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The BGN NFL Draft Championship Round!

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Goooood afternoon everyone and welcome to BSPN's presentation of the BGN NFL Draft Championship Round. We've got a great match-up for you today between 'Suck My Vick' and 'Team Kibbles and Vicks'. This one is for all the marbles! The championship belt is on the line today folks and you're going to love this one. Let's toss it back to the studio real quick to get John Madden's take on how we got to this point.

 

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Thanks d-jack. I've looked at both teams and discovered that we have a great match-up which means that it's not going to be a bad match-up because that is the opposite of a great match-up. I was slightly disappointed that no one drafted Brett Favre but hey, what can you do, right?! I mean... But anyway. We got two guys on the field today who just do a fantastic job of everything in Peyton Manning and Ben Roethlisberger, they really are just great players. A QB match up like that sure is exciting! Both of those guys can light a defense up like a Christmas tree! But remember, you can't catch the ball if you knock it down so keep an eye on the offensive lines today. Bwahahaha I just can't wait! BOOM! Back to you d-jack!

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Wow, that was a doozy. I'm not really sure if I'm going to be able to take in all that brilliant insight before the start of the game! That is one brilliant mind and you just witnessed why we pay him the big bucks, he is just so insightful. But anyway, these teams didn't come together by chance, they've had some brilliant men build them from the ground up. Earlier today our fine reporter, Erin Andrews sat down with Wild_Eagle and Talon Talent and asked the tough questions.

 

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EA: So, how does it feel to make it this far?
WE: Fucking fantastic is how it fucking feels.
TT: It's feels great Erin.

EA: So it feels good?
WE: Fuck yeah it does.
TT: Yeah, I'm really proud of this team.

EA: So, who do you think is going to win?
WE: What the fuck do you think I'm going to say?
TT: You know, Wild_Eagle put together a good team and I think they're talented but you know I have to say Kibbles and Vicks is going to win.

EA: So who has the best hair?
WE: I don't know if you've heard, but I'm half ginger and that's sort of rare so definitely me.
TT: I'll let Wild_Eagle have this one.

EA: Good luck today guys, back to you d-jack!

 

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Wow! So much insight! As usual, Erin got down to the nitty gritty and asked the tough questions! Now if only she would reply to my text messages.... But I digress. Oh my, the game is starting! And we didn't even get to talk to business insider Ben Bernanke or motivational speaker Dick Cheney! So much material! Oh well, here are your starting line ups for today:

 

Suck My Vick

Head Coach: Jim Caldwell
Offensive Coordinator: Marty Mortinwig
Defensive Coordinator: Steve Spagnuolo

QB: Ben Rothlisberger
RB1: Lesean McCoy
RB2: Mark Ingram
FB/TE: Owen Daniels
TE: Greg Olsen
WR1: Desean Jackson
WR2: Hakeem Nicks
WR3: Julio Jones
LT: Joe Staley
LG: Mike Lupui
C: Olin Kreutz
RG: Anthony Davis
RT: Jason Smith

LE: Ray Edwards
DT: Albert Haynesworth
DT: Tony Brown
RE: John Abraham
SLB: Keith Rivers
MLB: Barrett Ruud
WLB: Brian Urlacher
LB: Aaron Curry
CB1: Asante Samuel
CB2: Brent Grimes
CB3: Sheldon Brown
SS: William Moore
FS: Earl Thomas

K: Sabastian Janikowski
P: Micheal Koenen
KR: Desean Jackson
PR: Desean Jackson

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Team Kibbles and Vicks

Head Coach: Mike Tomlin

Offensive Coordinator: Cam Cameron

QB: Peyton Manning
RB1: Steven Jackson
RB2: Ryan Mathews
FB: John Conner
WR1: Larry Fitzgerald
WR2: Michael Crabtree
WR3: Eddie Royal
LT: Jermon Bushrod
LG: Logan Mankins
C: Ryan Kalil
RG: Jake Scott
RT: Vladmir Ducasse
TE: Jermichael Finley
K: Stephen Gostkowski

Defensive Coordinator: John Fox

LE: Robert Mathis
DT: Kevin Williams
DT: Ndamukong Suh
RE: Will Smith

SAM: Derrick Johnson
MIKE: Curtis Lofton
WILL: D.J. Williams

CB1: Joe Haden
CB2: Charles Tillman
CB3: Chris Gamble
FS: Nate Allen
SS: Donte Whitner
P: Brandon Fields

Special Teamer: Eric Weems

Let the games begin!

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The title belt is on the line!

Third Place Match-Up

Somewhere Over Dwayne Bowe

Head Coach: Mike Smith
Offensive Coordinator: Jason Garrett
Defensive Coordinator: Mike Nolan
 
QB: Tom Brady    
RB1: Frank Gore    
RB2: Ahmad Bradshaw    
FB: Vontae Leach
TE: Jason Witten    
WR1: Kenny Britt    
WR2: Mike Williams (SEA)    
WR3: Steve Smith (NYG)
WR4: Josh Cribbs
LT: Jake Long
LG: Branden Albert
C: Lyle Sendlein
RG: Danny Watkins
RT: Doug Free

DE: Julius Peppers
DT/NT: Jay Ratliff
DT/DE: Tyson Alualu
DE/LB: Cliff Avril
LB: Terrell Suggs
LB: Stephen Tulloch
LB: Jonathon Vilma
CB1: Brandon Flowers
CB2: Rashean Mathis
CB3: Terrell Thoma
SS: Malcolm Jenkins
FS: Eric Weddle

K: Neil Rackers
P: Donnie Jones
KR: Ahmad Bradshaw
PR: Joshua Cribbs

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Andy Reid's Cheez Whiz

HC: Todd Haley
OC: Pete Carmichael Jr.
DC: Dom Capers

QB: Philip Rivers
RB1: Peyton Hillis
RB2: Mike Goodson
FB: Mike Tolbert
WR: Greg Jennings
WR: Brandon Marshall
WR: Percy Harvin
WR: Mike Thomas
TE: Rob Gronkowski
LT: Russell Okung
LG: Ben Grubbs
C: Nick Mangold
RG: Chris Snee
RT: David Stewart

LE: Richard Seymour
NT: Kyle Williams
RE: Jason Jones
SLB: Brian Orakpo
TED: Bart Scott
MIKE: Lawrence Timmons
WLB: DeMarcus Ware
CB: Vontae Davis
CB: Champ Bailey
CB: Antoine Cason
SS: Dawan Landry
FS: Michael Huff

K: Billy Cundiff
P: Sean Weatherford
KR: Percy Harvin / Mike Goodson
PR: Mike Thomas / Antoine Cason