on it…
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
the plot thickens.
"it's like i tell my ex-wife, i never drive faster than i can see, and besides it's all in the reflexes." -Jack Burton, Big trouble in little China
Honestly
that makes more sense than anything else I’ve seen. Certainly makes sense as to why someone would care enough to do the research.
But in the grand scheme of things, I really don’t give a shit.
"I don’t know whether I prefer Astroturf to grass. I never smoked Astroturf." - Joe Namath
Frankly, this entertains me more than what this website is supposed to be for
Pathetic? Maybe, but until we have actual football, this is what I’ve become.
P.S. This little hoodwinking of the NFLPA by the Owners is fucking pathetic.
Fin
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 21, 2011 10:09 PM EDT up reply actions
That would certainly be interesting.
But unfortunately that’s not the case. I really wish it was though, haha.
Bleeding Green Nation -- Home of the REAL Slim Shady
36-5-20-JJ Bleeding Green Forever
It's not JIBTA...
I know who the fraud is.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Who is it then?
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
shut up
wild eagle ur a complete jackass .. ur the only one who wont admit its me
I'm the only one that knows asshat.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
lol ass hat
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
Mike Vick is a piece of shit
We be journalizing, son.
http://www.bleedinggreennation.com/ - Eagles
http://bloggingthebeast.com/ - NFC East
by JimmyK on Jul 21, 2011 7:21 PM EDT
by Talon Talent on Jul 22, 2011 12:15 AM EDT up reply actions
OK I admit it.
I am the real JIBTA. In order to do a JIBTA post I take ectasy and mescaline and then drink a fifth of Jack Daniels, rape a farm animal and then log in with my Yahoo!/Stockton.edu account and rant, rant, rant. It’s a shame that my ellipse button keeps getting in the way when I’m posting.
Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
Yours truly,
H.R.H Emperor Iggy of the Internet, forever to be known as the InterEmperor.
Bullshit!
Everyone knows that JIBTA only does 2 rants after he rapes a farm animal.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
Drat!!!!
You bastard! I had everyone else going.
Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
Yours truly,
H.R.H Emperor Iggy of the Internet, forever to be known as the InterEmperor.
what do u think
about the players not voteing tonight i say damn it i want nnmandi in a eagles unifrom by wed
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
I think they're trying to put the pressure on the NFL.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
yeah i agree
i feel bad for athlon and phil steele they are waiting on the lockout to end so they can go to press
okay i have cerebral palsy arthris and chronic fatigue as well i have a great life and loveing folks some days are better than other days i got a make-a-wish in 2001 and saw my favorite team the broncos it was the trip of a lifetime i wish everyone couild have gotten to enjoy that with me i know some of u hate the broncos and that okay but i bleed organ and bule for my mnr fans but i bleed orange and blue denver will rise again resident broncos fan for every blog resident broncos for stampede bule thanks shvd98z24 real name jeremy woodard nettleton high class of 02 yes i am a raider
W_E
I know the lockout drives everyone crazy but I have looked in on this and I gotta say it seems to be legit. Plus, while JimmyK might have some fun with us the fact that R36 also said its him leads me to think he really is jack is better than asante. The detective has spoken
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
Dude, I've have had more battles with JIBTA than anybody on here. EvilBanner's probably a close 2nd...
We both know JIBTA’s traits… Both EB and I agree the chances of this being him at 10%.
Also the excuse of the Fraud is that his “yahoo email won’t let him sign in” which is wrong because the listed email is a schools email…
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
yahoo blows
it wouldnt let me sign in .. so i had to make a new one .. what dont u understand
since when do you need an email address to sign into BGN?
"if you’re going to act like bitches, then I will treat you like bitches". - AR
Do you hear that? That's the sound of the media ramming the Miracle at the New Meadowlands down your throat for the rest of your life...BAHAHAHAHA....
jeez..
who gives a shit anyway? this kid is a waste of time pressing your keyboard… he’s some lonely kid who thinks saying unrealistic off the wall bullshit is going to get him attention which has worked so far. he’s no longer entertaining…
I have looked further
After looking more into it their is some things that made me think it could be fake. The biggest was the amount of posts of BSH (Flyers Website). Jack is better than Asante in nearly 2 years made 59 comments and 0 fanposts on BSH but JIBTA in less than 2 months has made 193 comments and 2 fanposts. Maybe JITBA became more of a hockey fan but that made me wonder. I still think they are the same person but I cant say for sure at this point. But I do have 1 question that will help me find out if he is really jack is better than asante.
JIBTA who is your favorite college football team?
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
don’t you think all the hoopla the Flyers made the past couple months warrants a higher traffic flow on BSH?
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 22, 2011 10:58 AM EDT up reply actions
yup
which is why I think it could mean nothing. I still think its him but I was pointing it out and +1 for hoopla
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
by Mr.electric10 on Jul 22, 2011 11:32 AM EDT up reply actions
Haha thanks
I dust off the old school slang portion of my vocab from time to time.
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 22, 2011 12:13 PM EDT up reply actions
P.S.
I love how BSH extremely dislikes JIBTA; we tolerate slash give him a cult following and support… but it took a long time.
"I'm 95% sure that 100% of what he says is wrong."
by Ralf E Chubbs on Jul 22, 2011 12:14 PM EDT up reply actions
that's more reason to believe the original was no fake right?
Why DO we love JIBTA?
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
You know...
Considering that Jack Ikeguonu’s NFL career has amounted to, well, jack, I think I’d change my name too. I don’t think I’d want to be reminded of the fact that I once thought a useless practice squad fodder CB was comparable to an All-Pro, and tried to make a big deal about it.
I gotta admit, I never believed JIBTA was jack is better than asante ...
… but the real question to me became whether there ever was a angsty teenager on his Mom’s computer making us all laugh, or whether it was an alter ego from the start.
These threads have done nothing to clear matters up, although admitting you go to Stockton State is probably a clincher. I think JIBTA is real.
At BGN Bowl III (hint, hint) I think we all get to find out.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Also I like the name "t.o is better than rice"
That name is a keeper.
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Thank you.
its cuz you all kno its true .. to is the best wr the nfl has ever seen .. rice was a chump .. he wasnt fast .. he wasnt big .. he was black but he didnt have dreds he was averege thats it
by t.o. is better than rice on Jul 22, 2011 3:18 PM EDT up reply actions
just saying
this is so fake. wouldnt shock me if its W_E having some fun
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
by Mr.electric10 on Jul 22, 2011 3:24 PM EDT up reply actions
Well of course its fake.
I’ve already admitted to being a fraud, and I began this comment with, “Thank you.” And this may or may not be the great wild_eagle, but its probably not.
by t.o. is better than rice on Jul 22, 2011 3:30 PM EDT up reply actions
cmon
“great wild_eagle” haha now I know for sure its W_E. ha i like the name too though
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
by Mr.electric10 on Jul 22, 2011 3:35 PM EDT up reply actions
I cannot take credit for this one...
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Maybe....
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
Props for waiting ...
… hours between posts to make it look even more real!
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Ahaha, but to be honest...
I’m not TIBTR
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
JIBTA
still havent answered my question
What is your favorite college football team?
AKA Detective Electric
"You got Lasik: NY Giants edition."-Udalango
"Definition of Explosive: The ability to score from anywhere, any position, at any point, at any time. In that case, the Eagles are the most explosive team in the NFL."- Big Blue Intervention
Whichever team has the most big black people on it.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
by DickMuffin on Jul 22, 2011 3:48 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Correct
"If Revis has an Island, Asomugha should have a continent." - #5
"Or if the rest of the defense if even decent then
our two Rookie safety’s don’t have to go all Ed Reed-Palamolu-Dawkins-super sayan badass mode to help us win." - W_E
Sending pics of your junk > dog killing > generally being a douche > sexual assault allegations > being on the Cowboys.
by number5 on Jul 22, 2011 6:26 PM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
With dreds!
They make you tougher. Us clean-cut high yella boys are no good at football. Except maybe Miles Austin. And Arian Foster. And …
Secretary of State for BGN aka "Most diplomatic man on this site," as appointed by Talon Talent
Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
Peyton "I sound like I got downs" Hillis... No offense to people who may know somebody with Downs.
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
If you are JIBTURD I have one question.
Why did Chris Gocong ultimately fail as a LB with the Eagles?
Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
Yours truly,
H.R.H Emperor Iggy of the Internet, forever to be known as the InterEmperor.
Because he was white, and white people can only play QB, OL, DL, and P/K?
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by PhiladelphiaEagles on Jul 23, 2011 12:01 AM EDT up reply actions
Nope.
He’s said time and time again that he loves Logan Mankins.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
And he loves MJG because he's a "run blocker"
Defensive player of the year for 2011 is...
Wild_Eagle!
Yes, Wild_Eagle's infamous reputation did help him get this award. But he shows that he walks the talk that he serves...with his keyboard. Wild_Eagle protects the motherland (BGN) from the evils of noobs, douche-bags, and other assholes. Although he may be crude and unnecessary, all great defenders draws the yellow flag from time to time.
-Awarded by Number5
Wild_Eagles’ Heart is scarier than Hell, you lose. - d-jackfan10 at the troll known as vicksuck!
I thought that was because he mistakened his neck rolls for corn rows.
Jason Peters: Heart of a Lion, Face of a Chipmunk.
Eli Manning has the personality of a baked potato.
by DickMuffin on Jul 23, 2011 2:32 AM EDT up reply actions 1 recs
Not it either
Its because he is Mr. Opposite and everyone was bashing him at the time.
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by goodfella46er on Jul 23, 2011 9:53 AM EDT up reply actions
Correct. You are the real JIBTA. DS20.
“The Gocong is white, therefor sux … lol” argument was just another amazing JIB-Fact. Even though Gocong is three quarters Pacific Islander and American Indian. Ever hear of Troy Pomalu or Jim Thorpe?
I quote:
“"After review with Chris and his mom (Julie), he is the following—100% American, 12.5% French, 12.5% German, 25% American Indian (and) 25% Hawaiian/Pacific Islander and 25% Filipino." — ”http://epicanthus.net/2009/01/17/57-philadelphia-eagles-chris-gocong-asianpacific-blood-brains-brawn/" target="_blank">http://epicanthus.net/2009/01/17/57-philadelphia-eagles-chris-gocong-asianpacific-blood-brains-brawn/
JIBTA is a master of ignorant and mis-informed racism. If it ain’t racist, it ain’t JIBTA.
Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
Yours truly,
H.R.H Emperor Iggy of the Internet, forever to be known as the InterEmperor.
and yet Gocong still sucks
"I will never have my best season," Brian Dawkins
Mike Vick is a piece of shit
We be journalizing, son.
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by JimmyK on Jul 21, 2011 7:21 PM EDT
by Talon Talent on Jul 23, 2011 7:30 AM EDT up reply actions
Correct.
You are the real JIBTA. DS20. "The Gocong is white, therefor sux … lol" argument was just another amazing JIB-Fact. Even though Gocong is three quarters Pacific Islander and American Indian. Ever hear of Troy Pomalu or Jim Thorpe?
I quote:
""After review with Chris and his mom (Julie), he is the following—100% American, 12.5% French, 12.5% German, 25% American Indian (and) 25% Hawaiian/Pacific Islander and 25% Filipino." — "http://epicanthus.net/2009/01/17/57-philadelphia-eagles-chris-gocong-asianpacific-blood-brains-brawn/" target="_blank">http://epicanthus.net/2009/01/17/57-philadelphia-eagles-chris-gocong-asianpacific-blood-brains-brawn/
JIBTA is a master of ignorant and mis-informed racism. If it ain’t racist, it ain’t JIBTA.
(Please ignore the misplace reply at the bottom of the string… It wasn’t me JIBTA made me do it – Iggy.)
Whoever you are, when I log off, you cease to exist.
Yours truly,
H.R.H Emperor Iggy of the Internet, forever to be known as the InterEmperor.
this reminds me
of the junior high debates me and my friends used to have about whether or not Shock G was Humpty Hump.
JIBTA has become legendary, and will pop up somewhere someday. he may become the next baba booey if this keeps up. can you imagine someone calling into Eskin’s show like “i’d like to talk about the Kolb to AZ rumors? is it true that they’re offering us DRC and JimmyK’s penis? JIBTA”
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
damn clean post fail
guess i can’t type click between two of these <>
Yes, I am a Giants fan. Now that we got that out of the way....
IMPEACH DOLAN!!!!
I will not - lose! -Jay Z-
I had XM this weekend and they kept playing Digital Underground songs ...
… I had introduced my kids to Humpty Hump, so they kept asking if it was another Humpty Hump song.
Revealing the truth about Shock G will be roughly akin to telling them there’s no Santa Claus.
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Still waiting for the Eagles to Bring It Home For Jerome
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